Only a genius could do an article this bad and get +50 comments

Good afternoon brummie ,you seem to be trending on here

Afternoon hf, how the devil are you? Come to join in the fun

What do you think of your latest signing? I think he's what you've been missing in midfield, hopefully for you he won't take too long to find his feet in the PL!

Brummie,I'm hoping he can enhance our midfield mate ,I hope you're not wearing that donkey jacket in this weather.

I think you lot will go well now you have Jose back.

I had to take it of a little earlier hf, after running 100m in it to catch the bus but I've got it back on now I've cooled down a bit!!

I'm caught in two minds over Jose's return. On one hand I love him but on the other hand, towards the end of his time with us he was a bit of a lose cannon and did bring a bit of embarrassment on the club - time will tell mate.

You'll have to meet up with Summer69 and myself for that pint sometime next season. We might even convert you

Hounslow...see you at Yates

Brummie I'd be more than happy to meet you and summer for a few pints as you both seem top lads but as for you converting me it ain't going to happen as I'd rather have my Hampton cut off

Just another,hello mate I hope you're enjoying living in the paradise that is Hounslow and have settled in well

hf I was in your area on Wednesday. I saw my daughter off from Heathrow and thought it would be a good idea parking in Hounslow and getting the tube to save the exorbitant parking fees.

I parked just round the corner from Hounslow West tube and walked to the ticket office, asked for a return to Heathrow terminal 4.

The bloke behind the glass asked for £8.90

I told him I didn't want to go via Cockfosters first!!

I left it drove and parked at the airport and it worked out cheaper.

And they want people to use public transport more

brummie,i hope you're daughter has a great time wherever she is going to,you must have been impressed with the surroundings and word has it the kardashians are spending the summer in Hounslow

Thick Liverpool fans

She was going back to Oz mate, she's been there about three years now. I hope she settles there, cos as Hounslow showed - there's nothing to stay here for

I think you need to check your use of the word know on your profile page before accusing anyone of being thick

I don't appear to have that word on my profile Dodger - and I don't think I called anyone thick!

Oops - apologies Dodger!!

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I think I'd swap oz for Hounslow tbh

I've actually looked at Engineering jobs in the mining industy over there hf.

Know () luck but I don't suppose my age goes for me and I have to give a years notice to leave my present mob!

I'd only miss going to Chelsea, fishing for Barbel and proper tea bags!

I could still use JA though

Oh - and HP Brown sauce!

Brummie

Mr'C',

Loads of my old school mates live in Brisbane. Oz doesn't really appeal to me what with the snakes, spiders, sharks, jelly fish, alligators etc.

brummie,you could still get some use out of that donkey jacket down them mines

It's fairly safe around Ayre's Rock Dodger

And there's no Alligators there - All the Saltwater Crocs ate them!

I doubt they'd let it through customs with all the wildlife ingrained in it now hf!!