Phillip "I think that I think that I think" Neville
'Ohhhhhhhh ya beauty, what a hit son, what a hit!' - Andy Gray
is up there as well
but obviously none of us have a clue what foreign language commentators get up to
5Live's Alan Green and Mark Lawrensen combo.
2 bitter haters let loose on the nations airwaves. Who interviewed them and thought, mmmm yes, you sound chipper and upbeat?
When it comes to the dumbest pundits the worst ones I've heard are:
Paul Merson
Paul Ince
Robbie Fowler
Worst sounding voices are:
Alan Smith
Phillip Neville
Paul Scholes
Most biased are:
Mark Lawrenson (Liverpool)
Jamie Carragher (Liverpool)
Andy Townsend (English teams)
May have missed some.
Best would be G. Neville, Dixon, Souness, Hoddle
Favourites are: G.Neville, Hoddle, Dowie, Souness, Reid, Hartson, Jenas, Roy Keane, Friedel, Le Tissier,
It's a very strong field to be fair.
Savage is an idiot, but I don't think he's the worst.
Agree what some have said about Alan Green, I don't care if you're watching a really poor game, it's still your job to entertain us, not whine endlessly about how poor the spectacle is for you. Also learn what the word "quote" means, commentator should at a bare minimum know how to use language.
Speaking of which if a player looks like he has no interest in the game, then he is uninterested, he is not disinterested, which means neutral - to many pundits/commentators don't know the difference.
Anyway, back to the worst pundits, Owen is obviously awful, Ian McGarry who occasionally poor up on 5Live is both smug and misinformed which is a bad combination, James Scowcroft Inc the Times' Game podcast is genuinely terrible in what is otherwise a good publication. Recently however, I've been most annoyed by Danny Mills on the BBC, it worries me that he has any sort of power within the FA given how worryingly misguided he is for someone who has actually played the game at the highest level. He is a distressing cocktail of cliché, self contradiction and misinformation.
Michael Owen gets me so irritated i just want to punch his cat and run away with his wife.
The worst:
Gareth Crooks - please, son, for all our sakes, get another job. I'm tired switching off the sound when you come on. Football is a great sport, I love it, but it's not the end of the world.
Robbie Savage - just buy the boy a mirror and he will be happy. I'll be happier still.
Clive Tylsdsley - Alan Partridge, eat your heart out. You must have based your entire career on him, and he's even better than you when performing it! I can't even watch the ga,e in silent mode when he's commentating. Or menstruating.
JimmyTheRed
comment by JustAnotherGunner. GDL. (U5867)
posted 1 minute ago
Michael Owen gets me so irritated i just want to punch his cat and run away with his wife.
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I'd do that to people I like given half a chance
Garth Crooks could send a glass eye to sleep
Tony Gale useless cvnt
Tony Cascarino see above
But Jason Cundy unticks all the boxes and really is a cvnt of our times - can't bear this fat fvck
Thierry Henry is by far the worst pundit theres ever been on tv
He comes up with big statements just to get complimented as well
Super Kami Guru
Apologies Jermain Jenas is also atrocious
comment by The Kaiser's Trainers (U5676)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by JustAnotherGunner. GDL. (U5867)
posted 1 minute ago
Michael Owen gets me so irritated i just want to punch his cat and run away with his wife.
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I'd do that to people I like given half a chance
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I am a 14 year old cheerleader though
Welcome to the Internet
http://youtu.be/Uo8mP7XHq1E
comment by The Verbal Jouster (U11370)
posted 11 minutes ago
Apologies Jermain Jenas is also atrocious
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no he isn't.
JJ is one of the few measured, sensible pundits.
comment by Chronic (U3423)
posted 12 seconds ago
comment by The Verbal Jouster (U11370)
posted 11 minutes ago
Apologies Jermain Jenas is also atrocious
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no he isn't.
JJ is one of the few measured, sensible pundits.
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Agree, he's been decent so far.
Carragher or Crooks.
One tries to be too funny, the other tries to be a real person.
comment by MARK (U1449)
posted 18 minutes ago
http://youtu.be/Uo8mP7XHq1E
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That clip is pure cringe, it's uncomfortable to watch.
Owen and redknapp píss me off but Garth Crooks is comfortably the worst pundit out there.
The man united sports breakfast with Alan Brazil is a joke, he's so biased it's unbelievable, I had to laugh when roni irani got caught out lying about being at old Trafford as he claimed when someone pointed out he was playing a game of cricket 100's of miles away at The time.
He left shortly afterwards.
comment by The Verbal Jouster (U11370)
posted 2 hours, 21 minutes ago
Garth Crooks could send a glass eye to sleep
Tony Gale useless cvnt
Tony Cascarino see above
But Jason Cundy unticks all the boxes and really is a cvnt of our times - can't bear this fat fvck
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Forgot about Tony Gale. I remember watching a Yank stream of a Liverpool game and he did nothing to hide his hate for the club, I've never heard anything like it before or since.
Colon Murray is a Scouse obsesses sycophantic tewat too!
Garth Crooks could send a glass eye to sleep
Haha love that saying.
Yes, very annoying. And Garry Birtles. I sometimes think they're the same person
Tony Gale useless cvnt
Pundits. Better than watching adverts and they have every right to an opinion.
I don't see why so many people get wound up by them.
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posted on 28/6/15
Phillip "I think that I think that I think" Neville
posted on 28/6/15
'Ohhhhhhhh ya beauty, what a hit son, what a hit!' - Andy Gray
is up there as well
but obviously none of us have a clue what foreign language commentators get up to
posted on 28/6/15
5Live's Alan Green and Mark Lawrensen combo.
2 bitter haters let loose on the nations airwaves. Who interviewed them and thought, mmmm yes, you sound chipper and upbeat?
posted on 28/6/15
When it comes to the dumbest pundits the worst ones I've heard are:
Paul Merson
Paul Ince
Robbie Fowler
Worst sounding voices are:
Alan Smith
Phillip Neville
Paul Scholes
Most biased are:
Mark Lawrenson (Liverpool)
Jamie Carragher (Liverpool)
Andy Townsend (English teams)
May have missed some.
Best would be G. Neville, Dixon, Souness, Hoddle
posted on 28/6/15
Favourites are: G.Neville, Hoddle, Dowie, Souness, Reid, Hartson, Jenas, Roy Keane, Friedel, Le Tissier,
posted on 28/6/15
It's a very strong field to be fair.
Savage is an idiot, but I don't think he's the worst.
Agree what some have said about Alan Green, I don't care if you're watching a really poor game, it's still your job to entertain us, not whine endlessly about how poor the spectacle is for you. Also learn what the word "quote" means, commentator should at a bare minimum know how to use language.
Speaking of which if a player looks like he has no interest in the game, then he is uninterested, he is not disinterested, which means neutral - to many pundits/commentators don't know the difference.
Anyway, back to the worst pundits, Owen is obviously awful, Ian McGarry who occasionally poor up on 5Live is both smug and misinformed which is a bad combination, James Scowcroft Inc the Times' Game podcast is genuinely terrible in what is otherwise a good publication. Recently however, I've been most annoyed by Danny Mills on the BBC, it worries me that he has any sort of power within the FA given how worryingly misguided he is for someone who has actually played the game at the highest level. He is a distressing cocktail of cliché, self contradiction and misinformation.
posted on 28/6/15
Michael Owen gets me so irritated i just want to punch his cat and run away with his wife.
posted on 28/6/15
The worst:
Gareth Crooks - please, son, for all our sakes, get another job. I'm tired switching off the sound when you come on. Football is a great sport, I love it, but it's not the end of the world.
Robbie Savage - just buy the boy a mirror and he will be happy. I'll be happier still.
Clive Tylsdsley - Alan Partridge, eat your heart out. You must have based your entire career on him, and he's even better than you when performing it! I can't even watch the ga,e in silent mode when he's commentating. Or menstruating.
JimmyTheRed
posted on 28/6/15
comment by JustAnotherGunner. GDL. (U5867)
posted 1 minute ago
Michael Owen gets me so irritated i just want to punch his cat and run away with his wife.
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I'd do that to people I like given half a chance
posted on 28/6/15
Garth Crooks could send a glass eye to sleep
Tony Gale useless cvnt
Tony Cascarino see above
But Jason Cundy unticks all the boxes and really is a cvnt of our times - can't bear this fat fvck
posted on 28/6/15
Thierry Henry is by far the worst pundit theres ever been on tv
He comes up with big statements just to get complimented as well
Super Kami Guru
posted on 28/6/15
Apologies Jermain Jenas is also atrocious
posted on 28/6/15
comment by The Kaiser's Trainers (U5676)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by JustAnotherGunner. GDL. (U5867)
posted 1 minute ago
Michael Owen gets me so irritated i just want to punch his cat and run away with his wife.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I'd do that to people I like given half a chance
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I am a 14 year old cheerleader though
Welcome to the Internet
posted on 28/6/15
http://youtu.be/Uo8mP7XHq1E
posted on 28/6/15
comment by The Verbal Jouster (U11370)
posted 11 minutes ago
Apologies Jermain Jenas is also atrocious
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no he isn't.
JJ is one of the few measured, sensible pundits.
posted on 28/6/15
comment by Chronic (U3423)
posted 12 seconds ago
comment by The Verbal Jouster (U11370)
posted 11 minutes ago
Apologies Jermain Jenas is also atrocious
----------------------------------------------------------------------
no he isn't.
JJ is one of the few measured, sensible pundits.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Agree, he's been decent so far.
posted on 28/6/15
Carragher or Crooks.
One tries to be too funny, the other tries to be a real person.
posted on 28/6/15
comment by MARK (U1449)
posted 18 minutes ago
http://youtu.be/Uo8mP7XHq1E
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That clip is pure cringe, it's uncomfortable to watch.
posted on 28/6/15
Owen and redknapp píss me off but Garth Crooks is comfortably the worst pundit out there.
posted on 28/6/15
The man united sports breakfast with Alan Brazil is a joke, he's so biased it's unbelievable, I had to laugh when roni irani got caught out lying about being at old Trafford as he claimed when someone pointed out he was playing a game of cricket 100's of miles away at The time.
He left shortly afterwards.
posted on 28/6/15
comment by The Verbal Jouster (U11370)
posted 2 hours, 21 minutes ago
Garth Crooks could send a glass eye to sleep
Tony Gale useless cvnt
Tony Cascarino see above
But Jason Cundy unticks all the boxes and really is a cvnt of our times - can't bear this fat fvck
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Forgot about Tony Gale. I remember watching a Yank stream of a Liverpool game and he did nothing to hide his hate for the club, I've never heard anything like it before or since.
posted on 28/6/15
Colon Murray is a Scouse obsesses sycophantic tewat too!
posted on 28/6/15
yes. he is a tool.
posted on 28/6/15
Garth Crooks could send a glass eye to sleep
Haha love that saying.
Yes, very annoying. And Garry Birtles. I sometimes think they're the same person
Tony Gale useless cvnt
posted on 28/6/15
Pundits. Better than watching adverts and they have every right to an opinion.
I don't see why so many people get wound up by them.
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