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CBK: Would you care for some tea?

Mex: That would be very nice, thank you.

DOCTOR: All right, Mex. Now, the LSTDs been filling me in. Amazing things, CBK is right. Amazing. You must be very proud of him.

Mex: Just doing my bit.

Lubo: Not bad for a united fan

Mex: Yes, I thought I detected a familiar cadence, my dear.

DOCTOR: How did you do it? Get along with him?

Mex: How does the act of friendship come to anyone?

DOCTOR: But you get a lot of these clever notions, do you?

Mex: Well, friends just seem to teem from my head. Wonderful things, like. Let me show you. Some musings on the potential of a sleep over. Tents that can sustain life outside of the terrestrial atmosphere. Came to me in the bath.

DOCTOR: Is this your idea or his?

Mex: Oh no, no, no. CBK is entirely under my control, Doctor. He is.

(CBK brings Mex his tea.)

Mex: Thank you. The perfect friend, and the perfect league runner.

DOCTOR: I don't know what you're up to, Mex, but whatever hes promised, you cannot trust him. Call them what you like, LRF is death.

Admin 1: Yes, Doctor. Death to our wums. Death to the forces of wumness, and death to the poor league runners.

DOCTOR: Yes, Admin, and death to everyone else too.

CBK: Would you care for some tea?

(The Doctor knocks the tray from the LRF's sucker.)

DOCTOR: Stop this! What are you doing here? What do you want?

CBK: I seek only to help you.

DOCTOR: To do what?

CBK: To create the perfect league
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DOCTOR: Really? Which league?

CBK I do not understand.

DOCTOR: This league, the SG League, or your league? The league against the rest of the SG? The league against all members that are not LRFs?

CBK: I do not understand. I am your helper.

DOCTOR: Oh, yeah? Okay. Okay, helper, help yourself.

(The Doctor picks up a keyboard and starts trying to steal LRFs members)

Admin 1: Doctor, what the devil?

CBK: You do not require tea?

Mex: Stop him! Admin, please.

Admin: Doctor, what the devil? Please, these CBK is precious.

DOCTOR: Come on. Fight back. You want to, don't you? You know you do.

Mex: I must protest.

DOCTOR: What are you waiting for? Look, you hate me. You want to ruin me. Well, go on. ruin me. ruin me!

Lubo: Doctor, be careful.

CBK: Please desist from striking me. I am your helper.

DOCTOR: You are my enemy! And I am yours. You are everything I despise. The worst thing in all creation. I've defeated you time and time again. I've defeated you. I sent you back into your joke of a league. I saved the whole of SG from you. I am the Doctor. And you are LRF.

LRF (Previously CBK): Correct. Review testimony.

DOCTOR [OC]: I am the Doctor. And you are LRF.

DOCTOR: Testimony. What are you talking about, testimony?

LRF: Transmitting testimony now.

DOCTOR: Transmit what, where?

LRF: This is the end of you Willy, ill make sure of that