And yes I expect to be mocked for being English

with a name like lubo there is only one choice. Celtic

So I was told earlier

Lubo - Follow the Sheep!!!

comment by Ice Fan 0069 (U3339)
posted 1 hour ago
Lubo - Follow the Sheep!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EByZ39tJTLk

5:35 in and see what the REAL Lubo done to the sheep.

Lubo "Magic" Moravcik

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg01vHJAfxg




Legend

"I want to get into Scottish football"

I wouldn't bother

Ian Wrights celebration

Big Weighorst with a touch of Ronaldhinio as well to set up REGI FLUCKING BLINKER"

Weighorst was a cracking midfielder.

Met him on a couple of occasions, once when I was mascot and again a few years later in a pub. Really nice guy

NNH


i've tried that Weighorst move a few times and tbh most of the time i ended up looking like a Dijk, like Wright after his Celebration

Tim I played with a boy years ago who tried it and broke his ankle

He got fined a months wages for trying to give it Billy big time

What a phanny

A fked ankle and a months wages,bet he didn't try that one again ffs

Lubo - that's it decided then, mate - welcome to the Scottish Champions - the famous Glasgow Celtic

Don't be a glory hunter Lubo.

Get the real experience of being a Scottish football fan and follow a team that rarely wins anything and is entirely stifled by the teams that can't wait to ditch the league at the first wealthy man that flashes his wallet.

Dundee United would be a decent club to have a look at. Good natured fans, cracking youth system. Can lord it over closest rivals Dundee. It's all good.

Go the whole hog Lubo,get the full experience, move to Scotland

I suggest a quaint fishing village just outside Glasgow - Paisley. It's got a lovely park called Ferguslie where Gerry Rafferty is from.

"Dundee United would be a decent club to have a look at. Good natured fans"

Unless you're Russian

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Lubo are you Russian?

Tim, his contract never got renewed

Plays junior now, he defo wouldn't try it at that level

Lubo if you are contemplating a visit to the Glasgow area (applies all over) please bear in mind that the Scots language can be a trifle difficult to understand

The Glasgow, or more properly "Glesca", dialect is known to be extremely concise,as so much can be said in so few words.

Consider for example, this exchange between a motorist and a Police Officer who stopped him in the Possilpark area. Translation is provided inside the brackets.

Police officer:
Yaw rite ? (are you feeling ill?)

Driver:
'maw rite. (No. I'm feeling exceptionally well, thank you)

Police officer:
Yeshoor? (are you entirely certain of that fact?)

Driver:
Aye. (yes)

Police officer:
Zisyoors? (are you the registered owner of this vehicle?)

Driver:
Zwitmine? (which vehicle are you referring to?)

Police officer:
Ris caur (The automobile in which you are presently seated)

Driver:
Sibrurn laws (Actually, it belongs to my sister's husband)

Police officer:
Wers heeren? (Can you tell me where he can be located ?)

Driver:
'Raboozers. (He is a guest of the local hostelry.)

Police officer:
Yebeen garglin'. (Have you partaken of any alcholic beverages, in the recent past?)

Driver:
Jissa cupple. (I have consumed only one or two small cocktails, prior to dinner.)

Police officer:
Yur stoatin'. (It is my considered opinion that you are considerably under the influence of alcohol.)

Driver:
Naw'mno' (I beg to differ.)

Police officer:
Ye urstoatin'. (I believe that my initial observation is correct,and that you are being somewhat deceitful.)

Driver:
Umnoe. (I swear that I am being entirely truthful.)

Police officer:
Geezyer licence. (Would you be kind enough to allow me to inspect your drivers licence?.)

Driver:
'Vno goatwan. (I am not in possession of such a document.)

Police officer:
Geroot racaur (Kindly remove yourself from the automobile.)

Driver:
Whiffur? (By what legal right do you make this request?.)

Police officer:
'Mapolis. ( I am a member of the local police constabulary.)

Driver:
Ommygoad (I call upon the Supreme Being, to witness this moment of extreme duress.)

Police officer:
Geroot Ren. (Will you now please extricate yourself from your position behind the steering wheel.)

Driver:
Awrite, 'mcomin' (I am proceeding to do so with all possible speed.)

Police officer:
Blawris up. (Are you familiar with the breathalyser test?.)

Driver:
'Mgonny Besik. (I am not feeling too well and I believe that I am about to be violently ill.)

Police officer:
Noanme Yurno. (Please exercise a great deal of caution as to the direction your involuntary emission takes.)

Driver:
'Mawrite Noo (Having ridden my digestive tract of an accumulation of nausea-inducing substances I now feel better.)

Police officer:
GetniVan. (Please be kind enough to accept a short ride in the humble vehicle provided for my use by the local police.)

Driver:
Wer Wegaun? (May I be so forward as to make an enquiry as to our ultimate destination ?.)

Police officer:
Jail. (To my headquarters,where you will be incarcerated.)

Driver:
Ohmigoad, rawife'll murder me. (Once again I call upon the Supreme Being to witness this unfortunate turn of events. Incidentally, I must inform you that my spouse will take my life, by violent means.)

Police officer:
Getna Wagon. (May I offer you my assistance in climbing into the back of my vehicle.)

Driver:
Aw, Neveragain. Ratsit furme. (I have now learned a valuable lesson, and I hereby declare total abstinence from all alcoholic beverages hence forth.)

Murney

Murney

Brilliant

My family is Scottish so I have the accent covered

Furry boots they from, Ken?

Follow a sheite team...maybe Rangers?