Random shoutout for Smicer

comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 14 minutes ago
We will lose 3-0. Mig will be back to being Mig and let in every shot he faces. matip will pull a hammy. Cout will be in the stands wearing a red and blue striped tie. Rap and lamcam will just spend the day whining about how awful the club is.

Can't wait to have the football back
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I thought you only lived 5 hours in the future.

How can you possibly know what's going to happen on Saturday Lunchtime?

give me lotto numbers.

Oh feck,

The #LFC twattersphere has erupted into Keita rumours again.

Apparently, he's pіssed off now (according to twatter) as stories are emerging that RBLeipzig told Liverpool a bid of £66m would secure Keita only to refuse the offer when Liverpool made it.

RB allegedly engineered the Keita to Liverpool possible deal and subsequent speculation purely as a publicity stunt to promote the RB brand.

comment by sᴉɥƃuǝlפ (U19365)
posted 3 minutes ago
Oh feck,

The #LFC twattersphere has erupted into Keita rumours again.

Apparently, he's pіssed off now (according to twatter) as stories are emerging that RBLeipzig told Liverpool a bid of £66m would secure Keita only to refuse the offer when Liverpool made it.

RB allegedly engineered the Keita to Liverpool possible deal and subsequent speculation purely as a publicity stunt to promote the RB brand.
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If that's true (highly doubtful - although it's on twatter which is always accurate) what are they going to do with him now then?

Red Bull hardly need to do that to get brand awareness do they?

I dunno, all of a sudden I have a massive craving for a grim-tasting energy drink.

comment by Be A Grizzly (U2206)
posted 5 minutes ago
Red Bull hardly need to do that to get brand awareness do they?
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Doesn't stop then sponsoring anything and everything to get their name out there though does it?

RB Soap Box Race,
RB Air Race,
RB Rampage,
RB Cliff Diving.

Here's a list of 9 RB brand awareness events. There may be more but not sure.
http://bit.ly/2wuaTQe

Yes, they love their sponsorships, but is RB Fecked Off footballer up there with the RB Soap Box Race?

comment by sᴉɥƃuǝlפ (U19365)
posted 31 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 14 minutes ago
We will lose 3-0. Mig will be back to being Mig and let in every shot he faces. matip will pull a hammy. Cout will be in the stands wearing a red and blue striped tie. Rap and lamcam will just spend the day whining about how awful the club is.

Can't wait to have the football back
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I thought you only lived 5 hours in the future.

How can you possibly know what's going to happen on Saturday Lunchtime?
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No, I am 5hrs in the past aren't I?

But a 3pm game kicks off at 10am here, so while you lot all have to wait all mornign and afternoon, I get to see the game much earlier in the day than you, which leaves me living in the future as i know the final result by noon, but you have to wait intil about 5pm.

Right?

comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by sᴉɥƃuǝlפ (U19365)
posted 31 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 14 minutes ago
We will lose 3-0. Mig will be back to being Mig and let in every shot he faces. matip will pull a hammy. Cout will be in the stands wearing a red and blue striped tie. Rap and lamcam will just spend the day whining about how awful the club is.

Can't wait to have the football back
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I thought you only lived 5 hours in the future.

How can you possibly know what's going to happen on Saturday Lunchtime?
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No, I am 5hrs in the past aren't I?

But a 3pm game kicks off at 10am here, so while you lot all have to wait all mornign and afternoon, I get to see the game much earlier in the day than you, which leaves me living in the future as i know the final result by noon, but you have to wait intil about 5pm.

Right?
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In the past is correct. Where America belongs

comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 14 minutes ago
But a 3pm game kicks off at 10am here, so while you lot all have to wait all mornign and afternoon, I get to see the game much earlier in the day than you, which leaves me living in the future as i know the final result by noon, but you have to wait intil about 5pm.
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Exactly. I thought we sorted this out last year.

You will get to see Liverpool's first match this season at approx 7:30am whereas we have to wait until 12:30pm.

I'm jealous as hell but at least we get to see the game during the day whereas Australians have to wait till the middle of the night or the following morning.

comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 20 minutes ago
comment by sᴉɥƃuǝlפ (U19365)
posted 31 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 14 minutes ago
We will lose 3-0. Mig will be back to being Mig and let in every shot he faces. matip will pull a hammy. Cout will be in the stands wearing a red and blue striped tie. Rap and lamcam will just spend the day whining about how awful the club is.

Can't wait to have the football back
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I thought you only lived 5 hours in the future.

How can you possibly know what's going to happen on Saturday Lunchtime?
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No, I am 5hrs in the past aren't I?

But a 3pm game kicks off at 10am here, so while you lot all have to wait all mornign and afternoon, I get to see the game much earlier in the day than you, which leaves me living in the future as i know the final result by noon, but you have to wait intil about 5pm.

Right?
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yes but when it's a 5pm kick off here it's 12 noon there and i'm on the beer and the i'm leathered by 10pm which is 5pm!

who's the winner!!!!!

comment by sᴉɥƃuǝlפ (U19365)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 14 minutes ago
But a 3pm game kicks off at 10am here, so while you lot all have to wait all mornign and afternoon, I get to see the game much earlier in the day than you, which leaves me living in the future as i know the final result by noon, but you have to wait intil about 5pm.
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Exactly. I thought we sorted this out last year.

You will get to see Liverpool's first match this season at approx 7:30am whereas we have to wait until 12:30pm.

I'm jealous as hell but at least we get to see the game during the day whereas Australians have to wait till the middle of the night or the following morning.
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i have to wait till 2:30pm as i'm in cyprus!

comment by KLS (U1695)
posted 25 seconds ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 20 minutes ago
comment by sᴉɥƃuǝlפ (U19365)
posted 31 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 14 minutes ago
We will lose 3-0. Mig will be back to being Mig and let in every shot he faces. matip will pull a hammy. Cout will be in the stands wearing a red and blue striped tie. Rap and lamcam will just spend the day whining about how awful the club is.

Can't wait to have the football back
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I thought you only lived 5 hours in the future.

How can you possibly know what's going to happen on Saturday Lunchtime?
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No, I am 5hrs in the past aren't I?

But a 3pm game kicks off at 10am here, so while you lot all have to wait all mornign and afternoon, I get to see the game much earlier in the day than you, which leaves me living in the future as i know the final result by noon, but you have to wait intil about 5pm.

Right?
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yes but when it's a 5pm kick off here it's 12 noon there and i'm on the beer and the i'm leathered by 10pm which is 5pm!

who's the winner!!!!!
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You seem to insinuate that I wouldn't be in a pub owned by a liverpool supporter guzzling frothy suds in the morning.

For a 7.30 am kickoff I am drunk by 10am and then sobered up again to start all over in the evening at which time you are cuddling your teddy.

I

Actually. thats mostly lies gleaned from youthful days of yore.

These days its get up early, argue with toddlerfrom that its my TV and I'll watch the feckin football if I want, give up because I have no ability to exert my authority on a 2 year old, put on feckin Blaze and The Monster Machines on the TV, watch the game on the ipad while scanning the whining on the match thread from you lot before getting stuck into a day of chores. This weekend I plan to tame my unruly big front bush.

comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 50 seconds ago
Actually. thats mostly lies gleaned from youthful days of yore.

These days its get up early, argue with toddlerfrom that its my TV and I'll watch the feckin football if I want, give up because I have no ability to exert my authority on a 2 year old, put on feckin Blaze and The Monster Machines on the TV, watch the game on the ipad while scanning the whining on the match thread from you lot before getting stuck into a day of chores. This weekend I plan to tame my unruly big front bush.
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Can you not use veet? Itchy when it grows back but does the job.

comment by There'sOnlyOneReds (U1721)
posted about a minute ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 50 seconds ago
Actually. thats mostly lies gleaned from youthful days of yore.

These days its get up early, argue with toddlerfrom that its my TV and I'll watch the feckin football if I want, give up because I have no ability to exert my authority on a 2 year old, put on feckin Blaze and The Monster Machines on the TV, watch the game on the ipad while scanning the whining on the match thread from you lot before getting stuck into a day of chores. This weekend I plan to tame my unruly big front bush.
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Can you not use veet? Itchy when it grows back but does the job.
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Wahey!!!

I'll set them up, you knock them down

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Barcelona make second bid of 100m euros - £90.3m - for Coutinho
@PaulJoyce

Derisory

Bascombe/Telegraph reporting the same

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The Neymar fee has changed the game.

Release clause or not it pushes everything else up.

If Dortmund want £130m for Dembele then no way is Coutinho on a long contract worth £40m less.

Bid was 85m plus 15m add ons (Euros) according to Glenn Price of ESPN.

Was immediately rejected by LFC.