Regrets ?

Only when I drink gin x

oh dear what a massive fail

If I were you I would report my own article to the admins and get it removed to save face

I thought Maureen was god

They'll still lose on Saturday

If I were you I would report my own article to the admins and get it removed to save face

Can you do the same for Maureen

Everton got a nice rest too before their trip to Maureen's stable.

Nice pressure on Greenie with game build up

I wouldn't mind a draw now this w/end

Stuck With The Name Biggish - "fail" would suggest I put a lot of effort in to it and had some sort of desire for achievement; this took less than 5 minutes of my time, and was executed for sheer whimsy.

However it strikes me as odd that you are so desperate to denounce, rather than just ignore x

imagine if everyone did ignore! how stupid would you have felt,

be gracious this was a fail

A fail at what? x

Sorry to say sir but this article is a boolox attempt of wummery

This is not a wum you soft soppy sods!
It's the lightest of light mickey taking.

Even the most ardent Chelsea fan must realise that Mourinho has a penchant for the dramatic, and uses a touch of exaggeration in his 'mind-games'.

Or as other fans, particular those of City would politely put it; he talks a lot of nonsense.
If by taking that premiss to an obviously light-hearted extreme has offended any Chelsea fans, because you think I'm trying to wind you up... well I apologise, I hadn't realised you were all so sensitive x

Its an art you dont have

I think it's called satire.

He described wumming as an art, I think that says all we need to know about him x

I liked his profile. Reminds me of my 5 year old's crayontastic creations.

bite

Poor jcl's coming with boring replies

And manchhoo your profile reminds me of huggy bear

This article is a fictitious scenario poking fun at the character flaw that is Maurine's constant winging and moaning.

As people have commented on it it's fair to say it's not been a fail only that some laaaandan football fans have also lived up to their reputation as humourless types who over use words like fail or bite.

Maurine has also gone to the emirates tonight to hug David Moyes and throw peanuts at the voyuer Arsene Wenger.

I know what Maureen will be thinking tonight. .thankingto mother nature and not complaining.

And fair enough we can see the op is trying to have little humour but its just not coming across as humour at all.

That's because your a Chelsea fan and thinks the sun shines out of his arris, rather than the classless whinging muppet he is.

Look at his comments do you not cringe a bit when you here some of the claptrap he comes out with.

haha "bite".... the last bastion of a failure.

Oh, and you need to make a donation to UNICEF.

Bite or fishing seems to be a cockernee trait, it's not wry sophisticated or Witty, it's dull predictable and overused by our southern types.