There'll never be a Cornish conker champion, Eric .. there aren't any horse chestnut trees in the whole Duchy .. arrrrrrrr!

Moggy dear, I believe because you said it! You said you had been hit on the head loads of times in Moggy woods by conkers falling from trees! I believe you because you seem to me to be the sort who would have conkers drop on their head more than once. It's a simple thing.



Now for some reason you are saying you're a liar...?



What is worse a liar or a conker dodger...?

You choose.



Cornish, You really shouldn't have said that, Moggy will be spending his holidays down your way now. It's probably be the only holiday where he'll come back without indentations in his head.

Cornish I applaud the thread before your last one too...!

Loving it!
You really are dumb aren't you!

I'll be in the Whitelocks Friday night, pop in and we'll discuss it Moggy.

eric....are you seriously gonna be in whitelocks next friday night ?

No mate, I haven't been in there for about a year. I was lying. It's what he expects. Apparently what you do on a forum, when you're not dodging horse chestnuts whilst idling in wooded areas, you lie to people...!

Strange isn't it..? If he's lying about that though it makes you wonder what else he'd fib about eh...? Insecure I reckon.

Mind you now I've told you we'll see if he turns up to meet me. I wouldn't be surprised myself, he comes across as a bit foggy...! I can just see him standing in the doorway, bag of Revels in one hand bottle of Vimto in the other and vacant expression as he searches the room to find me...!

I think it's sweet.

Harj.
It's great watching Eric destroy himself.
He really is one big dimwit!