^ Bless

Poor young Kolo

He has no idea how that he has been wummed.

Is this Barry smith at work again?

Yes Loz.

Legend!

It's all about the graph.

Best Barrygraphs and Barrycharts, with brilliant Barrymaps too:

http://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/46110

Priceless too for its scientific value and conclusions:
The problem is an evolutionary one, which can be blamed on FIFA and UEFA. Over the last few seasons UEFA and FIFA have awarded their trophies, both team and individual, to tiny little tippy tappy players and teams. This is causing human females to mate with smaller and smaller men in the hope that their child will be a successful footballer.
Contrary to popular belief, tiny little dwarf footballers like Messi actually cause more greenhouse gases than more portly and large footballers. Because smaller footballers tend to eat more fruit or vegetables, whatever a tomato is? Which is grown in a greenhouse, hence creating more greenhouse gases.
These tippy tappy nonsense players from La Liga or wherever are threatening our very existence on our planet regarding the 3rd pole.

I beg you, for the sake of humanity, please help in reversing this trend of evolutionary shrinking of humans by doing the following things:
When you are out at a human nightclub, please hit the small petite attractive girl that approaches you, with a bar stool. Then please go and mate with the massive moose like girl, to keep the tall, physical, proper footballers alive in the future.

Euro 2008 - Rooney main man – England outstanding for the first 2 matches as Rooney was being played in his most effective position.

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Definitely the best part imo.

Rooneygraph is superb. I expect to see it on the day we lose in the jungle.

That was 2012 not 2008, mate. At least know your facts before contributing to this site.

Tweed, how will Rooney cope in the rainforest? I hope he can adapt.

Tell me Tweed you barstard

comment by Drink Little (U10974)
posted 5 minutes ago
Tell me Tweed you barstard
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unfinished woollen fabric, of a soft, open, flexible texture, resembling cheviot or homespun, but more closely woven. It is made in either plain or twill weave and may have a check or herringbone pattern. Subdued, interesting colour effects (heather mixtures) are obtained by twisting together differently coloured woollen strands into a two- or three-ply yarn.

Kind regards

Thanks. You're the only tweed merchant I'd trust

Wayne rooney ....better than cr7 or roy keane.....

No chance

You can't argue with the stats from when Rooney has been our main man.

Mr Rooney... distinctly average player on an unbelievable package with his current club...

Its hilarious how many posters have taken this article seriously

"The graph shows that the more Rooney you have, the more Rooney you get. "

So to surmise. Nan's of Great Britain. Be afraid, be very afraid.

All Liverpool fans

Did anyone read the whole thing?

Ruiney

Not sure they get it

gets some everytime

was this guy Barry Smith?