"Coulda played til midnight n not sodding scored"
My dad's fav saying when Utd miss a gild edges chance:
For fu€k's sake!!!!!
'He doesn't hold back'
No dad, he's just $hit at tackling!
That was out,even the flag on the stand went up.
I like "he should be playing for Wigan" when it goes over the bar
Left back.................they should have left him back in the dressing room.
He could'nt trap a bag of sand.
My dad was an Aussie Rules football fan and hates 'soccer'.
My Norn Irish grandad however is a big football fan and just swore a lot and hated Italian players as he encountered many Italians in WW2.
Or the old favourite " footballers are pansies nowadays"
comment by Wild_ Rover (U5211)
posted 12 minutes ago
'He doesn't hold back'
No dad, he's just $hit at tackling!
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He couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo
Vids, sorry mate that's one of mine, and I don't recall my dad saying it!
Never, ever, trust a defender with curly hair.
I have curly hair, just not on my head
Goalkeeper..........Couldn't find his rse with both hands.
"That shot was like an exothermic reaction which can release large amounts of energy both as electromagnetic radiation and as kinetic energy of the fragments."
My pops was normally puffin on a thinly laced spliff loaded with that viciously fumigated mean green that could give mans the blue balls. Had nuff good times back in the day. Back before the days of the club. Nah mean?
When a player takes his shirt off to celebrate......."Look at that idiot, book him ref, idiot, what's wrong with a handshake"
Over hit pass;
"What do you think he is - a bleedin' greyhound?!?!
My old man likes to make puns on players names:
'He's a Keane one.'
'He's always fouling, that Robbie Fowler'
and my all time fav:
'That Ian Rush is always in a hurry.'
'In my day a player used to wear a bit of brilcreem and have a side parting, now look at them. Long hair,beards, tattoos, silly dances...bloody soft, the whole lot of them'
And one I've picked up from my mum:
'Stop shouting at the screen, they can't bloody hear you.'
comment by Wild_ Rover (U5211)
posted 31 seconds ago
'In my day a player used to wear a bit of brilcreem and have a side parting, now look at them. Long hair,beards, tattoos, silly dances...bloody soft, the whole lot of them'
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This is uncanny, iv'e heard all of those.
Look at them bright orange boots, dear me.
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posted on 5/11/13
"Coulda played til midnight n not sodding scored"
posted on 5/11/13
Utd or Real?
posted on 5/11/13
My dad's fav saying when Utd miss a gild edges chance:
For fu€k's sake!!!!!
posted on 5/11/13
'He doesn't hold back'
No dad, he's just $hit at tackling!
posted on 5/11/13
That was out,even the flag on the stand went up.
posted on 5/11/13
I like "he should be playing for Wigan" when it goes over the bar
posted on 5/11/13
Left back.................they should have left him back in the dressing room.
posted on 5/11/13
He could'nt trap a bag of sand.
posted on 5/11/13
My dad was an Aussie Rules football fan and hates 'soccer'.
My Norn Irish grandad however is a big football fan and just swore a lot and hated Italian players as he encountered many Italians in WW2.
posted on 5/11/13
Or the old favourite " footballers are pansies nowadays"
posted on 5/11/13
comment by Wild_ Rover (U5211)
posted 12 minutes ago
'He doesn't hold back'
No dad, he's just $hit at tackling!
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posted on 5/11/13
He couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo
posted on 5/11/13
OH PAEN CHAUD!!!
posted on 5/11/13
Vids, sorry mate that's one of mine, and I don't recall my dad saying it!
posted on 5/11/13
Never, ever, trust a defender with curly hair.
posted on 5/11/13
I have curly hair, just not on my head
posted on 5/11/13
Goalkeeper..........Couldn't find his rse with both hands.
posted on 5/11/13
"That shot was like an exothermic reaction which can release large amounts of energy both as electromagnetic radiation and as kinetic energy of the fragments."
My pops was normally puffin on a thinly laced spliff loaded with that viciously fumigated mean green that could give mans the blue balls. Had nuff good times back in the day. Back before the days of the club. Nah mean?
posted on 5/11/13
When a player takes his shirt off to celebrate......."Look at that idiot, book him ref, idiot, what's wrong with a handshake"
posted on 5/11/13
Over hit pass;
"What do you think he is - a bleedin' greyhound?!?!
posted on 5/11/13
My old man likes to make puns on players names:
'He's a Keane one.'
'He's always fouling, that Robbie Fowler'
and my all time fav:
'That Ian Rush is always in a hurry.'
posted on 5/11/13
'In my day a player used to wear a bit of brilcreem and have a side parting, now look at them. Long hair,beards, tattoos, silly dances...bloody soft, the whole lot of them'
posted on 5/11/13
And one I've picked up from my mum:
'Stop shouting at the screen, they can't bloody hear you.'
posted on 5/11/13
comment by Wild_ Rover (U5211)
posted 31 seconds ago
'In my day a player used to wear a bit of brilcreem and have a side parting, now look at them. Long hair,beards, tattoos, silly dances...bloody soft, the whole lot of them'
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This is uncanny, iv'e heard all of those.
posted on 5/11/13
Look at them bright orange boots, dear me.
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