"Allowed a bottle of wine or 2 beers"

Got to be a bottle of wine. Two beers is no good to anyone.

comment by The Post Nearly Man Says Every Single One Of Us Loves Alex Ferguson (U1270)
posted 38 seconds ago
"Allowed a bottle of wine or 2 beers"

Got to be a bottle of wine. Two beers is no good to anyone.
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Fortified wine

Shut up pun. We are going to get red and black striped tops made for Denis Shapovalov which say "Denis the Tennis" on them. Then I have many songs to start, including OOHHHH DENIS THE TENNIS, and try and get the tories to join in but they are soulless.

comment by Barry Smith (U1734)
posted about a minute ago
Shut up pun. We are going to get red and black striped tops made for Denis Shapovalov which say "Denis the Tennis" on them. Then I have many songs to start, including OOHHHH DENIS THE TENNIS, and try and get the tories to join in but they are soulless.
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FUMING

Think that might be Denise, it's the women's semi that you are going to watch I fear,

comment by Igòr (U22200)
posted less than a minute ago
Think that might be Denise, it's the women's semi that you are going to watch I fear,
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Firday will be mens semis day. Shapovalov beat Murray didn't he

You can't beat a mans semi

Don't you just love it when they grunt

Shut up everyone. Anyway, you shall gain respect if you deserve to win on Sunday. Otherwise you are a bunch of cheating, diving cants, which I suspect you already know.

comment by Barry Smith (U1734)
posted 1 minute ago
Shut up everyone. Anyway, you shall gain respect if you deserve to win on Sunday. Otherwise you are a bunch of cheating, diving cants, which I suspect you already know.
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I fear we may come unstuck against the only team that cheats and dives better than we do.

comment by Barry Smith (U1734)
posted 7 minutes ago
Shut up everyone. Anyway, you shall gain respect if you deserve to win on Sunday. Otherwise you are a bunch of cheating, diving cants, which I suspect you already know.
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'cheating, diving' is purely subjective

comment by FloPo delenda est (U6426)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Barry Smith (U1734)
posted 7 minutes ago
Shut up everyone. Anyway, you shall gain respect if you deserve to win on Sunday. Otherwise you are a bunch of cheating, diving cants, which I suspect you already know.
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'cheating, diving' is purely subjective
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Yeah really depends if you're a cant or not.

At the end of the day after all the words , congratulatory and bitter, one memory outlasts everything else:
ENGLAND 2 DENMARK 1
What a lovely warm feeling that leaves all England supporters...everywhere.
The "Home coming" is really on the cards....

Yeah some of the best memories and warm feelings cuum from pumping someone other than your wife. It's why cheating feels so good.

comment by Barry Smith (U1734)
posted 27 seconds ago
Yeah some of the best memories and warm feelings cuum from pumping someone other than your wife. It's why cheating feels so good.
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Speaking from personal experience I assume?

comment by Tway (U1162)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Barry Smith (U1734)
posted 27 seconds ago
Yeah some of the best memories and warm feelings cuum from pumping someone other than your wife. It's why cheating feels so good.
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Speaking from personal experience I assume?
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I feel honoured that you think someone would marry me.

What is the deal with sweet caroline anyway? Is it nothing more than it just being a sing along song?

comment by Cinciwolf----FIGHT THE FIX----*England Euro 2020 champs(*denotes heavy fixing) (U11551)
posted 1 minute ago
What is the deal with sweet caroline anyway? Is it nothing more than it just being a sing along song?
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I know. Might as well just wheel out Mr Brightside or Wonderwall.

Its just a karaoke staple

comment by Cinciwolf----FIGHT THE FIX----*England Euro 2020 champs(*denotes heavy fixing) (U11551)
posted 2 minutes ago
What is the deal with sweet caroline anyway? Is it nothing more than it just being a sing along song?
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Just one of those irrelevant buulshiit songs that have no relevance to the actual national team. On a side note, I do not suppose that there is a chance that you may boogie?

comment by Barry Smith (U1734)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Cinciwolf----FIGHT THE FIX----*England Euro 2020 champs(*denotes heavy fixing) (U11551)
posted 2 minutes ago
What is the deal with sweet caroline anyway? Is it nothing more than it just being a sing along song?
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Just one of those irrelevant buulshiit songs that have no relevance to the actual national team. On a side note, I do not suppose that there is a chance that you may boogie?
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Oh yes sir, i can Boogie, boogie woogie all night long

I guess if the 'national' anthem they use makes no sense then whats a song or two meaning feck all either.

comment by Barry Smith (U1734)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Cinciwolf----FIGHT THE FIX----*England Euro 2020 champs(*denotes heavy fixing) (U11551)
posted 2 minutes ago
What is the deal with sweet caroline anyway? Is it nothing more than it just being a sing along song?
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Just one of those irrelevant buulshiit songs that have no relevance to the actual national team. On a side note, I do not suppose that there is a chance that you may boogie?
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Yeah, some of the irrelevant nonsense that fans sing. I mean, England fans singing “It’s coming home”… what the hell is that all about?

The England song that gets me:

Don't take me home (you are at home)
Please don't take me home (you are at home, or a few minutes away)
I just don't wanna go to work (working from home, also you are very near your home)
I wanna stay here and drink all your beer (it's your beer)
Please don't please don't take me home (do I have to reiterate?)