You get a head rest in some McDonalds. Luxury pooing.

Why do you need a headrest to have a poo?

If they added foam handgrips either side of the toilet for launch stability I'd probably move in

comment by shortlightandugly. "You can't put fourth place on your mantelpiece". (U13938)
posted 4 minutes ago
Why do you need a headrest to have a poo?
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I don't NEED one. I just like one.

TKT;

The disabled here has handrails! It's quite roomy actually. You could swing a cat.

If I was at a urinal and heard a cat shrieking in the stall behind me I'd

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Robbing.

I don't see how the headrest improves the experience. When I poo I naturally lean forward.

I haven't had a dump in md's for years. They used to have those automatic hand washing basins, classy.

What a fecktard article.

I give the OP a day on this site before he is ejected.

Admin - FINISH HIM!!

At work they have motion sensors on the taps. Completely pointless and annoying invention.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat

For crumpets you plum,hello boys missed me?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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I've got a thing about that. When you think of the complexity of some modern inventions, how come nobody has ever invented a decent toaster?

It winds me up. I bought the most expensive one I could find, recommended by Which? magazine, and it was still sh.it.

Still, people struggled with heavy suitcases for centuries until someone finally said : "let's make one with wheels on it.", so maybe that will happen with the toaster. (I mean a sudden improvement in the product, I'm not particularly keen to have a toaster with wheels).

pooing on a moving train whilst hovering over the disgusting seat you don't want to come into contact with is one of the most challenging and daring feats known to man

finding out there is no bogroll afterwards ruins the smug self satisfaction you had after achieving it

comment by shortlightandugly. "You can't put fourth place on your mantelpiece". (U13938)
posted 58 seconds ago
At work they have motion sensors on the taps. Completely pointless and annoying invention.
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Yeah we do but at md's they had water, then soap and then........hand dryer! All in one basin

Alas

Why do you want burnt crumpets?

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Wessie

I think all toasters should be see through so you can tell when it is ready. The settings are never accurate.

comment by The Kaiser's Trainers (U5676)
posted 10 seconds ago
pooing on a moving train whilst hovering over the disgusting seat you don't want to come into contact with is one of the most challenging and daring feats known to man

finding out there is no bogroll afterwards ruins the smug self satisfaction you had after achieving it
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Seriously funny.

Don't really see the point of toasters. Use the grill innit.

I prefer the grill Short.

I only usually make toast with cheese on top. I have my oen variation of cheese on toast. I call it pizza bread.

Instructions -

Grill one side of the bread.

Flip it over and put a combination of English Mustard & Ketchup together and spread.

Top with sliced cheese and grill


Presto - PIZZA TOAST

I think all toasters should be see through so you can tell when it is ready. The settings are never accurate
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I reckon you may have cracked it.

Also, set the timer to a specific duration: 1 min, 2 mins, etc. They all work on the basis that they know when your toast is done, and they DON'T.

Just do 90 seconds, and stop trying to tell me when it's done! I'll be the judge of that.

T Bone.

Do you always use cheddar or do you vary your choice of cheese?

Our toilets at work use recycled water. Rain is collected in tanks on the roof and then pumped around the sewage system. Bit disconcerting to observe brown water in the pan BEFORE you've done anything but at least it's 'GREEN'......

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kovacic