Ace, take Chronic's advice and hit the Morrocan Woodbines before you bump into one of these caants.

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comment by Cant smile without you (U19211)
posted 25 seconds ago
some one put ace back in his straight jacket



nite
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While I'm at it.....

Jamie redknapp
Joey Barton

As for that diving, cheating ćûnt who plays in turkey who's name I'll never mention again, would just go straight for the hollow tips from point-blank range and wipe him off the face of the earth forever. I hate him more than the rest combined

Lesley Ash for fackin up her own good looks.

Sergei Rebrov for being Shiet.
Suarez for being good.

Ulrika Johnsson for thinking that because collymore threatened to kill her 15 years ago he's therefore forbidden to complain about death threats coming his way. Bitter old haggard tart needs to let it go ffs

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Now I've got that off my chest it's time to hit the sack.

Good to know we have so many well rounded and balanced individuals among our number.

Louis Spence would kick the shît out of you, Ace.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAhEFuq62-I&feature=youtube_gdata_player

am I the only one pictures ace face like this?

comment by THE ACE FACE (U18814)
posted 8 hours, 10 minutes ago
comment by Lion-el King IV - The artist formerly known as Ledley, retire the no.26 - All hail The Messi-ah..... Neymar 1-0 Bale (U9722)
posted 3 minutes ago
Ulrika Johnsson for thinking that because collymore threatened to kill her 15 years ago he's therefore forbidden to complain about death threats coming his way. Bitter old haggard tart needs to let it go ffs
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Facking right - and anyway, how are we to know that Johnsson didn't have Collymores dinner on the table when he got in - in which case his actions would've been fully facking justified. If anything he let her off lightly and she should be facking grateful. If women like her were a bit more facking obedient then blokes like Collymore wouldn't have to start getting a bit handy with them, stupid cows.
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you're a bit special.

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sepp blatter yes....and platini...michele is a fackin girls name u caaaant....

Lauren (ex arsenal right back) had the most punchable face in history

I've just added ACE FACE to the list of people I'd like to have a night out on the lash with!

He also deserves his own TV show

As far as people who deserve a slap heres my wish list.

Hitler
George Graham
Showaddywaddy
Gaddaffi
The Beverly Sisters
Len Fairclough
P.J. Proby

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1.Ian Huntley
2.Ian Huntley
3.Ian Huntley
4.Ian Huntley
5.Ian Huntley
6.Ian Huntley
7.Ian Huntley
8.Ian Huntley
9.Ian Huntley
10 Arsene Wenger

Keith Lemon
Russell Brand
Cristina Fernandez De Kirchner
Piers Morgan
Michael Gove
Jenny McCarthy
Yoko Ono
Mel Gibson
Lee Evans
The Pope - Just to see how he'd react

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"I like 5 of these people"

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...I'm swapping you with the Pope.

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Keith Lemon...yes
Russell Brand...YES.
Cristina Fernandez De Kirchner....WHOOOO
Piers Morgan.....yes
Michael Gove.....yes
Jenny McCarthy.....donkey punch.
Yoko Ono.......yes
Mel Gibson.....
Lee Evans.....no