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They really need to start introducing routine mental health checks before people are allowed to have children
Anyone who calls their child any stupid or ridicolous name like what Jay has mentioned above should be:
1. Slapped like the red headed step child.
2. Be sterilised.
3. Slapped like another red headed step child.
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 29 seconds ago
Anyone who calls their child any stupid or ridicolous name like what Jay has mentioned above should be:
1. Slapped like the red headed step child.
2. Be sterilised.
3. Slapped like another red headed step child.
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If you want to name your child something rétarded, you should both have your names changed by deed poll, by someone drawing a random word out of a hat. Nothing off limits.
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comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 29 seconds ago
Anyone who calls their child any stupid or ridicolous name like what Jay has mentioned above should be:
1. Slapped like the red headed step child.
2. Be sterilised.
3. Slapped like another red headed step child.
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If you want to name your child something rétarded, you should both have your names changed by deed poll, by someone drawing a random word out of a hat. Nothing off limits.
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And celebritiies or those that are famous for turning up at the opening of a packet of crisps have the most to answer for, bunch of cu nts
When my little lad was born 2 years ago there was a little girl on the ward named precious, seriously WTF?
What happened to nice, normal names?
I have a question. If you friend has had a kid, and accidentally named it after a pórn star (he is unaware of this at present). When is it an appropriate time to tell him that is what he has done...
comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 27 seconds ago
What happened to nice, normal names?
I have a question. If you friend has had a kid, and accidentally named it after a pórn star (he is unaware of this at present). When is it an appropriate time to tell him that is what he has done...
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Just before you loan him a copy of the movie starring said star.
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 8 seconds ago
comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 27 seconds ago
What happened to nice, normal names?
I have a question. If you friend has had a kid, and accidentally named it after a pórn star (he is unaware of this at present). When is it an appropriate time to tell him that is what he has done...
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Just before you loan him a copy of the movie starring said star.
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That's just bad
See, if they'd consulted me on the name before she was born, I could have helped. But now she's 3, is that a bit late?
Also, who has copies of that stuff these days? The internet is an amazing place...
Just send him an anonymous email with a link to the movie. This way you have told him without the guilt of him knowing that you knew before hand. Plus you can also laugh at him when he tells you about it.
Keep quiet so, btw whats the name?
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 47 seconds ago
Keep quiet so, btw whats the name?
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I'm not telling you that I can't imagine it's a common name - he's a moron.
If I ever have a kid, and there's a name I'm thinking of, definitely Google it first.
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My name is Jamie - not the best, but could have been worse. My biggest problem is people calling me James because they think Jamie is 'short for' James...
comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 16 seconds ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 47 seconds ago
Keep quiet so, btw whats the name?
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I'm not telling you thatI can't imagine it's a common name - he's a moron.
If I ever have a kid, and there's a name I'm thinking of, definitely Google it first.
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Its Debbie isnt it?
I know a kid called Elvis....
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 16 seconds ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 47 seconds ago
Keep quiet so, btw whats the name?
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I'm not telling you thatI can't imagine it's a common name - he's a moron.
If I ever have a kid, and there's a name I'm thinking of, definitely Google it first.
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Its Debbie isnt it?
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She's 3, not 40.
I bet people start singing Jamie and the magic torch, in that "I bet no-one's done this before" kind of way.
comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 14 seconds ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 16 seconds ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 47 seconds ago
Keep quiet so, btw whats the name?
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I'm not telling you thatI can't imagine it's a common name - he's a moron.
If I ever have a kid, and there's a name I'm thinking of, definitely Google it first.
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Its Debbie isnt it?
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She's 3, not 40.
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Keep schtumm mate, does he ever watch po rn?
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 21 seconds ago
comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 14 seconds ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 16 seconds ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 47 seconds ago
Keep quiet so, btw whats the name?
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I'm not telling you thatI can't imagine it's a common name - he's a moron.
If I ever have a kid, and there's a name I'm thinking of, definitely Google it first.
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Its Debbie isnt it?
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She's 3, not 40.
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Keep schtumm mate, does he ever watch po rn?
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Probably not that much now, he's married.
They've only been married like 6 months though - so he'll probably find out for himself in about a year.
comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 17 seconds ago
They've only been married like 6 months though - so he'll probably find out for himself in about a year.
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This is the best way and then you can act all surprised and tell him what a complete tool he was, while your sesions of watching said star with your elbow going like a fiddlers elbow will remain blisfully ignorant and innocent.
I am no longer watching that star. It's just weird.
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posted on 20/1/15
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posted on 20/1/15
They really need to start introducing routine mental health checks before people are allowed to have children
posted on 20/1/15
Anyone who calls their child any stupid or ridicolous name like what Jay has mentioned above should be:
1. Slapped like the red headed step child.
2. Be sterilised.
3. Slapped like another red headed step child.
posted on 20/1/15
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 29 seconds ago
Anyone who calls their child any stupid or ridicolous name like what Jay has mentioned above should be:
1. Slapped like the red headed step child.
2. Be sterilised.
3. Slapped like another red headed step child.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
If you want to name your child something rétarded, you should both have your names changed by deed poll, by someone drawing a random word out of a hat. Nothing off limits.
posted on 20/1/15
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posted on 20/1/15
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posted on 20/1/15
comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 29 seconds ago
Anyone who calls their child any stupid or ridicolous name like what Jay has mentioned above should be:
1. Slapped like the red headed step child.
2. Be sterilised.
3. Slapped like another red headed step child.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
If you want to name your child something rétarded, you should both have your names changed by deed poll, by someone drawing a random word out of a hat. Nothing off limits.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
And celebritiies or those that are famous for turning up at the opening of a packet of crisps have the most to answer for, bunch of cu nts
When my little lad was born 2 years ago there was a little girl on the ward named precious, seriously WTF?
posted on 20/1/15
What happened to nice, normal names?
I have a question. If you friend has had a kid, and accidentally named it after a pórn star (he is unaware of this at present). When is it an appropriate time to tell him that is what he has done...
posted on 20/1/15
comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 27 seconds ago
What happened to nice, normal names?
I have a question. If you friend has had a kid, and accidentally named it after a pórn star (he is unaware of this at present). When is it an appropriate time to tell him that is what he has done...
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Just before you loan him a copy of the movie starring said star.
posted on 20/1/15
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 8 seconds ago
comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 27 seconds ago
What happened to nice, normal names?
I have a question. If you friend has had a kid, and accidentally named it after a pórn star (he is unaware of this at present). When is it an appropriate time to tell him that is what he has done...
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Just before you loan him a copy of the movie starring said star.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That's just bad
See, if they'd consulted me on the name before she was born, I could have helped. But now she's 3, is that a bit late?
posted on 20/1/15
Also, who has copies of that stuff these days? The internet is an amazing place...
posted on 20/1/15
Just send him an anonymous email with a link to the movie. This way you have told him without the guilt of him knowing that you knew before hand. Plus you can also laugh at him when he tells you about it.
posted on 20/1/15
Keep quiet so, btw whats the name?
posted on 20/1/15
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 47 seconds ago
Keep quiet so, btw whats the name?
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I'm not telling you that I can't imagine it's a common name - he's a moron.
If I ever have a kid, and there's a name I'm thinking of, definitely Google it first.
posted on 20/1/15
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posted on 20/1/15
My name is Jamie - not the best, but could have been worse. My biggest problem is people calling me James because they think Jamie is 'short for' James...
posted on 20/1/15
comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 16 seconds ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 47 seconds ago
Keep quiet so, btw whats the name?
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I'm not telling you thatI can't imagine it's a common name - he's a moron.
If I ever have a kid, and there's a name I'm thinking of, definitely Google it first.
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Its Debbie isnt it?
posted on 20/1/15
I know a kid called Elvis....
posted on 20/1/15
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 16 seconds ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 47 seconds ago
Keep quiet so, btw whats the name?
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I'm not telling you thatI can't imagine it's a common name - he's a moron.
If I ever have a kid, and there's a name I'm thinking of, definitely Google it first.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Its Debbie isnt it?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
She's 3, not 40.
posted on 20/1/15
I bet people start singing Jamie and the magic torch, in that "I bet no-one's done this before" kind of way.
posted on 20/1/15
comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 14 seconds ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 16 seconds ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 47 seconds ago
Keep quiet so, btw whats the name?
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I'm not telling you thatI can't imagine it's a common name - he's a moron.
If I ever have a kid, and there's a name I'm thinking of, definitely Google it first.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Its Debbie isnt it?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
She's 3, not 40.
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Keep schtumm mate, does he ever watch po rn?
posted on 20/1/15
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 21 seconds ago
comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 14 seconds ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 16 seconds ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 47 seconds ago
Keep quiet so, btw whats the name?
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I'm not telling you thatI can't imagine it's a common name - he's a moron.
If I ever have a kid, and there's a name I'm thinking of, definitely Google it first.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Its Debbie isnt it?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
She's 3, not 40.
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Keep schtumm mate, does he ever watch po rn?
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Probably not that much now, he's married.
posted on 20/1/15
They've only been married like 6 months though - so he'll probably find out for himself in about a year.
posted on 20/1/15
comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 17 seconds ago
They've only been married like 6 months though - so he'll probably find out for himself in about a year.
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This is the best way and then you can act all surprised and tell him what a complete tool he was, while your sesions of watching said star with your elbow going like a fiddlers elbow will remain blisfully ignorant and innocent.
posted on 20/1/15
I am no longer watching that star. It's just weird.
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