I met Russell Brand, Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Maconohey (spelling?) in a hotel I worked at in port Douglas.

Also shared a few beers with Pritchard and Dainton from that show on Tv. My mate and Pritchard wound up playing pool with the loser jumping into the sea naked in the tropics haha. Both did it in the end.

BB

That Pritchard guy was in a nightclub I was in one night and I went up to him and did that thing where you say 'what's that?' when putting your thumb and index finger together in a hole shape and if they look they 'lose'.

He looked and we all laughed at him and then he punched me in the balls

Went to the Monaco grand prix this year and met Fernando Alonso while he was doing some shopping.

Also in Monaco a number of years ago I met Lional Richie going into the Hotel de France, missed the chance to say 'Hello, is it me you're looking for'

just a shame he didnt punch you in the face rob

In the past 6 months:

Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock, Jason Manford, Jon Richardson, Jeremy Kyle, Cat Deeley, Vernon Kay, Ant & Dec, Jeremy Paxman, Jonathan Ross, David Tennant, Nick Knowles, Alesha Dixon, Michelle Keegan, Nicole Sherzinger, Holly Willoughby, Ian McKellan, Gary Oldman, Vin Diesel, Jamie Foxx, Bradley Cooper, Bill Roache.... more but cba...

Mex

French

That's a mighty impressive list but I feel putting the likes of Nick Knowles and Bill Roache on it takes away the awesomeness of the other names

soz bro...

That's a mighty impressive list but I feel putting the likes of Nick Knowles and Bill Roache on it takes away the awesomeness of the other names

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im sure if it was Ray Meagher you wouldnt have a problem

Don't knock Alf Stewart.

He's been inventing sayings for 30 years

fairdinkum?? strewth, i never knew that

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I almost met Sophie Ellis Bextor once. Back in 2000, DJ Spiller/ Sophie Ellis Bextor were doing a nightclub tour promoting their Groovejet tune. When she'd finished singing she was escorted back upstairs towards the backroom area. I was very drunk and standing in the way, oblivious to this. Fortunately for her, she had some giant of a man working as her minder. He bound over to me and gave me a very firm 'hand off' in the face, knocking me to the floor. As I was writhing around on the floor she walked past me and I tried really hard (and failed) to sneak a look up her skirt.

i once also chatted up natalie imbruglia in that newmarket nightclub.

they did a thing called stars on the bar and iused my charm

there was also a song in the 90's called i believe by a group in the happy clappers.

they were performing at the same club and wanted backing dancers.

she called me sexy and asked me to do it

I met George Clooney at the open. I'm not one for celebrities,but he's a dude. My Missus has met Daniel Craig,and she reckons he was a nice guy,but rough looking.

I killed Jill Dando

my mrs met david walliams and matt lucas at donny airport where she was working ( they were making that airport comedy programme thing)

she said matt lucas was nice, but david walliams was the most ignorant, rude, diva like fúckwit she had ever met.

Met Fabio Capello while I was working at Nationwide. Seemed like a decent bloke but his English really was bloody awful.

Met a few bands here and there that people wouldn't either know of or care about (orange goblin, bullrag, fear factory, carcass, wino etc).

In the footballing world, meeting Rush and Fowler last summer was cool, but picking up Grobbelaar from the airport, taking him to a pub to watch Liverpool v Chelsea at 10am, having my car twoed, staying on the booze until about midnight when we could take it no more, picking him up for a round of golf at 7am, struggling with hangovers, losing money hand over fist (I just can't function under the pressure of Bruce standing over me saying "come on manfrom, just pop this on the green and sink the put and we break even" and then dropping him off at the airport again, was a pretty cool 36 hrs.

you should have just chucked him a fiver, he'd have thrown the game

Met Tim Westwood once and asked if me and my mate could have a pic with him, he was talking to some girls and said "move bi t ch es" and had a pic with us

After having the good fortune to hug the actress that plays Cercei Lannister and high five the actor that plays Tyrion Lannister last weekend at the London Comicon
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I don't know who those people are.... But now i can only imagine you looking like comic book guy from the simpsons.

I don't know who those people are.... But now i can only imagine you looking like comic book guy from the simpsons.

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I don't know who those people are.... But now i can only imagine you looking like comic book guy from the simpsons.

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