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posted on 19/9/13

I'm sure Lamps would be devastated if he read all this stuff. I mean, he's only scored more goals than the entire Spurs midfield for the last, what, 40 yrs. And a ton of trophies to boot. Poor guy.

posted on 19/9/13

Lamps probably wouldn't be devastated reading this, not unless it wasted precious time and he missed the last pickings for McDonald's breakfast...

"Phew, 10.28, I made it on time.... I'll have the double sausage and egg mcmuffin meal, and could you throw in a couple of hash browns or 5...... Maybe a bacon roll..... Erm...... Ah fack it, just give me all the leftovers and here's £100 and a signed shirt......."

posted on 19/9/13

You're right. He's incredibly overweight.

posted on 19/9/13

You have to go back to Gazza days to find a Spurs midfielder who has been as effective and influential to their success as Lampard has been to Chelsea.

posted on 19/9/13

And, ironically, Gazza was genuinely a fatty.

comment by Chronic (U3423)

posted on 20/9/13

These chaaavs still harping on are they?

posted on 20/9/13

No Chronic, I'm just a bit shocked that a midfielder who is Chelsea's all time record goalscorer with 204 goals and 100 caps for England seems to get the level of stick he does

comment by Chronic (U3423)

posted on 20/9/13

Take away deflections and pens and you see a better reflection of his true ability

posted on 20/9/13

I imagine you could say the same about Soldado

posted on 21/9/13

"Take away deflections and pens and you see a better reflection of his true ability"

Step up then, Chronic. Tell us how many goals Lamps has scored that weren't either deflected efforts or penalties. Not some silly made up number either.

I guarantee the number will still be very impressive for a midfielder, and far exceed anything Spurs have ever had scoring from that position.

posted on 21/9/13

posted 1 day, 18 hours ago
And, ironically, Gazza was genuinely a fatty.
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Back in the early-90's health regimes in football aren't even close to what they are now, no excuse for fat frank for being a porker nowadays

posted on 21/9/13

Is he a "porker" though? If you think so, then I suggest you pay a visit to Specsavers.

posted on 21/9/13

Lampard height and weight: 183cm, 90kg

Cristiano ronaldo height and weight: 184cm, 78kg

Source: UEFA.com

Even though he's a it's clear to see that ronaldo is pretty much all muscle, fat frank on the other hand....

posted on 21/9/13

Ronaldo being leaner does not mean Lampard is fat. Your logic is flawed. To really prove whether your assumption holds any weight (pun intended), you'll need to check Lamps' BMI. Just a height to weight comp. is not sufficient.

posted on 23/9/13

I really wish I was fat like Frank Lampard

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