Igor is always a safe option
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comment by Georgi Neo Wijnaldum (U9135)
posted 21 minutes ago
Igor is always a safe option
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Think I've mentioned it on here before, but when the missues told me she was pregnant, it was half time during the 5-1 battering we gave arsenal 3 years ago. I said to her, baby is named after the next scorer.
52nd minute...boom, Raheem.
Feck that she said. Bullet dodged
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It's the point of the whole thing, if lesbians can go and perv at them in they're little room why can't I?
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because then you'd be denying thepoofs the chance to stare at your comely bumhole.
Homophobe
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted less than a minute ago
It's the point of the whole thing, if lesbians can go and perv at them in they're little room why can't I?
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because then you'd be denying thepoofs the chance to stare at your comely bumhole.
Homophobe
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I'll have you know I am not a homophobe..........
I like where I live!
Its Stan Boardman reincarnate
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 4 minutes ago
Its Stan Boardman reincarnate
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He lives by me in Willaston!
Liverpool vs Wolves in the 4th round!
http://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/360341
Just who they wanted.
Good draw, can't complain at that.
Very dull draw elsewhere.
Arsenal away to Southampton possibly if Saints get past Norwich.
Very little else of interest and the big teams should all get through.
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
Seriously though, when going through baby names for toddlerfrombelmonty, the amount of times i said no purely because of a football connection was unreal.
There'll be no feckin Alex, David, Eric, Michael, Laurie, feckin Fillippos or Dembas in my bloodline
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Hope Klebersonfrombelmonty likes his name when he grows up
comment by KLS loves the taste of schl0ng in the morning, 'Sir Alex is God' (U1695)
posted 1 hour, 38 minutes ago
If his member is the exact same measurements as the choccy bar then it would'nt touch the sides of auld sl@gg.
Wizards sleeve comes to mind!
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Like chucking a sausage down a corridor.
comment by Dean Sturridge's Nephü (Formerly LGT) (U13718)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by KLS loves the taste of schl0ng in the morning, 'Sir Alex is God' (U1695)
posted 1 hour, 38 minutes ago
If his member is the exact same measurements as the choccy bar then it would'nt touch the sides of auld sl@gg.
Wizards sleeve comes to mind!
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Like chucking a sausage down a corridor.
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A secret bar into raps cavernous bumhole
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comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 3 hours, 19 minutes ago
comment by selbstgerechtein (U7048)
posted 17 seconds ago
No Blue Ribands.
No Chelsea buns.
No Everton mints.
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Certainly will never drive a chevrolet, doubly so if it has yokohama tyres on it.
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I remember about 8 years ago when I was buying a new TV, the sales guy was guiding me towards a Sharp - I refused on principal Until my mate pointed out it had been about 20 years since they sponsored the mancs, and I already had a JVC VCR anyway
comment by Biglaa (U5954)
posted 49 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 3 hours, 19 minutes ago
comment by selbstgerechtein (U7048)
posted 17 seconds ago
No Blue Ribands.
No Chelsea buns.
No Everton mints.
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Certainly will never drive a chevrolet, doubly so if it has yokohama tyres on it.
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I remember about 8 years ago when I was buying a new TV, the sales guy was guiding me towards a Sharp - I refused on principalUntil my mate pointed out it had been about 20 years since they sponsored the mancs, and I already had a JVC VCR anyway
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Dunkin > Starbucks
Also, Chaokoh is the best coconut milk on the market
How do they milk a coconut?
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I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts*
* Coconuts provides by Chaokoh. Official coconut products provider of Liverpool Football Club*
* Club. The official, probably discontinued, lovely chocolatey ( better than Secret) biscuit based product of Liverpool Football Club
You can still get Clubs over here Bill. Longevity is clearly the mark of a decent chocolate bar.
I'd imagine the chocolate to biscuit ratio has been fecked with to such an extent that it barely resembles the big chocolatey brick I enjoyed back in the Victorian era.
Like a wagon wheel. Used to be the size of the charity shield, now it's like a 2p
Don't even start me on Curly Wurlys! Used to be as big as your leg!
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posted on 9/1/17
Igor is always a safe option
posted on 9/1/17
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 9/1/17
comment by Georgi Neo Wijnaldum (U9135)
posted 21 minutes ago
Igor is always a safe option
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Think I've mentioned it on here before, but when the missues told me she was pregnant, it was half time during the 5-1 battering we gave arsenal 3 years ago. I said to her, baby is named after the next scorer.
52nd minute...boom, Raheem.
Feck that she said. Bullet dodged
posted on 9/1/17
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 9/1/17
It's the point of the whole thing, if lesbians can go and perv at them in they're little room why can't I?
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because then you'd be denying thepoofs the chance to stare at your comely bumhole.
Homophobe
posted on 9/1/17
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted less than a minute ago
It's the point of the whole thing, if lesbians can go and perv at them in they're little room why can't I?
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because then you'd be denying thepoofs the chance to stare at your comely bumhole.
Homophobe
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I'll have you know I am not a homophobe..........
I like where I live!
posted on 9/1/17
Its Stan Boardman reincarnate
posted on 9/1/17
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 4 minutes ago
Its Stan Boardman reincarnate
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He lives by me in Willaston!
posted on 9/1/17
Liverpool vs Wolves in the 4th round!
posted on 9/1/17
http://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/360341
Just who they wanted.
posted on 9/1/17
Good draw, can't complain at that.
Very dull draw elsewhere.
Arsenal away to Southampton possibly if Saints get past Norwich.
Very little else of interest and the big teams should all get through.
posted on 9/1/17
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
Seriously though, when going through baby names for toddlerfrombelmonty, the amount of times i said no purely because of a football connection was unreal.
There'll be no feckin Alex, David, Eric, Michael, Laurie, feckin Fillippos or Dembas in my bloodline
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Hope Klebersonfrombelmonty likes his name when he grows up
posted on 9/1/17
comment by KLS loves the taste of schl0ng in the morning, 'Sir Alex is God' (U1695)
posted 1 hour, 38 minutes ago
If his member is the exact same measurements as the choccy bar then it would'nt touch the sides of auld sl@gg.
Wizards sleeve comes to mind!
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Like chucking a sausage down a corridor.
posted on 9/1/17
comment by Dean Sturridge's Nephü (Formerly LGT) (U13718)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by KLS loves the taste of schl0ng in the morning, 'Sir Alex is God' (U1695)
posted 1 hour, 38 minutes ago
If his member is the exact same measurements as the choccy bar then it would'nt touch the sides of auld sl@gg.
Wizards sleeve comes to mind!
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Like chucking a sausage down a corridor.
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A secret bar into raps cavernous bumhole
posted on 9/1/17
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posted on 9/1/17
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 3 hours, 19 minutes ago
comment by selbstgerechtein (U7048)
posted 17 seconds ago
No Blue Ribands.
No Chelsea buns.
No Everton mints.
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Certainly will never drive a chevrolet, doubly so if it has yokohama tyres on it.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I remember about 8 years ago when I was buying a new TV, the sales guy was guiding me towards a Sharp - I refused on principal Until my mate pointed out it had been about 20 years since they sponsored the mancs, and I already had a JVC VCR anyway
posted on 9/1/17
comment by Biglaa (U5954)
posted 49 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 3 hours, 19 minutes ago
comment by selbstgerechtein (U7048)
posted 17 seconds ago
No Blue Ribands.
No Chelsea buns.
No Everton mints.
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Certainly will never drive a chevrolet, doubly so if it has yokohama tyres on it.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I remember about 8 years ago when I was buying a new TV, the sales guy was guiding me towards a Sharp - I refused on principalUntil my mate pointed out it had been about 20 years since they sponsored the mancs, and I already had a JVC VCR anyway
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Dunkin > Starbucks
Also, Chaokoh is the best coconut milk on the market
posted on 9/1/17
How do they milk a coconut?
posted on 9/1/17
Tiny hairy nipples
posted on 9/1/17
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posted on 9/1/17
Bunch'o coconut fondlers
posted on 9/1/17
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts*
* Coconuts provides by Chaokoh. Official coconut products provider of Liverpool Football Club*
* Club. The official, probably discontinued, lovely chocolatey ( better than Secret) biscuit based product of Liverpool Football Club
posted on 9/1/17
You can still get Clubs over here Bill. Longevity is clearly the mark of a decent chocolate bar.
posted on 9/1/17
I'd imagine the chocolate to biscuit ratio has been fecked with to such an extent that it barely resembles the big chocolatey brick I enjoyed back in the Victorian era.
Like a wagon wheel. Used to be the size of the charity shield, now it's like a 2p
posted on 10/1/17
Don't even start me on Curly Wurlys! Used to be as big as your leg!
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