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De Gea > Hart

Good news.

Would ove him to become a cult hero.

Doesn't his girlfriend still live in Spain though?

If so, we need to find him a bird. Anyone got a sister they'd like to put forward?

I've got 2.

Jay's auntie is available I think.

I've got 3 sisters, but they're all munters.

I'd sell him my sister in exchange for a years salary

I would give him my sister for a tenner.

comment by Mæstro (U8867)
posted 7 minutes ago
I've got 3 sisters, but they're all munters.
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hahaha

Not a bad thing. Your mates haven't tried banging them then?

Mind you everyone has a mate or two that will bang anything, particularly with goggles on.

I will happily do a Macca and suck him off now and then to keep things sweet.

Would be brilliant if he stayed with us for a long period, already a top top player with arguably still 2 decades left as a player.

comment by shinjisshin (U1700)
posted 27 seconds ago
comment by Mæstro (U8867)
posted 7 minutes ago
I've got 3 sisters, but they're all munters.
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hahaha

Not a bad thing. Your mates haven't tried banging them then?

Mind you everyone has a mate or two that will bang anything, particularly with goggles on.
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I've got one mate who has tried it on with all 3. Sober too.

comment by Mæstro (U8867)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by shinjisshin (U1700)
posted 27 seconds ago
comment by Mæstro (U8867)
posted 7 minutes ago
I've got 3 sisters, but they're all munters.
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hahaha

Not a bad thing. Your mates haven't tried banging them then?

Mind you everyone has a mate or two that will bang anything, particularly with goggles on.
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I've got one mate who has tried it on with all 3. Sober too.
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The dog.

Did he get anywhere?

No. He's looks like the scarecrow from Wizard of Oz.

I said, if they would, then he could, but they didn't.

I said, if they would, then he could, but they didn't
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Nice to see they have a big brother looking out for them.

comment by Mæstro (U8867) posted 18 minutes ago
I would give him my sister for a tenner.
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who would you shág then though

comment by Earl Brutus (U1449)
posted 3 minutes ago
I said, if they would, then he could, but they didn't
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Nice to see they have a big brother looking out for them.
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2 of them are older than me, and my sisters can look after themselves.

comment by Dunc _ never eating digestives again (U11713)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Mæstro (U8867) posted 18 minutes ago
I would give him my sister for a tenner.
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who would you shág then though
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I have a brother?

wow

im so jealous

Don't be. He's a dodgey little

I said, if they would, then he could, but they didn't.

Don't be. He's a dodgey little

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I can tell you're a family man Maest.

Nah, never have been. Other than our kid (my brother), I don't really see them much any more.

One of my sisters has gone back to Manchester and the others are just gobby chávs who love to argue. Seriously, it's weird, they can start an argument in an empty room. They love it.

give him hayley mcqueen

shes single i believe