* no RAA points will ever be allocated this thread will be long dead by the time pre-season kicks off.
....very imaginative have 5 's
Cba to do my own, but enjoyed your morsel
Kr
50%
In not quite so much detail.
Afobe bags 23 goals in all comps, albeit 4 come in our surprising fa cup qf run.
We finish top six, fourth to be precise.
Wallace is a surprise star in the making and weighs in with double figures in the goal charts.
Edwards breaks down in November and is finished for the season, this when Wallace steps up to the plate and wolves look a far more menacing machine through the middle.
Kenny is manager of the month in February after 5 straight wins.
In other news, Mick leaves Ipswich in December after a continuation of last season's last four months leaves Ipswich floundering in 12th.
Daryl Murphy has 3 goals by Xmas, whatever club he is at.
QPR finally get a bollokin for all the cheating they are doing.
Bournemouth find it comfortable in the prem.
Not interested with any other clubs so I'll just stick to what is going to happen at Wolves.
Dicko and Afobe will continue to develop as a strike partnership and by Christmas will make Bull and Mutch look like the Keystone Cops.
Stearman will start the season well but after his unfortunate broken leg incident his season will be finished allowing Hause to step in and prove that he is actually a CB not a LB. Hause wins player's player of the season award after our promotion. Revelation of the year will be Razak Boukari playing on the right wing opposite his big buddy Bakari Sako who decides there is nowhere he would rather be than with his pals Dicko and Boukari.
Wolves top the league finishing with a flourish on the 7th of May against Sheffield Wednesday with a resounding 6-0 win having thrashed Nottingham Forest by the same scoreline the week before resulting in the immediate sacking of Dougie Freedman.
as of now, minus sako plus wallace, we are severely weakened compared to last season.
mid-table, no higher, is my prediction
comment by Halfmanhalfwolf (U11570)
posted 42 minutes ago
Miserable old git
..................................
i only wish i could be like some and when we put a lick of paint on an outhouse at compton and sign some 17 yr old french kid it means premier here we come,
but i have a brain
We haven't painted the shîthouse at Compton as far as I'm aware unless it's around the back in the groundsmen's welfare facilities ?
If it has been painted it should be in the old gold colour with black skirting and architrave ?
i'm sure it's in the premier league of bogs but unfortunately our team isn't and won't be
"as of now, minus sako plus wallace, we are severely weakened compared to last season."
How do you know? None of us know how Wallace will do. He may prove to be even better than Sako and therefore strengthen the team compared to last season.
I had better back this up and state, therefore, that my RAA prediction is that Wallace will be a revelation with RVLP also named in despatches
A stunning 3-1 opening day victory away at Blackburn with Jordan Graham scoring twice convinces Steve Morgan that this summers transfer business is complete with the modest outlay for Jed Wallace & Sylvain Deslandes the only new faces in the squad.
However confidence is shaken after a late Karl Henry winner for QPR consigns Wolves to their first defeat of the season at Molineux and doubts start to arise among the faithful regarding the lack of investment.
Lack of consistency continues to blight Wolves season as Afobe and Dicko suffer from a lack of service from wide areas after Razak Boukari's legs finally fall off in a particularly strong gust of wind at Preston.
Jordan Graham posts a selfie on twitter in a compromising scenario with Jack Grealish & several of the cast of the ladyboys of Bangkok, which prompts tuts of disapproval from Jez and derision from the south bank as his form fades and so the next Mark Davies is born.
The January window sees Wolves in 11th position, Afobe's modest return of 5 goals stifles any interest from the Premier league for our golden boot winner. Wolves sign a promising young midfielder from Crewe during the window, strengthening our U21 squad who continue to struggle due to their squad being trawled by the first team.
Things finally take a positive turn in February when new Leicester manager Mick McCarthy agrees to loan Bakary Sako back to Wolves to find some form after a disasterous start to his foxes career.
"Oh, oh, oh, its magic" sing the south bank, as Wolves go undefeated through to the end of April and need a point at home to already relegated Sheffield Wednesday to clinch a play off berth. A goal down, Sako smashes a last minute penalty over the south bank and in to the underground car park opposite the Civic, Wolves finish a creditable seventh for the second consecutive season.
Kenny Jackett hands in his notice on 8th May having taken Wolves as far as he can (code for cant work for that tight ársed Morgan any longer) and 12 days later joins Mick and Terry at Leicester to prep for their Europa League campaign.
vinnie
I had better back this up and state, therefore, that my RAA prediction is that Wallace will be a revelation with RVLP also named in despatches
.......................................
no better sign of a desperate man than one who pins his hopes on rvlp
Not desperate Wolfgang just hopeful. You have your pov and I have mine. As the point of the article is to see who is RAA let's wait and see shall we!!
We'll struggle to get the striker we need in the summer and start the season with just two senior forwards.
We'll start well and everyone will hope and expect us to get promoted or at least make the play-offs. Our strikers struggle to score goals, but the defence is heralded. Most fans can see that our inability to score will cost us later in the season, however some suggest that 1-0 s are all that we need.
We'll have several opportunities to top the table but will choke each time including a goalless draw against bottom 3, Blouse. Fans call for more firepower, but Kenny knows best, bringing in loan players with funny sounding names.
We'll get battered in November and everyone will say that our chances to get promoted have gone. The defence is slated.
We'll then improve and gradually pull back the defecits on the top 6, however we will remain 7th or 8th for most of the season as the top teams will drop few points. Sages amongst us state that we will miss out on promotion. Others say that it's for the best and that we should consolidate.
A miserable April will see our chances of promotion all but disappear, however we will win our last few games to keep the season alive.
Eventually we'll miss out on promotion and finish 7th (again). Just one more point or 4 goals' better GD would have "done it".
Ipswich take 4 points off us but are a worse team (some say!).
The Football League eventually realises that the system for calculating the league table, one that they have used for 126 years is flawed and accept that placings should be made for the last 13 games, ignoring the first half of the season. That sees us promoted in second place.
We are in the Prem again. Kenny is given a vote of confidence by some overseas fans, especially as we win 3 out of 5 pre-season games including a 3-1 "stuffing" of Dorchester Rovers.
Our marquee signing is Leon Clarke who has had a remarkable season at Bury including a run of 2 goals in 10 games. "I've signed him based on my analysis of postings on Not Another 606", states the Molineux supremo.
Steve Morgan completes the redevelopment of Molineux with no two stands looking alike and invites Antoni Gaudi to do the official opening, not realising that he died in 1926.
Jez continues to do whatever he actually does.
None of this is ever likely to happen and is a figment of my vivid imagination.
Gaudi is dead
Should have figured as that sagrada familia still ain't finished!!
What a miserable bunch of feckers by the way
We will have a good season and we are a long way from done transfer wise, book it.
Looks like the transfer window just broke down.
Cairney to Fulham for 3.5 mill but even more ridiculous, Mings to Bournemouth for 8 million, the game has lost the plot.
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comment by Cyp (U16330)
posted 4 hours, 57 minutes ago
None of this is ever likely to happen and is a figment of my vivid imagination.
Most of it happened last season mate
comment by geminmallorca (U18318)
posted 8 hours, 58 minutes ago
comment by Cyp (U16330)
posted 4 hours, 57 minutes ago
None of this is ever likely to happen and is a figment of my vivid imagination.
Most of it happened last season mate
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Banking RAA points for this one early.
The same faces will post sarcastic comment after sarcastic comment whilst ''arguments? Nothing to do with me gov''!
comment by geminmallorca (U18318)
posted 10 hours, 8 minutes ago
comment by Cyp (U16330)
posted 4 hours, 57 minutes ago
None of this is ever likely to happen and is a figment of my vivid imagination.
Most of it happened last season mate
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Did it? Wonder why I didn't notice.
How's it going in sunny Spain? Was back in Wolvo last week. Cold and miserable and that was just the barman at the Hog's Head. Back in Cyprus now. Hot and humid and that's just the barmaid at the Elea.
The same faces will post sarcastic comment after sarcastic comment whilst ''arguments? Nothing to do with me gov''!
The only people that get involved in arguments and then blame other people for doing so is wolfie and yourself cinci, so I can only presume that dig was aimed at yourself?
Just read the 'predictions' on this thread DJ
comment by Cyp (U16330)
posted 9 hours, 4 minutes ago
comment by geminmallorca (U18318)
posted 10 hours, 8 minutes ago
comment by Cyp (U16330)
posted 4 hours, 57 minutes ago
None of this is ever likely to happen and is a figment of my vivid imagination.
Most of it happened last season mate
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Did it? Wonder why I didn't notice.
How's it going in sunny Spain? Was back in Wolvo last week. Cold and miserable and that was just the barman at the Hog's Head. Back in Cyprus now. Hot and humid and that's just the barmaid at the Elea.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
It's going well pal. The builders have turned the house into a cabriolet pile of rubble and the garden into a replica of the Somme but the weather and the beer are great so who cares .
I'm off to the UK tomorrow for 3 weeks in the lovely North Sea. Last trip out there I never got warm for the whole two weeks and that was inside the accommodation, outside was feckin freezing!
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posted on 24/6/15
* no RAA points will ever be allocated this thread will be long dead by the time pre-season kicks off.
posted on 24/6/15
....very imaginative have 5 's
Cba to do my own, but enjoyed your morsel
Kr
50%
posted on 24/6/15
In not quite so much detail.
Afobe bags 23 goals in all comps, albeit 4 come in our surprising fa cup qf run.
We finish top six, fourth to be precise.
Wallace is a surprise star in the making and weighs in with double figures in the goal charts.
Edwards breaks down in November and is finished for the season, this when Wallace steps up to the plate and wolves look a far more menacing machine through the middle.
Kenny is manager of the month in February after 5 straight wins.
In other news, Mick leaves Ipswich in December after a continuation of last season's last four months leaves Ipswich floundering in 12th.
Daryl Murphy has 3 goals by Xmas, whatever club he is at.
QPR finally get a bollokin for all the cheating they are doing.
Bournemouth find it comfortable in the prem.
posted on 24/6/15
Not interested with any other clubs so I'll just stick to what is going to happen at Wolves.
Dicko and Afobe will continue to develop as a strike partnership and by Christmas will make Bull and Mutch look like the Keystone Cops.
Stearman will start the season well but after his unfortunate broken leg incident his season will be finished allowing Hause to step in and prove that he is actually a CB not a LB. Hause wins player's player of the season award after our promotion. Revelation of the year will be Razak Boukari playing on the right wing opposite his big buddy Bakari Sako who decides there is nowhere he would rather be than with his pals Dicko and Boukari.
Wolves top the league finishing with a flourish on the 7th of May against Sheffield Wednesday with a resounding 6-0 win having thrashed Nottingham Forest by the same scoreline the week before resulting in the immediate sacking of Dougie Freedman.
posted on 25/6/15
as of now, minus sako plus wallace, we are severely weakened compared to last season.
mid-table, no higher, is my prediction
posted on 25/6/15
Miserable old git
posted on 25/6/15
comment by Halfmanhalfwolf (U11570)
posted 42 minutes ago
Miserable old git
..................................
i only wish i could be like some and when we put a lick of paint on an outhouse at compton and sign some 17 yr old french kid it means premier here we come,
but i have a brain
posted on 25/6/15
We haven't painted the shîthouse at Compton as far as I'm aware unless it's around the back in the groundsmen's welfare facilities ?
If it has been painted it should be in the old gold colour with black skirting and architrave ?
posted on 25/6/15
i'm sure it's in the premier league of bogs but unfortunately our team isn't and won't be
posted on 25/6/15
"as of now, minus sako plus wallace, we are severely weakened compared to last season."
How do you know? None of us know how Wallace will do. He may prove to be even better than Sako and therefore strengthen the team compared to last season.
I had better back this up and state, therefore, that my RAA prediction is that Wallace will be a revelation with RVLP also named in despatches
posted on 25/6/15
A stunning 3-1 opening day victory away at Blackburn with Jordan Graham scoring twice convinces Steve Morgan that this summers transfer business is complete with the modest outlay for Jed Wallace & Sylvain Deslandes the only new faces in the squad.
However confidence is shaken after a late Karl Henry winner for QPR consigns Wolves to their first defeat of the season at Molineux and doubts start to arise among the faithful regarding the lack of investment.
Lack of consistency continues to blight Wolves season as Afobe and Dicko suffer from a lack of service from wide areas after Razak Boukari's legs finally fall off in a particularly strong gust of wind at Preston.
Jordan Graham posts a selfie on twitter in a compromising scenario with Jack Grealish & several of the cast of the ladyboys of Bangkok, which prompts tuts of disapproval from Jez and derision from the south bank as his form fades and so the next Mark Davies is born.
The January window sees Wolves in 11th position, Afobe's modest return of 5 goals stifles any interest from the Premier league for our golden boot winner. Wolves sign a promising young midfielder from Crewe during the window, strengthening our U21 squad who continue to struggle due to their squad being trawled by the first team.
Things finally take a positive turn in February when new Leicester manager Mick McCarthy agrees to loan Bakary Sako back to Wolves to find some form after a disasterous start to his foxes career.
"Oh, oh, oh, its magic" sing the south bank, as Wolves go undefeated through to the end of April and need a point at home to already relegated Sheffield Wednesday to clinch a play off berth. A goal down, Sako smashes a last minute penalty over the south bank and in to the underground car park opposite the Civic, Wolves finish a creditable seventh for the second consecutive season.
Kenny Jackett hands in his notice on 8th May having taken Wolves as far as he can (code for cant work for that tight ársed Morgan any longer) and 12 days later joins Mick and Terry at Leicester to prep for their Europa League campaign.
posted on 25/6/15
vinnie
I had better back this up and state, therefore, that my RAA prediction is that Wallace will be a revelation with RVLP also named in despatches
.......................................
no better sign of a desperate man than one who pins his hopes on rvlp
posted on 25/6/15
Not desperate Wolfgang just hopeful. You have your pov and I have mine. As the point of the article is to see who is RAA let's wait and see shall we!!
posted on 25/6/15
We'll struggle to get the striker we need in the summer and start the season with just two senior forwards.
We'll start well and everyone will hope and expect us to get promoted or at least make the play-offs. Our strikers struggle to score goals, but the defence is heralded. Most fans can see that our inability to score will cost us later in the season, however some suggest that 1-0 s are all that we need.
We'll have several opportunities to top the table but will choke each time including a goalless draw against bottom 3, Blouse. Fans call for more firepower, but Kenny knows best, bringing in loan players with funny sounding names.
We'll get battered in November and everyone will say that our chances to get promoted have gone. The defence is slated.
We'll then improve and gradually pull back the defecits on the top 6, however we will remain 7th or 8th for most of the season as the top teams will drop few points. Sages amongst us state that we will miss out on promotion. Others say that it's for the best and that we should consolidate.
A miserable April will see our chances of promotion all but disappear, however we will win our last few games to keep the season alive.
Eventually we'll miss out on promotion and finish 7th (again). Just one more point or 4 goals' better GD would have "done it".
Ipswich take 4 points off us but are a worse team (some say!).
The Football League eventually realises that the system for calculating the league table, one that they have used for 126 years is flawed and accept that placings should be made for the last 13 games, ignoring the first half of the season. That sees us promoted in second place.
We are in the Prem again. Kenny is given a vote of confidence by some overseas fans, especially as we win 3 out of 5 pre-season games including a 3-1 "stuffing" of Dorchester Rovers.
Our marquee signing is Leon Clarke who has had a remarkable season at Bury including a run of 2 goals in 10 games. "I've signed him based on my analysis of postings on Not Another 606", states the Molineux supremo.
Steve Morgan completes the redevelopment of Molineux with no two stands looking alike and invites Antoni Gaudi to do the official opening, not realising that he died in 1926.
Jez continues to do whatever he actually does.
None of this is ever likely to happen and is a figment of my vivid imagination.
posted on 25/6/15
Gaudi is dead
Should have figured as that sagrada familia still ain't finished!!
What a miserable bunch of feckers by the way
We will have a good season and we are a long way from done transfer wise, book it.
posted on 25/6/15
Looks like the transfer window just broke down.
Cairney to Fulham for 3.5 mill but even more ridiculous, Mings to Bournemouth for 8 million, the game has lost the plot.
posted on 25/6/15
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 25/6/15
comment by Cyp (U16330)
posted 4 hours, 57 minutes ago
None of this is ever likely to happen and is a figment of my vivid imagination.
Most of it happened last season mate
posted on 26/6/15
comment by geminmallorca (U18318)
posted 8 hours, 58 minutes ago
comment by Cyp (U16330)
posted 4 hours, 57 minutes ago
None of this is ever likely to happen and is a figment of my vivid imagination.
Most of it happened last season mate
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posted on 26/6/15
Banking RAA points for this one early.
The same faces will post sarcastic comment after sarcastic comment whilst ''arguments? Nothing to do with me gov''!
posted on 26/6/15
Wrong log in
posted on 26/6/15
comment by geminmallorca (U18318)
posted 10 hours, 8 minutes ago
comment by Cyp (U16330)
posted 4 hours, 57 minutes ago
None of this is ever likely to happen and is a figment of my vivid imagination.
Most of it happened last season mate
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Did it? Wonder why I didn't notice.
How's it going in sunny Spain? Was back in Wolvo last week. Cold and miserable and that was just the barman at the Hog's Head. Back in Cyprus now. Hot and humid and that's just the barmaid at the Elea.
posted on 26/6/15
The same faces will post sarcastic comment after sarcastic comment whilst ''arguments? Nothing to do with me gov''!
The only people that get involved in arguments and then blame other people for doing so is wolfie and yourself cinci, so I can only presume that dig was aimed at yourself?
posted on 26/6/15
Just read the 'predictions' on this thread DJ
posted on 26/6/15
comment by Cyp (U16330)
posted 9 hours, 4 minutes ago
comment by geminmallorca (U18318)
posted 10 hours, 8 minutes ago
comment by Cyp (U16330)
posted 4 hours, 57 minutes ago
None of this is ever likely to happen and is a figment of my vivid imagination.
Most of it happened last season mate
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Did it? Wonder why I didn't notice.
How's it going in sunny Spain? Was back in Wolvo last week. Cold and miserable and that was just the barman at the Hog's Head. Back in Cyprus now. Hot and humid and that's just the barmaid at the Elea.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
It's going well pal. The builders have turned the house into a cabriolet pile of rubble and the garden into a replica of the Somme but the weather and the beer are great so who cares .
I'm off to the UK tomorrow for 3 weeks in the lovely North Sea. Last trip out there I never got warm for the whole two weeks and that was inside the accommodation, outside was feckin freezing!
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