Sounds like a really shart episode of black mirror

How can a mirror be black?

comment by Pat Liney (U1734)
posted 24 minutes ago
How can a mirror be black?
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Tinted glass?

comment by Pat Liney (U1734)
posted 38 minutes ago
How can a mirror be black?
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go back to Man U prikkhead

Just give him some time to reflect on that

Depends on who is looking into, no?

mon Chelsea!!!!!

The colour of anything is determined by what wavelengths it reflects and which it absorbs. The mirror reflects 100% of the wavelengths so it appears the colour of the light shone in it.

Also if there is an all English final with no English players, does English football exist?

comment by Pat Liney (U1734)
posted 10 minutes ago
Also if there is an all English final with no English players, does English football exist?
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Nah best stick to your scotch shiiiit

And another thing. What is with so many young English players having double barrel surnames? I mean I know why they have them (because they were conceived during a threeesome so are named after both dads), that's common knowledge but I still don't see why because surely you could tell who was the one that got you pregnant cos you know which guy was in where unless they switched around and then you wouldn't know but in most cases you would??

comment by Pat Liney (U1734)
posted 52 seconds ago
And another thing. What is with so many young English players having double barrel surnames? I mean I know why they have them (because they were conceived during a threeesome so are named after both dads), that's common knowledge but I still don't see why because surely you could tell who was the one that got you pregnant cos you know which guy was in where unless they switched around and then you wouldn't know but in most cases you would??
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Do you know which one was your dad?

The warm up to the main event!

Here’s hoping for an Arsenal win!

Wtf is this crap

comment by Coutinho’s Mirkin 4.0 (U21880)
posted 3 minutes ago
The warm up to the main event!

Here’s hoping for an Arsenal win!
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Then we have to hope pool can save football

Typical Kante has to be fit.

Come on Chelsenal

Come on Maitland-Niles!! The only Englishman. What does this say about the state of English football??

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comment by Dave NotSo (U11711)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Pat Liney (U1734)
posted about 2 hours ago
And another thing. What is with so many young English players having double barrel surnames? I mean I know why they have them (because they were conceived during a threeesome so are named after both dads), that's common knowledge but I still don't see why because surely you could tell who was the one that got you pregnant cos you know which guy was in where unless they switched around and then you wouldn't know but in most cases you would??
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comment by Sir Digby (U6039)
posted about an hour ago
comment by Coutinho’s Mirkin 4.0 (U21880)
posted 3 minutes ago
The warm up to the main event!

Here’s hoping for an Arsenal win!
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Then we have to hope pool can save football
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comment by Dave NotSo (U11711)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Pat Liney (U1734)
posted about 2 hours ago
And another thing. What is with so many young English players having double barrel surnames? I mean I know why they have them (because they were conceived during a threeesome so are named after both dads), that's common knowledge but I still don't see why because surely you could tell who was the one that got you pregnant cos you know which guy was in where unless they switched around and then you wouldn't know but in most cases you would??
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Actually funny for you these days!

no atmos over there in baku

probs half a dozen genuine arsenal and chelsea fans in the stadium

Just flicked the Europa League final on. Can’t believe they moved it to the Etihad