Excellent point ya daft fakoont.
Have 5 Fido.
Sounds a bit flukin "I Clavdivs" Roman there Ath.
Wi all thae 'v's.
They Romans covldnae spell fur toaffy.
Cheers TMQ, I've got another one under he heading social commentary but it'll be at the right moment!
Loodrip, pashed? Aye ahve been scoffin fresh raspberry n vodka cocktails since Saturday, ah'm sorry noo ah hud a bumper crop of raspberries, fufck ( oops, there's another urban dictionary entry) knows what I'm gonnae dae when the blackcurrant crop is harvested.
They knew how tae keep order thovgh.
Any kvnt answered back - cvrtains.
<been scoffin fresh raspberry n vodka cocktails since Saturday,>
Saturday April 4th I presume ?
Aboot then TMQ, you how it gets when days n weeks roll into one, I've got an apple the cranberry crop to follow the blackcurrants n a stock of poitin to get thru, ah suppose ah should plan ahead n stock up wi solpadine or summit similar or maybe sense 'll prevail?
Ah'm jealous Fido.
The day that Sense prevails, you can take me oot the back an shoot me.
I'm not looking for jealousy or empathy, I'm looking for cocktail suggestions that'll compliment ma crop!
Ath,
I've made wine,
I've made alcoholic Ginger beer which wiz really potent!
I've made elderflower champagne, it wiz excellently received, but truely dangerous. Infact it could have acted as a replacement for a few semtecks applications!
Know what you mean, mate; used to make it as well - can be dangerous.
Bollix, how does that cocktail go BarryBhoy?
elderflower, marihuana, white wine, 7up
Apologies I thought this was a bleeding swearing thread
Dry, sweet or dessert, BB?
By the litre load, it tends to be a little dry, so you raise your glass more
See yir marieblow, BB, izit ganja,oil weed or a suffusion? Only reason ah ask is ah don't want tae spoil the delicate flavour of tge raspberries, capiche?
you can add raspberries if you wish. I would just chuck it all in blender and smoke that baby
Add a scoop of vanilla ice-cream upon a summers evening
Ah wiz speaking tae a musician called Marcus Bonfanti, he musta smoked that baby, cos he wiz regaling us wi hiz true taste ah traditional ice-cream proffered by mates in Glasgow, he wiz intrigued by the taste n when he enquired about the flavour he wiz informed it wiz jist a carton ah deep frozen double cream! Credit to him, he said he'd never experienced better!
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posted on 25/7/13
Pashed aye?
posted on 25/7/13
Excellent point ya daft fakoont.
Have 5 Fido.
posted on 25/7/13
Fvckincvnt?
posted on 25/7/13
Sounds a bit flukin "I Clavdivs" Roman there Ath.
Wi all thae 'v's.
posted on 25/7/13
They Romans covldnae spell fur toaffy.
posted on 25/7/13
Cheers TMQ, I've got another one under he heading social commentary but it'll be at the right moment!
Loodrip, pashed? Aye ahve been scoffin fresh raspberry n vodka cocktails since Saturday, ah'm sorry noo ah hud a bumper crop of raspberries, fufck ( oops, there's another urban dictionary entry) knows what I'm gonnae dae when the blackcurrant crop is harvested.
posted on 25/7/13
They knew how tae keep order thovgh.
Any kvnt answered back - cvrtains.
posted on 25/7/13
<been scoffin fresh raspberry n vodka cocktails since Saturday,>
Saturday April 4th I presume ?
posted on 26/7/13
Quinn.
posted on 26/7/13
Aboot then TMQ, you how it gets when days n weeks roll into one, I've got an apple the cranberry crop to follow the blackcurrants n a stock of poitin to get thru, ah suppose ah should plan ahead n stock up wi solpadine or summit similar or maybe sense 'll prevail?
posted on 26/7/13
Ah'm jealous Fido.
The day that Sense prevails, you can take me oot the back an shoot me.
posted on 26/7/13
I'm not looking for jealousy or empathy, I'm looking for cocktail suggestions that'll compliment ma crop!
posted on 26/7/13
Make wine, Fido.
posted on 26/7/13
Ath,
I've made wine,
I've made alcoholic Ginger beer which wiz really potent!
I've made elderflower champagne, it wiz excellently received, but truely dangerous. Infact it could have acted as a replacement for a few semtecks applications!
posted on 26/7/13
Your all talking bollix
posted on 26/7/13
Know what you mean, mate; used to make it as well - can be dangerous.
posted on 26/7/13
Bollix, how does that cocktail go BarryBhoy?
posted on 26/7/13
elderflower, marihuana, white wine, 7up
posted on 26/7/13
Apologies I thought this was a bleeding swearing thread
posted on 26/7/13
Dry, sweet or dessert, BB?
posted on 26/7/13
By the litre load, it tends to be a little dry, so you raise your glass more
posted on 26/7/13
See yir marieblow, BB, izit ganja,oil weed or a suffusion? Only reason ah ask is ah don't want tae spoil the delicate flavour of tge raspberries, capiche?
posted on 26/7/13
you can add raspberries if you wish. I would just chuck it all in blender and smoke that baby
posted on 26/7/13
Add a scoop of vanilla ice-cream upon a summers evening
posted on 26/7/13
Ah wiz speaking tae a musician called Marcus Bonfanti, he musta smoked that baby, cos he wiz regaling us wi hiz true taste ah traditional ice-cream proffered by mates in Glasgow, he wiz intrigued by the taste n when he enquired about the flavour he wiz informed it wiz jist a carton ah deep frozen double cream! Credit to him, he said he'd never experienced better!
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