Have I told you Ledley that i love you

Mr Assange's Italian beer - Julian's Peroni

Ince-y wincey spider

Walking down the street and I saw I big sign saying do you have the nak?

Nak for what I thought? (being a well-rounded physical and mental specimen)

As I got closer I realised the funny green blob was actually Yoda asking whether I had the Jedinak.

feck of shinji, i aint accepting that

After leaving Yoda and realising I didn't have the Jedinak, I realised I had to get a ferry to cross the water, instead of flying with Yoda.

Very conscious not to miss the boat, on Yoda's instructions I boarded the Shipperley

comment by Dunc - friends with the Geriatrics (U11713)
posted 2 minutes ago
feck of shinji, i aint accepting that
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hahaha fair point it was a bit of a lame 2 minute job.

So far the puns have been below parr.....

comment by Shinjisshin (U1700)
posted 4 minutes ago
After leaving Yoda and realising I didn't have the Jedinak, I realised I had to get a ferry to cross the water, instead of flying with Yoda.

Very conscious not to miss the boat, on Yoda's instructions I boarded the Shipperley
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what the feck was that, you cant use shipperly, you boarded the ship, not the shipperly

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Moyes out

Dean Windass

comment by Dunc - friends with the Geriatrics (U11713)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Shinjisshin (U1700)
posted 4 minutes ago
After leaving Yoda and realising I didn't have the Jedinak, I realised I had to get a ferry to cross the water, instead of flying with Yoda.

Very conscious not to miss the boat, on Yoda's instructions I boarded the Shipperley
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what the feck was that, you cant use shipperly, you boarded the ship, not the shipperly
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I'm not explaining a pun, on the (self proclaimed) lord of the pun's thread to the lord of the pun himself. It'll make you look stupid. I'll let someone else do that.

Jay, Pride

Dunc, he boarded the ship early

As Hitler was planning his invasion, he told his men to kill all the men. 'Speroni the women and children!' he yelled.

A friend and I hired a driver for a bank heist. We got the money, and threw it in the boot, where the driver proceeded to drive away.

"Derry goes with our money!" I screamed

I woke up in a palace.

Then an eagle landed!

ah, now i feel stupid

comment by Clever - son son son - MUFC PL Champions 2014/2015 (U18599)
posted 31 seconds ago
I woke up in a palace.

Then an eagle landed!
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Good Lord, your post is bad and you should feel bad.

Shinji, how early mate?

Pulis wake me up from this nightmare!

Its so bad i cant chamakh anything

clever,

give up son, punning is obviously not for you

comment by Pride of the North (U6803)
posted 34 seconds ago
Shinji, how early mate?
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hahahaha

comment by Dunc - friends with the Geriatrics (U11713)
posted 1 second ago
clever,

give up son, punning is obviously not for you
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Kiss my derry'aire' DunK

I want to puncheon your face right now