Boris we have the worlds worst strikeforce currently. You see the 2 goals we conceded tonight yet we can't score simple chances. Rooney misses another 2 sitters today to add to his sitter missed at the weekend.

I probably if I had all the best chances we have missed would be on 30-40 goals now. 30 goals on average and 40 goals on good days but these numpties can't hit a barn door with a machine gun I just wish the chances fell more to Rashford.

Aguero has 13 goals from 14 appearances and is a wasteful player normally but if he had Zlatan conversion he probably would be on 2 or 3 goals now

Aguero has 13 goals from 14 appearances and is a wasteful player
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Yep, he's a total liability.

This article..

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Truly the greatest thread ever

At least they have the league to fall back on.....oh wait

They will make up for it in shirt sales

The team is falling apart at the seams and Jose hasn't a clue what to do.

Yesterday's man won't last much longer.

2005 called Jose, it wants you back

"A team that concedes after two minutes is a team that is not ready, not mentally prepared, not focused, not concentrated," said Mourinho.


Surely making sure they are mentally prepared is his job?!

I do rate Mourinho very highly as a manager. As a leader, he's the complete opposite of my beliefs though.

comment by meltonblue (U10617)
posted 2 minutes ago
"A team that concedes after two minutes is a team that is not ready, not mentally prepared, not focused, not concentrated," said Mourinho.


Surely making sure they are mentally prepared is his job?!

I do rate Mourinho very highly as a manager. As a leader, he's the complete opposite of my beliefs though.
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He's a pathetic little

I wanted LVG to stay and Mourinho not to come. Its a shame as 1 point cost LVG his job. 1 single point damn it.

Essentially, yes Mudd!

The deflection of blame is constant.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

Joke fans like se85 giving up his "season ticket" after a couple of years off the pace. Manchester United don't need part time plastics like him.

It's not the trophies he just wants to be entertained

Bullsheet

This apparently is entertainment:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/28/manchester-united-star-jesse-lingard-stars-in-most-cringeworthy-advert-of-all-time-6034289/

comment by mancWoohoo - Maximus Mardius Cob-onius (U10676)
posted 49 minutes ago
This apparently is entertainment:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/28/manchester-united-star-jesse-lingard-stars-in-most-cringeworthy-advert-of-all-time-6034289/
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Jesus wept that's cringe

Got to admit, that was shocking!

The "dab university"

Imagine players getting involved in this kind of commercial during Roy Keane's tenure, no you just can't.

He would have ripped their scrotums off.

Can't wait to see the pillow advert

Ffs. I thought you were jesting.
I've just googled it...

Worthy of its own thread.

Stretty name change bingo thread 😂