The one where he goes on Gold Rush for me

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Miami Twice is my favourite one I think, but so many classics to choose from.

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my favourite is the one where Rodney gets accused of rape by the local nutcase and holes himself up in the boiler room for a week

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Miami Twice is my favourite one I think, but so many classics to choose from.

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bloody hell I completely forgot that one

That is a great episode

The chandelier one, you knew it was gonna but still split my sides

Funniest scene was "play it cool Trigg play it cool"



Great actor rest in peace Dave

The episode with the chandeliers is a favourite, as is the one with the broken lawn mower engines

Yeah, I suppose you're
right. Actually I had a
word with him this morning
and told him he should
stop making these on the
spot decisions. I said to
think things through,
consider it, look at all
the angles and weigh up
the pros and cons. And I
think it hit home. Yeah,
I'm sure he took my words
on board.

INT. NIGHT. TROTTERS' FLAT. DEL AND RAQUEL'S BEDROOM.

Same time. Del and Raquel are in bed reading their
books.

Del
I'm gonna have a vasectomy!

Danger UXD, with the blow up dolls.... `told em not to have the mutton vindaloo`

Dunc, love that scene

Del: This is my punishment, isn't it? Spending the rest of my life in this wheelchair.
Trigger: Still, it could have been worse.
Mike: How?
Trigger: My gran had one with a squeaky wheel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDg9q0Af6zw

comment by Billy The Yidd (U3924)
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Danger UXD, with the blow up dolls.... `told em not to have the mutton vindaloo`
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when the black one pops up del goes

"blimey, more colours than jelly babies"

then looks at Albert and says

"thats you that is, talking about voodoo

you'd never get away with that nowadays.

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That one in the nuclear bunker is quality too

Del: I remember what Mum said on her death bed. She said to me: "Del," she said, "please give little Rodney all the encouragement that you can. Never, Del, never hold him back."
Rodney: She didn't half say a lot on her death bed, didn't she?
Del: What?
Rodney: Whatever the subject is, Mum had something to say about it on her death bed. She must have spent her final few hours in this mortal realm doing nothing but rabbiting!
Del: You are walking a bleeding tightrope here, Rodney!!!
Rodney: No, hang on! Right, you remember last week we were having a row about whose turn it was to go down the chippy, yeah? And you claimed that Mum said on her death bed: "Send Rodney for the fish!"

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when rodney is really depressed, Del, Trigger and Mike are in The Nag's Head trying to convince him that there are people worse off.

Del ''Never give up on people, Rodney. I know that most of the time they don't seem to understand. But when you're in trouble and you cry out for help, some will always be there. Trigger's cousin Cyril's a perfect example. He owed 500 quid on his mortgage.''

Trigger ''They were gonna be thrown out on the street the following day. he was very worried about it.''

Mike ''So what happened Trig?''

Trigger He drove out to Beachy Head. Parked about five foot from the edge of the cliff.''''

Albert ''What, he was gonna drive off it?''

Trigger ''Yeah! He just sat there for a couple of hours, his head resting on the steering wheel. People tried to talk to him out of it but he was too depressed to listen.''

Del ''But then, and this is the what I mean about people, Rodney, they had a whip-round and got him his 500 quid''
.
Rodney ''No! Who held the whip-round?''

Del ''All the passengers on the bus '''

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKgRBz6nIO8

this is an awesome scene

Stood in the dark for an hour...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7Q0AEwBVYs

Raquel: You bástard! You just walked out and left us!

Del: What elcse could I do? I could hardly go up to Eugene's table and go "Ha, ha! That was alright. Different, weren't it?" Did you finish the performance?

Raquel: Oh yes, Derek. We saw it through to the death. "Please Welease Me", "Congwatulations" and "And the Gween Gween Gwass of Home!"

Rodney: And that was followed by a medley of wock and woll! [bursts out laughing]

Del: [coldly] That is not funny, Wodney- Rodney!

May be alone here, but I loved the episode where Del was in Miami and they thought he was the Mafia boss. So many quality laughs in those two episodes.

Loved the part where he ducked down and avoided getting shot int he head

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