"West Ham, Man City, Blackburn.. just to name you a couple... - some special people on this site!"

He was awful against Citeh, you just make yourself look stupid listing that match. And wasn't it Berbatov who scored 5 goals against Blackburn? Some special people on this site!

Rooney won us the title against Blackburn actually. Have you tried taking a penalty under that pressure? Was one of the best penalties I have ever seen.

lol one bicycle kick That's two matches against a team that finished bottom and the other was flirting with relegation, big deal, that's not exactly winning the title on his own

I love you Barry

He was awful against Citeh, you just make yourself look stupid listing that match. And wasn't it Berbatov who scored 5 goals against Blackburn?
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Yeah scoring the best goal in premier league history is being awful isn't it? Or maybe you are just so used to Rooney's immaculate standards that you view that as poor. He won us the CL when Ronaldo didn't show up and has carried us ever since.

And wasn't it Berbatov who scored 5 goals against Blackburn? Some special people on this site!

19th title confirmed by a penalty by rooney against - yep you guessed it, Blackburn - absolute baffoon - but you still havent answered my question?

What are the odds on the little baby goonies ending up white washed before october this year? Or the odds on them holding a 4-0 lead and keeping it? Or the odds on not conceding a goal in the 98th minute? goonies - absolute tards!

hi, my opinion is different.

Fergie the god:

You come from a long line of Utd fans with duff user names like United-til-I-die (nice person, dreadful name), 19-Champions-are-we, King Eric etc etc.

chiko is even less odds that Van Persie. So if Van Persie scores 20, our strike partnership will get us 40+, and that's not even with Berbatov, last years player of the year behind Rooney. This season is going to be a walk in the park.

@.

hi, my opinion is different.

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Well just keep it to yourself then, good lad.

N1 Man
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Your point being? So thats what goonies resort to eh? Stumped with truth so try to find other ways around it? Pathetic!

So answer me 'N1 man' -

What are the odds on the little baby goonies ending up white washed before october this year? Or the odds on them holding a 4-0 lead and keeping it? Or the odds on not conceding a goal in the 98th minute?

Cheers in advance for making yourself look like a tool!

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Fergie the God, I have never actually met someone whose opinion I respect so much. I think we could get on. Are you looking forward to more trophies to polish this season? N1 guy are you looking forward to polishing more NOTHING.

Rooney single handedly won united a title - has van persie done that?
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err, when has he ever had the chance to, considering his injury problems?

Is that clear enough for you, or do you need me to come to Surrey and explain it further? (you see what I did there?)
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err, yes. you basically claimed that the idea of an arsenal fan living in surrey is laughable, despite the fact that surrey is only 30 miles from highbury. never mind the fact that surrey is saturated with united fans, despite it being some 250 miles from manchester, but you made a point which is completely irrelevant yet still probably made you inexplicably happy.

Why was VP only there for 33 games? Would it be because he's a tad 'fragile' ?
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oh, you mean like rooney being absent for 10 league games alone because he was worn out from his antics with some bird he paid for? and he had to double his pay because the pain was just too much? oh yeah, rooney is much, MUCH tougher

Odds are usually right, (I use the word 'usually' loosely before you start crying.)
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i'm not a united fan, so i'm not afraid of words. probably because i'm educated beyond secondary school level.

Wonder what the odds are for a goonies season collapse before October this year?
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ohh, how original. how many websites did you research to find that cutting-edge turn of phrase?

Ill bite

why is United-til-I-die a dreadful name ?

(are you called N1 Man because you come from Islington)?

"And wasn't it Berbatov who scored 5 goals against Blackburn? Some special people on this site!

19th title confirmed by a penalty by rooney against - yep you guessed it, Blackburn - absolute baffoon"

Hahaha, you clown. So you have back tracked from Rooney single handedly winning games against Blackburn to Rooney scoring the equaliser from the penalty spot to confirm a title that had already been won. And I'm the buffoon here. Deary me

" - but you still havent answered my question?

What are the odds on the little baby goonies ending up white washed before october this year? Or the odds on them holding a 4-0 lead and keeping it? Or the odds on not conceding a goal in the 98th minute? goonies - absolute tards!"

You never asked me any question. And you need to learn to count because I can see numerous questions in there, not just one. But yep, us 'goonies' are absolute tards. You couldn't make it up

To answer your questions, first of all, define whitewashed? Secondly I would imagine the odds of us holding on to a 4-0 lead would be 1-10000 or whatever the odds usually are as a 4-0 lead has only ever been blown once in PL history. I'd also imagine conceding a goal in the 98th minute to have very high odds as football matches seldom last that long unless United are trailing at OT.

So now that I have answered your questions and you have back tracked on your previously ludicrous and factually incorrect statement we can all get back to our lives

Oh, Fergie the God. Really. Do you think that by restating your point and predicting that I will make a fool of myself in answering your silly little question with that you'll out-smart me? Well, think again.

Come on then. I challenge you to come up with something witty. I predict I will out-Gun you. (with a silly thumbs-up sign beside the challenge)

So now that I have answered your questions and you have back tracked on your previously ludicrous and factually incorrect statement we can all get back to our lives
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that falsely implies that fergie the god has a life.

We don't need to come up with anything witty. We are the champions. Like boxing, we don't need to pick fights, we just wait for people like you to come and challenge us then we just casually knock you out with our number of trophies and superior history. We hardly have to do any work and we win all arguments about football. After all, what is the point in supporting a team if they don't win things? I thought that was the aim of the game? Or am I wrong? No, I'm not, I'm a champion.

Sorry Barry, you are right. I bow to "your" superior number of titles.
Perhaps you could delete this too?

personally i don't think fergie the god has a life

I'm off for breakfast.

A Breakfast of Champions.

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I saw Rooney play in our win at Sunderland last season, and I can honestly say that is the best live performance I have seen by an individual.