Can passengers please check they have not left any belongings behind.
See the conductor if any guidance is required.
All Aboard
If a car can make a return journey of 3 hours each way,once a fortnight,the car for 1/3 of the journey travels at 56 mph,for 1/3 of the journey at 62mph,for 1/3 of the journey at 30mph.Petrol is £1.40p per gallon,the car does 32 miles to the gallon.
Question...would the passengers be better off on Public Transport.
Petrol is £1.40 per gallon?!
I always suspected you were from the middle east
When I were a lad you could philsa tank in t' Middle East for tuppence!
Oooo, that's barely passable.
Have you seen much of Tim Vine, Keef? I feel he might be your cup of tea
Prefer Alexei Sayle meself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGMTCfjnP6Y
Fair do's. Liked him in the young ones. Jerzy Belovski and all that. May I ask your age Keef?
----prepares for unbelievably cryptic answer---
Over 21, so don't get your bouncers to chuck me out!
If the average man's age is five score, I've just hit a mid life crisis!
I have said it before! Vic couldn't kick a hole in a wet Echo.
Funny, he scored. Our best performing striker so far this season.
Long may it continue
So! He still made no impression on the rolled up Echo the bloke behind my brother was using so THERE, Smarty-Pants.
Oh I hope he nets this weekend
If he does,you will regret not taking the bet.
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posted on 25/8/11
Can passengers please check they have not left any belongings behind.
See the conductor if any guidance is required.
All Aboard
posted on 25/8/11
No standing upstairs.
posted on 25/8/11
If a car can make a return journey of 3 hours each way,once a fortnight,the car for 1/3 of the journey travels at 56 mph,for 1/3 of the journey at 62mph,for 1/3 of the journey at 30mph.Petrol is £1.40p per gallon,the car does 32 miles to the gallon.
Question...would the passengers be better off on Public Transport.
posted on 25/8/11
Petrol is £1.40 per gallon?!
I always suspected you were from the middle east
posted on 25/8/11
When I were a lad you could philsa tank in t' Middle East for tuppence!
posted on 25/8/11
Oooo, that's barely passable.
Have you seen much of Tim Vine, Keef? I feel he might be your cup of tea
posted on 25/8/11
Prefer Alexei Sayle meself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGMTCfjnP6Y
posted on 25/8/11
Fair do's. Liked him in the young ones. Jerzy Belovski and all that. May I ask your age Keef?
----prepares for unbelievably cryptic answer---
posted on 25/8/11
Over 21, so don't get your bouncers to chuck me out!
posted on 25/8/11
Haha. Double it
posted on 26/8/11
If the average man's age is five score, I've just hit a mid life crisis!
posted on 26/8/11
I have said it before! Vic couldn't kick a hole in a wet Echo.
posted on 26/8/11
Funny, he scored. Our best performing striker so far this season.
Long may it continue
posted on 26/8/11
So! He still made no impression on the rolled up Echo the bloke behind my brother was using so THERE, Smarty-Pants.
posted on 26/8/11
Oh I hope he nets this weekend
posted on 26/8/11
If he does,you will regret not taking the bet.
posted on 26/8/11
What bet?
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