For posterity, this is how I saw the Stockersea v Mandemtinas match going:
A strange match. Park and Trebs were curiously absent, and the remaining two managers, HaaK and Tino, spent the entire first half trying to concede the match to one another, but after both refused the other's concessionary handshake, they decided to take matters a step further and told their players to turn around and shoot the opposite way.
It was an absolute bloodbath as each side tried desperately to stop the other from scoring more own goals than them. There were some hideous challenges flying back and forth as players were hacked mercilessly down before they could shoot at their own goal with their keeper stood signing autographs in the crowd.
Eventually a touchline row started with Tino setting a pack of swarthy mafiosi on HaaK while Trebs showed up moaning that no-one understood the way he'd set up his team to throw the game. HaaK was swiftly stabbed to death and the players gave up all pretence of trying to play own-goal-football and dived in for a scrap. Mandzukic and Pepe put in sterling performances but Suarez stole the show by biting Aguero's entire head off.
As the ensuing melee roared on in the stands, Park appeared on the now-abandoned pitch and, confused as to which team was his since he hadn't heard of any of the players, he wet himself and kicked the ball away in a fit of pique. The ball nestled Pride-like into the top corner of the Mandemtina net, giving his side a win.
The survivors will be patched up ready to face Mex/Tippy's shower in the next round, whereas Tino and Trebs may just be released on bail in time for the start of season 3.
<b>FINAL SCORE: Stockersea 32-31 Mandemtines</b>
Goals
Stockersea: Own goals x31, MC Park (no assist)
Mandemtines: Own goals x31
MotM: Luis Suarez (Mandemtinas). In a rip-roaring contest, Pepe almost stole the honours by drop-kicking Schneiderlin LITERALLY out of the stadium, but Suarez took Aguero's head clean off in one chomp, so he takes the champagne today. Unfortunately it was confiscated on his way into the asylum.
Dream League Merger Cup - Round 1 results
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posted on 9/3/15
Good work Haaky
posted on 10/3/15
"they also insisted on keeping their defence deep"
Thanks Haak
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posted on 10/3/15
good work Haak
posted on 10/3/15
For posterity, this is how I saw the Stockersea v Mandemtinas match going:
A strange match. Park and Trebs were curiously absent, and the remaining two managers, HaaK and Tino, spent the entire first half trying to concede the match to one another, but after both refused the other's concessionary handshake, they decided to take matters a step further and told their players to turn around and shoot the opposite way.
It was an absolute bloodbath as each side tried desperately to stop the other from scoring more own goals than them. There were some hideous challenges flying back and forth as players were hacked mercilessly down before they could shoot at their own goal with their keeper stood signing autographs in the crowd.
Eventually a touchline row started with Tino setting a pack of swarthy mafiosi on HaaK while Trebs showed up moaning that no-one understood the way he'd set up his team to throw the game. HaaK was swiftly stabbed to death and the players gave up all pretence of trying to play own-goal-football and dived in for a scrap. Mandzukic and Pepe put in sterling performances but Suarez stole the show by biting Aguero's entire head off.
As the ensuing melee roared on in the stands, Park appeared on the now-abandoned pitch and, confused as to which team was his since he hadn't heard of any of the players, he wet himself and kicked the ball away in a fit of pique. The ball nestled Pride-like into the top corner of the Mandemtina net, giving his side a win.
The survivors will be patched up ready to face Mex/Tippy's shower in the next round, whereas Tino and Trebs may just be released on bail in time for the start of season 3.
<b>FINAL SCORE: Stockersea 32-31 Mandemtines</b>
Goals
Stockersea: Own goals x31, MC Park (no assist)
Mandemtines: Own goals x31
MotM: Luis Suarez (Mandemtinas). In a rip-roaring contest, Pepe almost stole the honours by drop-kicking Schneiderlin LITERALLY out of the stadium, but Suarez took Aguero's head clean off in one chomp, so he takes the champagne today. Unfortunately it was confiscated on his way into the asylum.
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