Cheers Zach

No doubt there will be another story about water being wet and another with David Cameron saying he admires Maggie Thatcher

I'm on plain OJ and eating Pistachio nuts, whilst watching the MLS, as fluck all else on tv. Got a bit of a hangover still, so no booze over the weekend.

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Anyways, here's the start of my Drama.: (Join in)


It was a cold Saturday evening in Queen St. Station - in the bar - alone as usual, when Laudu met a tall handsome Tim who stood nonchelantlty leaning on the counter top, the barmaids (and a few barmen) couldn't keep their eyes off him. Laudo felt sad.

The good news was Timmy leaned over to him and said alight buddy? You look so sad!

Laudo explained to Timmy about Liquidation and the rest. Timmy was very vexed and gave him a fiver. part two coming up or join in.

Lightweight? I've been p@shed for 4 days solid.

Need a break off it man.

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comment by Zachsda (Who the fook are you shoving?) (U1850)
posted 20 minutes ago
Laudrups a big baldy guy he hasn't got a fringe
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Haw

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Zach

Never mind printing, they should get you writing for them. You could do way better than that.

Come to think of it, I could do better than that.

comment by Castle Black and it's 'True' King - R+L=J (U3573)
posted 4 minutes ago
Lightweight? I've been p@shed for 4 days solid.

Need a break off it man.
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Just watched Pete and dud

Behind the fridge

I looked up those American sweets, think it would be mental in vodka. Like making your own Alcopops ffs!

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comment by Zachsda (Who the fook are you shoving?) (U1850)
posted 20 minutes ago
Laudrups a big baldy guy he hasn't got a fringe
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Haw
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Laudo

I reckon Zachs right. I've now got this image in my head which just won't go away.

Anyway part 2.

I see Laudrup has joined in so he can tell if I'm telling a lie.

T: I'm going to Dulmfries where you going?
L: Dumfries!
T:I thought you were from the South Side?
L: Aye that's ma persona
T: I've got a spare room if you want?
L: Can we watch Celtic Videos?

Part 3 coming up.

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So anyway,

Laudo follows this handsome ghod on to the train even though he is as straight as a die, but he curious. They come to Dumfries,

comment by Zachsda (Who the fook are you shoving?) (U1850)
posted 12 minutes ago
On a brighter note, i have the house to myself when i go home so i can have a fewwithout having to be quiet.Big sons away for 3 weeks working so it's x hamster wi the room door open
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comment by theresgonnaebeashow - Ron Deila IS Ragnar Lodb... (U5686)
posted 20 minutes ago
comment by Laudrup (U12366)
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comment by Zachsda (Who the fook are you shoving?) (U1850)
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Laudrups a big baldy guy he hasn't got a fringe
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Haw
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Laudo

I reckon Zachs right. I've now got this image in my head which just won't go away.


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I shave my dome

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comment by jimbo (U20510)
posted 2 minutes ago
So anyway,

Laudo follows this handsome ghod on to the train even though he is as straight as a die, but he curious. They come to Dumfries,
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Are you writing this in the style of a dyslexic Rastafarian?
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Patois

This thread is going nowhere. Seemed funny in my head at the time, wish Timmy was on to sparkle things up.

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comment by Zachsda (Who the fook are you shoving?) (U1850)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by jimbo (U20510)
posted 1 minute ago
This thread is going nowhere. Seemed funny in my head at the time, wish Timmy was on to sparkle things up.
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Maybe it's a slow burner
Don't give up on us baby
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Maybe it will get funny when you add the chorus and a couple more verses

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comment by Zachsda (Who the fook are you shoving?) (U1850)
posted 1 minute ago
You're a chorus and verse
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Aye, bit you're a short of a tune.