I am The Dungeon Master

I am The Dungeon Master!

I am The Dungeon Master, and so are my friends

I'm the Dungeon Master and so is my wife!!

Liars ^^^

'Tis I !

Rumour has it Dung assumed the role of chief negotiator for the police during these difficult times.

He keeps sending me cryptic messages along with his predictions so i assume he is alive and well somewhere............

Cantle is right, he's been chairing the Cobra meetings.

Or he could just have been on holiday and arrives back at the weekend

He's locked up in his own dungeon , tricked into it and then bang the door was shut behind him, never to be heard again.

Cannot help feeling its something to do with Glorialesterfan's reports on Klagenfurt.... and friendliness of the locals - especially a womens football team... or so I remember.

This was Dunge's last postings which were tinged with admiration and envy I thought... is he now somewhere in Austria... running the line for Klagenfurt Frauleinergespiel seconds... come back Dunge the seasons started!!

Not seen bernie yet this season either - are they the same person

he is on holiday, and will be be back before the game on Saturday

JohnGee, very funny! I wish I was back in Klagenfurt! I really do!
we had a ball! I think Dunge does too,

Sorry everyone, I've been busy getting a restraining order in Klagenfurt. Half a week drooling, then two weeks in an Austrian prison where I was subjected to...
Well, long story short - I clearly don't have Glorialesterfan's way with the ladies and I'm back in the UK. If any large Austrian bodybuilders who happen to be the brother of a blonde Austrian girl with large hoozits and 25 goals to her name this year should enquire, you haven't seen me.

Welcome back Dunge.. however if she's scored 25 times already this year ... well you ought to know better... blood test Monday!! Don't forget

"Where Dung?"

In field.

Now on shoe!