My firstborn came into the world yesterday, covered in red.
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Congrats mate <okl>
Im really Happy for you Hoons, know that feeling mate and yes they are perfect, never forget anyone can be daddy but a real man is a Father.
Enjoy and to you and you're better half and baby.
comment by Igor; one for all and all for one, it's o... (U1993)
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never forget anyone can be daddy but a real man is a Father.
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Well I've already done 5 nappies to the wife's none, and got p'd on in the process. It's a start!
Cheers Igor. Best feeling in the world
For me it was at City Hospital 23 years ago (can it be that long?) and it is a great feeling.
Despite doing very little of the work...
But enjoy it to the max and congratulations! (The hard work starts next)
Hoons
massive congratulations, enjoy every minute mate, they are not kids for long.
soppy old git that i am, my kids first photo after leaving the QMC was in the Trent end City ground
And all three are proud as punch of that
Peed on in the process, forest fan, goes with the territory .
I've just spent £60 and two hours being shàt on by Real Madrid.
My first born is two weeks old and puts more effort into pushing out a shîte than Balotelli does in performing like a tûrd.
Wrong board for empathy knotty.
The Samaritans were closed Igor.
They have a genuine Reverend on their board, he might help
Igor
I only commented on this article 'cos I'm a big softy. I've got two kids; a six year old girl and an eleven year old boy. They fight like cat and dog and have aged me but being a parent is the hardest and most rewarding thing I've done ever.
Seeing someone posting an article about becoming a parent brings back all those fantastic memories of seeing their little faces for the first time.
Congratulations Dad! I hope you have a lifetime of happiness with your new daughter, and as NFFC123 says, they grow up really fast, cherish every moment.
Knotty mate, no argument from me mate, two beautiful girls who melt me more everyday @ 5 and 2, #putty.
Happy for Hoons though, just hope she's not as pedantic.
comment by Igor
Happy for Hoons though, just hope she's not as pedantic.
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You just have to go and spoil things, don't you
Just jesting Hoons.
Seriously good on ya.
Congratulations Hoons treasure every moment
The qmc made a complete hash of my sister in laws second birth. Left her in a corridor for 7 hours without checking on her then when they did it was too late to administer pain relief and they had to drag little Owen out with forceps as she screamed in agony.
But congratulations, there's a little ram cooking away inside my missus right now so balance will be restored come next April.
Congrats Hoons all the very best to you all. Don't have too many Wetting your daughters head
Congratulations to yourself and Mrs Hoons.
You sound high on life. That should help during those night shift feeds.
Congrats Hoons,
And to echo everyone else. Enjoy every minute as they don't half grow up fast.
She'll have you wrapped around her finger in no time
You fecking idiot, Hoons!
You've condemned yourself to a life of worry, expense and misery; all with the false smooche that it’s wonderful and the best feeling in the world. It's not.
When they are born they are screaming collages of bogies and sick, but we think it’s lovely? Nah it’s horrible.
Breast feeding in public? Don’t get me started on that, it’s disgusting; “but it’s natural’, so is taking a dump but I don’t do that in the middle of a restaurant!
Worry about them being healthy then, when they walk worry about them falling and hurting themselves.
Then when they are at school worry about them being thick/bullied/hurt/abused.
Holidays? get used to child friendly places where other peoples' spawn píss in the swimming pool and scream at dinner.
When they eventually grow up, you worry about pregnancy, jobs, houses, the list goes on.
Why bother? There are too many people around anyway
Congrats all the same dude
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A Junior Red is Born
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posted on 22/10/14
My firstborn came into the world yesterday, covered in red.
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Congrats mate <okl>
posted on 22/10/14
Im really Happy for you Hoons, know that feeling mate and yes they are perfect, never forget anyone can be daddy but a real man is a Father.
Enjoy and to you and you're better half and baby.
posted on 22/10/14
comment by Igor; one for all and all for one, it's o... (U1993)
posted 1 minute ago
never forget anyone can be daddy but a real man is a Father.
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Well I've already done 5 nappies to the wife's none, and got p'd on in the process. It's a start!
Cheers Igor. Best feeling in the world
posted on 22/10/14
For me it was at City Hospital 23 years ago (can it be that long?) and it is a great feeling.
Despite doing very little of the work...
But enjoy it to the max and congratulations! (The hard work starts next)
posted on 22/10/14
Congratulations.
posted on 22/10/14
Hoons
massive congratulations, enjoy every minute mate, they are not kids for long.
soppy old git that i am, my kids first photo after leaving the QMC was in the Trent end City ground
And all three are proud as punch of that
posted on 22/10/14
Peed on in the process, forest fan, goes with the territory .
posted on 22/10/14
I've just spent £60 and two hours being shàt on by Real Madrid.
posted on 22/10/14
My first born is two weeks old and puts more effort into pushing out a shîte than Balotelli does in performing like a tûrd.
posted on 22/10/14
Wrong board for empathy knotty.
posted on 22/10/14
The Samaritans were closed Igor.
posted on 22/10/14
They have a genuine Reverend on their board, he might help
posted on 22/10/14
Igor
I only commented on this article 'cos I'm a big softy. I've got two kids; a six year old girl and an eleven year old boy. They fight like cat and dog and have aged me but being a parent is the hardest and most rewarding thing I've done ever.
Seeing someone posting an article about becoming a parent brings back all those fantastic memories of seeing their little faces for the first time.
posted on 22/10/14
Congratulations Dad! I hope you have a lifetime of happiness with your new daughter, and as NFFC123 says, they grow up really fast, cherish every moment.
posted on 22/10/14
Knotty mate, no argument from me mate, two beautiful girls who melt me more everyday @ 5 and 2, #putty.
Happy for Hoons though, just hope she's not as pedantic.
posted on 22/10/14
comment by Igor
Happy for Hoons though, just hope she's not as pedantic.
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You just have to go and spoil things, don't you
posted on 22/10/14
posted on 22/10/14
Just jesting Hoons.
Seriously good on ya.
posted on 22/10/14
Congratulations Hoons treasure every moment
posted on 23/10/14
The qmc made a complete hash of my sister in laws second birth. Left her in a corridor for 7 hours without checking on her then when they did it was too late to administer pain relief and they had to drag little Owen out with forceps as she screamed in agony.
But congratulations, there's a little ram cooking away inside my missus right now so balance will be restored come next April.
posted on 23/10/14
Congrats Hoons all the very best to you all. Don't have too many Wetting your daughters head
posted on 23/10/14
Congratulations to yourself and Mrs Hoons.
You sound high on life. That should help during those night shift feeds.
posted on 23/10/14
Congrats Hoons
posted on 23/10/14
Congrats Hoons,
And to echo everyone else. Enjoy every minute as they don't half grow up fast.
She'll have you wrapped around her finger in no time
posted on 23/10/14
You fecking idiot, Hoons!
You've condemned yourself to a life of worry, expense and misery; all with the false smooche that it’s wonderful and the best feeling in the world. It's not.
When they are born they are screaming collages of bogies and sick, but we think it’s lovely? Nah it’s horrible.
Breast feeding in public? Don’t get me started on that, it’s disgusting; “but it’s natural’, so is taking a dump but I don’t do that in the middle of a restaurant!
Worry about them being healthy then, when they walk worry about them falling and hurting themselves.
Then when they are at school worry about them being thick/bullied/hurt/abused.
Holidays? get used to child friendly places where other peoples' spawn píss in the swimming pool and scream at dinner.
When they eventually grow up, you worry about pregnancy, jobs, houses, the list goes on.
Why bother? There are too many people around anyway
Congrats all the same dude
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