Cazorla's shots are a little bit on and off. But Gerrard's shooting including even his long range ones have massively regressed.

Who remembers when Sheriff said Callejon is better than Bale

"Unlike you. I don't judge players purely on form.
Never said Cazorla had a better season.
In fact, I clearly stated he was pretty poor this season.
Just that Cazorla is the better player at the moment.
In the same way RVP is better than Sturridge even though the latter had a better season.
How hard is it to wrap your little head around that? Jeez.
But I guess this is you being 'objective' and 'balanced' again.
You're so cringeworthy it's funny."

Cazorla is better based on what. You keep regurgitating the same crap with no justification. Cazorla is better based on what? The fact he looks prettier on the ball?

That was me tbf. Jokingly said that.

Kamran. (U1204)
posted 57 seconds ago
Who remembers when Sheriff said Callejon is better than Bale

No way!

was it?

well I've just accidentally given Sheriff some extra ammo, this should be good...

Oh man. I really don't know how to explain it to this gim'p.

Dribbling- Cazorla
Passing- Cazorla
Touch- Cazorla
Shooting and Set Pieces- Debatable
Technique- Cazorla
Creativity & Intelligence - Cazorla
Speed & Agility- Cazorla
Strength- Gerrard

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He did say Townsend was a footballer. And that he was skilful and naturally talented winger.
Don't know what beats that tbh.
Maybe Young being better than Walcott. Or Lallana being better than Cazorla.

I'm sure he said we should buy Downing too.

I said Downing will be good for Liverpool, not that we should buy him

Sheriff would you invite me over to your place in Kenya?

Kamran has also said Townsend is a good player

Dribbling- Cazorla
Passing- Gerrard
Touch- Cazorla
Shooting and Set Pieces-
Gerrard by a mile you fackwit
Technique- Cazorla
Creativity & Intelligence - same
Speed & Agility- same
Strength- Gerrard by a mile

tackling, interceptions, general defensive awareness, match-winning temperament are all Gerrard's too.

"The question is other than looking prettier, what does Cazorla do better than Gerrard? You're a clueless mug if you think shooting and strength is all Gerrard does better than Cazorla."

Wow. It's like talking to a wall. The dumbest and most repetitive wall ever.

I don't know what I else I can do to explain things to you. Using your favourite word. I don't think this simple and straight forward opinion of mine will percolate into that little brain of yours.
And you claim you do engineering. My ar'se.

Analog (U17200)

How did your C2 exam go today?

"tackling, interceptions, general defensive awareness, match-winning temperament are all Gerrard's too."

Tackling, interceptions and defensive awareness? Are we comparing defenders here?
I am aware that midfielders need that to some degree. Especially ones playing in the deep lying position of Gerrard.
The same Gerrard who got pushed back cause he couldn't hack it in his favoured role behind the striker.

As for match winning temperament? Hmm. Cazorla did win us the FA cup.
But I'll give this to Gerrard.

"Kamran has also said Townsend is a good player"

Really?

"He did say Townsend was a footballer. And that he was skilful and naturally talented winger.
Don't know what beats that tbh. Maybe Young being better than
Walcott. Or Lallana being better than Cazorla.
I'm sure he said we should buy Downing too."

has it come to the desperate level of outright lies. I SAID we should buy Downing. I SAID Young is better than Walcott? You're lucky I'm not on my PC and I'm in transit. Your rap-sheet....well, why even bother.

"Speed & Agility- same"
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Gerrard can barely move you spas.tic, how has he got the same speed and agility as Cazorla????? good grief

I had S1 today Tiki

Analog (U17200)
posted 1 minute ago
I had S1 today Tiki

When have you got C2?

On the 6th

"Wow. It's like talking to a wall.
The dumbest and most repetitive wall ever.
I don't know what I else I can do to explain things to you. Using your favourite word. I don't think this simple and straight forward opinion of mine will percolate
into that little brain of yours.
And you claim you do
engineering. My ar'se."

Thanks for revealing to us you're too ret.arded to do engineering. You don't have to project the insecurity on everyone else. Stick to the one thing you should be able to understand, which is football that you're still too ret.arded to understand.

Sheriff would have so many followers if he had a twitter account, everyone would think he's a parody account

"I SAID we should buy Downing."

That was clearly a little dig at Kamran. Was kinda hoping you'd pick up on that.
Little bit disappointed as this means you don't have the intelligence of opening a door, let alone travelling on your own.

You didn't say Young was better than Walcott? Really?
comment by Sheriff John Brown - bring back David Dein (U7482)
posted on 24/6/12
Young is better than Walcott. Anyone who thinks otherwise is deluded.

"Speed & Agility- same"


Oh my God.