Well that was 30 seconds of my life I'll never get back....total waffle

'Total waffle'....

How dare you I was up all night writing that!

My head hurts ............. i think i know what you mean, but i've just spent 5 mins of my life double checking, and i'm still not sure.

I suspect the OP is best read when incoherently drunk .............. i'll try it later this evening ........

How dare you I was as sober as a Tetley,s drayman on a Monday morning when I wrote it!

How very dare you??!!

It's just a pity you can't give your own article 5 stars!

Just given you a 5 star for managing to learn and type in Dutch ....... double even ..........

Anyone think this is funny ???

Thanks VOF...

A yup, it's that ultra serious guy from Wakefield Land patrolling the forum...

I will try and shake off my sense of disorientation and estrangement at his appearance.
My circadian rhythms will be confused by his failure to appreciate serious articles! Haha

It is Eric Morecambe to Wakefields answer to Barry Chuckle!

If I had of wasted my time writing this and thought it was funny,

I'd hand myself into the funny farm

Leeds got to 6th in the table, a playoff place.

The top of the Earth was tilting towards the sun.
Games on dark winter days and nights were betrayed as the night closed in by a slackening in the light, and sullen humour by the name of LIW.

I struggled to keep track of Leeds' passing, without the grand events of sunrise and sunset as points of reference.
I learned to distinguish white shirts from the dark winter sky by flecks of yellow and blue, but a raven holding steady against the wind started dropping its regurgitated faeces on fans in the kop.

The Earth had travelled once more round the sun.
Circuits were correctly aligned. Football seasons were respecting their sequence and LIW still did not like football. Time could be relied on.

Someone turn lights out on way out

It was now 2 days before Christmas and LUFC had their traditional fancy dress party.
It was held in the Ken Bates ' I'm much richer than you' suite...Bates entertained his fancy dress people in an ante room, while ordinary ticket holders were corralled in a bigger room with sick stains on the carpet, threadbare patches worn away.
Shabby, skin white curtains, smelling of cigarettes and last nights ale, we're not enlivened by vases of dead flowers.
The wallpaper's fuchsia and coral stripes had almost faded to a single tone. Paint was peeling off the doors and windows. Exposed water pipes shivered in flimsy, half screwed fittings. A window looked onto Elland Road, a storm was sweeping in as people admired and commented on the fancy dress...inevitably several Santa Clauses, a few came as Rudolf the red nosed reindeer, someone came dressed as a Christmas pudding....LIW Came as an extremely disillusioned Leeds fan!!!!!!!!!!!

Ken Bates in the ante room bawled out from the ante room...'I've got an extremely important announcement to make...I've bought a controlling interest in Leeds United from GFH...so I'm back in control on January 1st, 1914....knew you would be pleased, so it's business as some know it from that day.'

5 from me. I haven't a clue what the message is but it's a rarity to see a article from this particular fellow Leeds United fan and he needs to be encouraged to do more of the same!

And can I have some of what you're on too please?

Thank you Steve...aman of such good taste!

I was on the old bbc606 forum for 4/5 years and quite regularly did similar stuff....many articles but eventually you get to the stage where you run out of ideas to freshen things up and I developed 'I've done that before' mentality...so now I keep mainly to comments and not so much articles.

The first person to make me laugh regular was T-bone, you might not know who I'm referring to but he knows who he is!!

Oh and five from me too...!!!

Ahh,the good old days of bbc 606 and inane ramblings.

Happy Birthday Jimbo

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Yeah the old bbc forum...the days when Este did me a nice tea on my birthday, haha!

Was your birthday a couple of weeks ago wasn't it?

Yeah, November 9th, where was my bucking tea?!

Not even a bucking card!

Very funny Cal...Poldark on mopeds,haha!

Poldark on mopeds?
I thought that was NJS and his mate taking a shortcut home from the pub