It's non religious ya kants! It's an agnostic parable.
if he'd turned to god he wouldn't have been a beggar, a hovis witness
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The moral of the story is that Ronaldo is a kant!
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Was it a pan loaf?
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Shame he ended up a buggar.
He wis his mother's pride
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Yes bread puns. He was earning a crust he made a lot of doh he was knocking his pan in
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Yass someone joined me
He barley had a coin
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Yeez ur a bunch a in breads
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If he'd used his loaf and hadn't been so needy he wouldn't be begging
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Do you know who gave him more?
The one that gave him a flourly rate
These beers are going down well.
Ok parable number 2. This one is Turkish.
An old man goes to a Turkish Bath house, gets washed, a haircut and shave, but the person who serves him. Does a terrible job as he can't be bothered. The old man gives him a gold coin as tip.
A few months later the old man goes to the same bath house, has the same as before. And is treated by the same worker. The worker recognised the old man and remembers the tip and gives him the best treatment ever.
At the end the old man gives him a copper coin. To which the workers says, "how come I gave you the best treatment ever and you gave me a copper coin and the first time I gave you a poor service and you gave me a gold coin?"
The old man says - "The gold coin was a tip for this treatment and the copper coin was for the first"
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Mind that tramp with the Ginger dreadlocks who used to hang about outside the Central Station
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It's naan of my business zach, but these puns are ingrained in you
Zachs like a JA poors mans Jimmy Carr!
Was he a bheggar or a bun?
Cmon you, rise to the occasion
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It's non religious ya kants! It's an agnostic parable.
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if he'd turned to god he wouldn't have been a beggar, a hovis witness
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The moral of the story is that Ronaldo is a kant!
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comment by lauders x 👌 The Real McKay 👌 More Than ... (U9757)
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comment by Zachsda (celtic mer letters than Welsh railway station (U1850)
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Was it a pan loaf?
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Shame he ended up a buggar.
He wis his mother's pride
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Yes bread puns. He was earning a crust he made a lot of doh he was knocking his pan in
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Yass someone joined me
He barley had a coin
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Yeez ur a bunch a in breads
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If he'd used his loaf and hadn't been so needy he wouldn't be begging
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Kneedy*
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Do you know who gave him more?
The one that gave him a flourly rate
posted on 5/5/15
These beers are going down well.
Ok parable number 2. This one is Turkish.
An old man goes to a Turkish Bath house, gets washed, a haircut and shave, but the person who serves him. Does a terrible job as he can't be bothered. The old man gives him a gold coin as tip.
A few months later the old man goes to the same bath house, has the same as before. And is treated by the same worker. The worker recognised the old man and remembers the tip and gives him the best treatment ever.
At the end the old man gives him a copper coin. To which the workers says, "how come I gave you the best treatment ever and you gave me a copper coin and the first time I gave you a poor service and you gave me a gold coin?"
The old man says - "The gold coin was a tip for this treatment and the copper coin was for the first"
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I'm on a roll here
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Mind that tramp with the Ginger dreadlocks who used to hang about outside the Central Station
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It's naan of my business zach, but these puns are ingrained in you
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He was Mick Hucknell
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Zachs like a JA poors mans Jimmy Carr!
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Was he a bheggar or a bun?
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He was Abraham Lincoln
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Cmon you, rise to the occasion
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