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Chinese takeaway and a few cans

It doesn't get nicer or more positive than that.

I'm not going to mither during X Factor tonight and let my missus enjoy it

On a serious note, her work have got them all to make up Christmas boxes for kids with nothing, and it's been very fulfilling going round the shops buying for a little girl we don't even know... You should give it a go

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If I could I'd give you all a biscuit, I'd even let you choose what kind and If you leave it to me I'd give you a Tunnocks tea cake.

comment by Jalisco Red (U4195)
posted 6 minutes ago
Chinese takeaway and a few cans

It doesn't get nicer or more positive than that.
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Mate if mine delivers for take way businesses and says Chinese take-aways are the worst for abusing hygiene regulations.

On a positive note, I've stopped ordering Chinese food

There's billions of them....they can't be doing much wrong

Hec

Knotty - very positive thread - take 5

You have a lovely face too

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My Daughter is having a sleep over with the Brownies and I'm about to go to a pub with a nice selection of craft beers and single malts.

Just had a really nice, clean poo. Needed very little toilet roll to clean up.

I hope everybody's next bathroom break is just as pleasant.

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comment by Beckham's Barnet (U13709)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Jalisco Red (U4195)
posted 6 minutes ago
Chinese takeaway and a few cans

It doesn't get nicer or more positive than that.
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Mate if mine delivers for take way businesses and says Chinese take-aways are the worst for abusing hygiene regulations.

On a positive note, I've stopped ordering Chinese food
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You've ruined my evening

I'm going back to one of the nasty threads.

comment by KnottyAshSteuerschwindler (U8934)
posted 5 minutes ago
My Daughter is having a sleep over with the Brownies and I'm about to go to a pub with a nice selection of craft beers and single malts.
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No racism please

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comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 59 seconds ago
comment by KnottyAshSteuerschwindler (U8934)
posted 5 minutes ago
My Daughter is having a sleep over with the Brownies and I'm about to go to a pub with a nice selection of craft beers and single malts.
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No racism please
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Here is a positive.....

At any moment in time, 34 million men are getting noshed off by a bird. 32 million of whom don't even have to pay.

comment by JSPC - MUDD makes me throb with desire (U2958)
posted 35 seconds ago
Here is a positive.....

At any moment in time, 34 million men are getting noshed off by a bird. 32 million of whom don't even have to pay.


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She sounds like a right sluuut

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I hereby give out to each and everyone

2 b(.)(.)bies
1
1
and one

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