Keane is now a responsible Premier League manager.
-------------------
Not a very recent list?

"What is a Tottenham?"

"Why are you so fat?" "Because every time I •••• your wife she gives me a biscuit."

----



good comeback.

Keane could have added "And you bear a startling resemblence to http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070131223023/puppet/images/e/e7/Samuel_Arrow.jpg"

6. "Don't talk to me about Arsene Wenger! He's a ****! He and that Spanish Fabregas ****! SHUT UP! I AM TALKING! HEAR ME NOW YOY******* *****"

Perhaps the current biggest insult is from LFC fans who continually try to claim that they are a big club.

to this day, the eddo brandes one still has me in stitches

Mark Waugh, the brother of Steve Waugh, had this exchange with England batsman James Osmond during an Ashes Test:

Waugh: **** me, look who it is. Mate, what are you doing out here? There's no way you're good enough to play for England.

Osmond: Maybe not, but at least I'm the best player in my family.

"Why are you so fat?" "Because every time I •••• your wife she gives me a biscuit."

Not an insult but more of a testament to Jason "Trigger" McAteer's lovable stupidity.

He saw Jimmy White one day and roared at him in his best commentary accent.

Hey Jimmy, ONE HUNDRED AND EEEEIIIIIIGHTY!!

"Why are you so fat?" "Because every time I •••• your wife she gives me a biscuit."

I like that Mark Waugh story..

comment by Gervinho's Fivehead - Loose Lips Sink Ships (U3534)
-------------
Mcateer's quality, once locked his keys in the car so his mate told him to get a coat hanger to get the door open. Came back with a wooden coat hanger

i know that this is about the best insults. but im showing possibly the greatest comeback known to man!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo8mP7XHq1E

Mcateer's quality, once locked his keys in the car so his mate told him to get a coat hanger to get the door open. Came back with a wooden coat hanger

----

Alan Thompson once asked him to pass the ketchup sauce.

McAteer asked Red or Brown?.

Anyone remember that racist Spain manager who told Jose Reyes that Thierry Henry was 'a black ****'?

i know that this is about the best insults. but im showing possibly the greatest comeback known to man!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo8mP7XHq1E

That was terrible!!!

comment by Gervinho's Fivehead - Loose Lips Sink Ships (U3534)
------------------
When asked if he wanted his pizza cut into 4 or 8 slices he answered 4, he couldn't manage 8

"ZIDANE! YOUR MUM'S A SLAG!" - Marco Materazzi

"looks like Hercules but plays like Cindarella"

Talking of McAteer's stupidity, I hear Mark Davies has been giving him a run for his money. After being told by the club doctor to take 2 ibuprofen with food, he was later seen at the training ground putting pills on a bread roll.

'Umps, we need a wider sightscreen, I can't see past his ears'

Herschelle Gibbs about Andy Caddick

I cant repeat it and nor do I wish to and I'm sure you all know what I'm on about.

Ron Atkinson talking about Marcel Desailly when he thought the microphone was off.

He paid the price and I quite like Ron, but he was as thick as Whale sandwich.