I should just probably call you Tu Meke instead.

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good call.

Congrats, ioag.

Good luck in the final. Mourinho will be there to try and spoil the party I'm sure.

What an the rest of my post wasn't?

It was Hafi-esque, Darren.

I cannot give it higher praise than that

Good luck in the final. Mourinho will be there to try and spoil the party I'm sure.
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Would love it if we beat him - with sticks preferably - but I'd rather another hoofball team did the job for us first.

I put more imagination into my delusion than Hafi.


IOAG, Ramos hoof to Ronaldo for a last minute winner would be amazing.

Mourinho's lovechildren Arbeloa, Khedira and Alonso all to miss the final.

Best possible finish would be Casillas charging up the pitch and heading in a corner in the last minute of injury time.

Oh god yes that would be magical!

Then Mourinho getting a lap-dance from Sara Carbonero, only to realise at the moment of truth she was just lookalike transexual.

Or am I letting my imagination fly a bit here...

Let it fly, you guys are in the final.

According to some folk Guardiola is now a bad manager, Bayern are "overrated", the style of play is dead and that there is no challenge for Guardiola in taking over a club with the barometer of success being to win a 2nd treble in a row, something which has never been achieved before.

By "some folk" I mean reactionary, non-thinking fúckwits.

Well done Madrid. Another step closer.

Carlo

Treble still looks a tall order.

Plus if it comes down to the last day I think Barca will throw the game. Can't see them wanting to potentially hand a treble to Real.

2nd, the CL and the copa would still be a very good season though.

I know how you feel Pinky, probably just as many people or more still think Benzema's shíte.

Karim

Benzemas shíte

Not shîte but not good enough for you guys

Could RM do better than Benema? Yes! But is he as bad as many claim? No, he is a very good player.

Anyhow, suspect a bid for Suarez might be on the kids just to spite Barca!

I know how you feel Pinky
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I would taken a lot of pleasure from Madrid's win last night if it was not for the búllshit people came out with.

I fúcking hate Bayern, they are obnoxious, hypocritical, pompous wánkers.

Hengy, each to his own, but in order to appreciate Benzema's game imo you need to stop looking at him as a no.9 in the traditional sense.

Pinky, I used to feel the same way about Bayern. Nowadays I think I dislike Chelsea more.

IOAG, you fib.

You only find Maureen abhorrent and ipso facto, Chelsea, by association.

Nah, I started to loathe Chelsea well before Mourinho. Back in the late 80s/early 90s I had speak on a daily basis to a guy in London who supported Chelsea - lovely guy, but totally unbearable when it came to football.

He actualy took me to a Chelsea match once I was over visiting. They were momentairly top and had the tightest defence in the league, and before the match he just wouldn't stop going on. We were still taking our seats when Chelsea scored the opener, and he got even more unbearable.

But it turned out to be a memorable match. Imagine Chelsea nowadays losing 2-5 to Wimbledon at the Bridge!

I don't believe you

Your hatred for Mourinho is unbridled. It's ok, i don't like him too.

He was also boasting about how good Dave Beasant was, and he went and dropped two enormous clangers during the match. The bloke was so miserable he wanted to leave early, but I forced him to stay because I was having such a good time.

I won't deny though that my dislike of Mourinho has fuelled my dislike of Chelsea though.

Nowadays I think I dislike Chelsea more.
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That goes without saying, Chelsea are only worthy of contempt.

c'mon atlei

fook that Mou

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