last night i got jumped by 6 blokes leaving the pub.
during the battle i managed to knock one out.
probably not the best time for a w @ n k but i didnt know if id get another chance.
Heard this the other day, brilliant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPwOuUt_OXs
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After my accident, I woke up in hospital with a sexy nurse standing over me.
She said, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
"Fair enough," I replied, groping her bréasts.
She lay naked on the bed, with just a carrot, a leek and a cauliflower covering her nether regions.
She called it a vegazzle.
Arsenal fans' potential line-up vs Fulham
---------------Casillas
Arbeloa--Varane--Ramos--Marcelo
------------Alonso--Khedira
Di Maria--------Ozil-----------Ronaldo
----------------Benzema
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
Two peanuts walk into a bar and one of them was assaulted.
A sandwich walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here".
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What's green and smells like Pork ?
Kermits fingers
My stick joke went over all of you
But what's brown and red and sticky?
That bloody stick again!
Whats brown and runny?
Linford Christie
What do you call a woman with two unts?
Jedwards mum
Ok, it only really works phonetically, but one of my all time favourites....
Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
Tequila!!!!!!!
As I watched the torment of the 2 girls in Peru charged with drug smuggling and facing 15 years in prison, the anguish etched across their faces, I couldn't help but think..............
.....I'd bang the blonde one first !
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is a sharp drop off.
And on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
See answer below
Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round
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posted on 23/8/13
last night i got jumped by 6 blokes leaving the pub.
during the battle i managed to knock one out.
probably not the best time for a w @ n k but i didnt know if id get another chance.
posted on 23/8/13
Arsenal.
posted on 23/8/13
Heard this the other day, brilliant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPwOuUt_OXs
posted on 23/8/13
posted on 23/8/13
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posted on 23/8/13
After my accident, I woke up in hospital with a sexy nurse standing over me.
She said, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
"Fair enough," I replied, groping her bréasts.
posted on 23/8/13
She lay naked on the bed, with just a carrot, a leek and a cauliflower covering her nether regions.
She called it a vegazzle.
posted on 23/8/13
Arsenal fans' potential line-up vs Fulham
---------------Casillas
Arbeloa--Varane--Ramos--Marcelo
------------Alonso--Khedira
Di Maria--------Ozil-----------Ronaldo
----------------Benzema
posted on 23/8/13
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
posted on 23/8/13
Two peanuts walk into a bar and one of them was assaulted.
posted on 23/8/13
A sandwich walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here".
posted on 23/8/13
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
posted on 23/8/13
What's green and smells like Pork ?
Kermits fingers
posted on 23/8/13
My stick joke went over all of you
But what's brown and red and sticky?
That bloody stick again!
posted on 23/8/13
Whats brown and runny?
Linford Christie
posted on 23/8/13
What do you call a woman with two unts?
Jedwards mum
posted on 23/8/13
Ok, it only really works phonetically, but one of my all time favourites....
Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
Tequila!!!!!!!
posted on 23/8/13
As I watched the torment of the 2 girls in Peru charged with drug smuggling and facing 15 years in prison, the anguish etched across their faces, I couldn't help but think..............
.....I'd bang the blonde one first !
posted on 23/8/13
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is a sharp drop off.
And on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
See answer below
Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round
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