1. Playing soggy biscuit half an hour after having a wánk.

2. Being in the same room as one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen, and not ráping her.

3. Not renewing my BNP membership.

4. Licking my birds a-hole out when she had a dodgy tummy.

5. Dropping Cherno Samba on Championship Manager 01/02, and him rotting in the reserves for 3 years.

should have sha.gged a pretty young mauritian thing when i was at uni, she was in bed gagging for it, but i wanted to go and watch the the NLD on tv and she was far from impressed, and didnt offer it up again.

she was faaacking sexy though, and spurs lost 5-2

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comment by ®åρtor✡ (U1071)
posted 11 seconds ago
comment by Chronic (U3423)
posted 2 minutes ago
should have sha.gged a pretty young mauritian thing when i was at uni, she was in bed gagging for it, but i wanted to go and watch the the NLD on tv and she was far from impressed, and didnt offer it up again.

she was faaacking sexy though, and spurs lost 5-2
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That's funny. I facked some mauritian bird after that NLD
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if she was called Nadia then this is very faaacked up

she didnt have much arseee but her tittiesss were facking awesome mate.

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I've facked a gorgeous Maritius girl, no idea if the NLD was on or not...I was very distracted and she was very good!

Maybe this wasnt such a good idea

comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 5 minutes ago
1. Playing soggy biscuit half an hour after having a wánk.

2. Being in the same room as one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen, and not ráping her.

3. Not renewing my BNP membership.

4. Licking my birds a-hole out when she had a dodgy tummy.

5. Dropping Cherno Samba on Championship Manager 01/02, and him rotting in the reserves for 3 years.
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Regrets? I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention

Hmm, i used to be some hot slütty Mauritian girl around the same time just before my secs change.

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raptor's been boning trannies

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1. supporting Spurs

Everything else is good

Maybe not cracking onto this chick in Oz who was a worldly, she was an easy 9.. Thought I'd got in the friend zone only to find out months later when she drunkenly messaged me saying she was down for the D

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There is no friend zone. Its called YOU are the puzzie zone.

I'm not entirely sure there are a whole lot of regrets for me.

I am almost perfectly happy where I am right not in life. Definitely I think there are things i could've done differently. Definitely there are things I know I should have done differently. But were I to change those things, or had i acted differently, then I wouldn't be where I am now.

So that girl in college that we all missed out on.....well had I made that move I may not have left belfast, moved to the states, met my wife and have this fantastic wee son I do now.

So no. No regrets, despite knowing I could have done many things better or differently.

Friend zone is a MYTH

Boyzone are a myth.