Never mind. I can't seem to create a "sport relief" article

Nothing to see here.

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Motor Sport (Did you spot the clue in the title? Probably not!) is actually, that rarest of things, a real sport, I checked your account and see you only seem to enjoy games, you should probably just stick to the games in future, you know, the ball-kicking-in-pretty-shorts...... video games, ludo and dominoes. Believe me, I enjoy games too, but the difference between us is I know the difference. I don't think you really understand very much about mixing with grown men, as your somewhat childish thread proves.

""Nothing to see here. "" I've given you 2 stars to try and encourage you to try harder and respect the views of others, even if you don't understand what they see in activities that don't attract you.

who is this dillhole? sad sad boy. Move along.

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""sad sad boy. Move along. "" no, you see, I am a sports fan so I watch motor SPORT. You have come here, a mere "games" watcher and think you can WUM. Get on with it. Back to your games......(er, dillhole!)

oh god. This is pathetic. Ok let me explain because clearly this has gone waaaaaay over your sports watching mind. I was making a joke article that was meant to be on the "sports relief" board. However, I could not locate it from my phone (which is where I created that article). I thought this was explained clearly in my first comment but I guess not. Now go ahead and get back to you athletes driving machines because that's clearly a sport. My sincerest apologies.

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I don't think F1 can count as a sport when you know the winner at the start of the season

RtM(U1097)

Most thick pretend comics post their rubbish on the "modern pentathlon" board by mistake.

You should have an award all of your own for somehow managing to post your thick comment on a board that began with the letter M when looking for a board that began with letter S in a desperate attempt to convince yourself that you actually had something funny to post.

Your article was actually funny up to the point when you explained it. Your explanation just made you look thick.

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oh god. This is pathetic. Ok let me explain because clearly this has gone waaaaaay over your sports watching mind. I was making a joke article that was meant to be on the "sports relief" board. However, I could not locate it from my phone (which is where I created that article). I thought this was explained clearly in my first comment but I guess not. Now go ahead and get back to you athletes driving machines because that's clearly a sport. My sincerest apologies


Have you a small peni?

"" I was making a joke article that was meant to be on the "sports relief" board""

Have you a small keyboard?

Lap it up fellas. I haven't got a car in the world. Keep me up to speed with these athletes who step on a couple of pedals and switch a few gears with their thumbs, if you catch my drift.

RtM (U1097)

You should quit while you are behind.

Make a fool of yourself on a subject that you know something about.

Oh, hang on, there isn't one.

What don't I know about this sport. Enlighten me oh wise one.

""Lap it up fellas"" I'm just getting this feeling you can dish it out but you can't take it..... small display too?

I've got the horse power to go long distances. Your blistering wit about weenis size tickles me. IMO it's beginning to drag down this board. I think I'm handling things well though. I've certainly got a grip on it.

comment by RtM (U1097)
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What don't I know about this sport. Enlighten me oh wise one.
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They don't change gears with their thumbs.

Stick to 3rd rate wumming on a sport that you know something about, if such a thing exists. You might then achieve your life long ambition of being acknowledged as a second rate WUM.

Oh man your are the pits. Such a plank. You're beginning to make me yaw.....n.

Seriously though, are you guys so defensive because you thought this was an attack on your beloved sport? Does it happen often and from multiple posters? You must be in pole position to answer those questions.

why is this article still alive

Randy - they are attacking me

Tbf there should be some sort of shakedown from a marshal to see what caused such turbulence.