Sideways and long.

United have played the worst brand of football this season absolutely turgid one dimensional.

Boring.

Sideways and long.
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So we are playing hoofball to our wingers

Typical bitter can't even help to add rubbish even when he has accurate insults to use.

Yes your hoofball has been pathetic and disgusting to watch as well (I can talk rubbish as well )

Haf actually try going to an actual United match, and you will understand that it's different than watching it on telly.

Or find a woman and figure out what life is actually all about.

Or keep watching highlights and wearing your early 90's replica top as you scour the Internet for pointless innacurate United facts.

Or try being as angry and bitter as LQ...

Typical rag won't admit you have been a crabby sideways team bereft of attacking ideas and revert to long punts to try and score goals.

A conversation with saf

Nice weather we are having

Bitter

Shocking scenes in Paris this week

Leave palastine

Who do you think will win the X factor

Bitter

And so forth and repeat ad infinitum.

I never said we were entertaining, just pointed out we haven't been a hoofball team, I realise your angry bitter mind will struggle to process this but I'll give it another go...

Maybe take a few deep breaths before you read it, that will probably radically improve your comprehension.

Who's angry it's Hillarious watching you all moan about van hoofballs philoshaphy and yelling attack attack attack

All you can say is angry and bitter because it's like a form of tourettes with some United fans.

I'm as happy as Larry at the moment.

I managed to have a conversation with some non bitter people, it was only the one acting angry and bitter I called bitter. So maybe its a huge coincidence..... or maybe just maybe you should take a look in the mirror.

I never bring Palestine into football tactics, that is usually done by the other person. Just as you have done here.

If you try to talk to me about X factor I will call you much worse things than bitter!

Anyway sorry to bring some calm rationality into this, you may continue with your fact free ranting now.

I don't see the PL going to anywhere outside Manchester so if City don't win it,as they really should do as we have a far better squad than anyone else,then I think it would be Utd to prosper from us blowing it.
Arsenal don't have the mental capacity to win it,Spurs and Liverpool just aren't good enough and Chelsea are already gone
As dull as Utd are to watch,Van Gaal has them playing effectively and they will continue to hoover up points
How long Utd fans will put up with the sheer lack of entertainment is another matter but while they keep in contention they won't be too concerned about it at the moment

football tactics should read football articles.

I have had plenty of conversations with United fans that are completely acceptable you on the other hand are a pompous arrogant person, who seems to be able to judge my mental state by a few lines of banter on this site.

I bet your fun at parties putting the world to right and calling anyone bitter who dares have a different opinion.

Have fun up on your pedastal, try not to slip it's a long way down

Got to be honest Paul I think differently about Arsenal than you do.

Admittedly there is every chance that United fans are just being a bit pessimistic as us and Arsenal is a close run thing at the moment. But I feel (and the impression I get from United fans) is that Arsenal will just finish above us.

Really can't see Chelsea competing either. We are quite efficient but I just feel we need that little bit more to really have a good chance. Whether that could come with the team getting better over time or not we'll see (not holding my breath)

Yes LQ its all me that's the problem, I plenty of fine conversations on here but clearly I just magically change just for you, whilst all you are trying to do is having a normal conversation on your flying pig you brought from Narnia....

I think Arsenal are a much worse side then last season. Won't be suprised if they even drop out the top 4. They sneaked a few wins this season that could easily have been draws and now they are riding high. They are allowing far to many shots on there own goal and allowing teams far to much possession. They allowed a hopeless Liverpool team to have 8 shots on target. Only Aston Villa allowed more. Cech is having to save an average of about 7 shots per game in the CL and aboiut 4 in the PL.

Arsenal will suffer defeats soon.

I believe that Arsenal will run closer than many people would expect. If Cech can stay fit.

They are bottom in the CL group hammerd 3-0 against Sheffield Wednesday with most of the players that usually make matchday squad for them. They are extremely weak side this season and I expect them to go through a bad patch soon. WBA most likely will beat them as they are good defensive side and have pace up top.

Arsenal were a much stronger side at start of last season performance wise but didn't get the results. This season they are playing badly and picking up points regularly, the opposite of what happened last season start. Thats why Arsenal finished CL group stage on 13 points just behind Dortmund on GD. This season if they lose next game will finish bottom but most likely 3rd.

Aren't Sideways and Long the accountants United use to launder their money in the Cayman Islands?

comment by mancWoohoo - Mardius Cob-onius (U10676)
posted 7 minutes ago
I believe that Arsenal will run closer than many people would expect. If Cech can stay fit.
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The only constant over the last decade in the PL is that when the going gets tough and the pressure is really turned up then Arsenal falter
That's a mental issue
Wenger has got away with a plethora of excuses from spates of injuries to FFP cheating to no money available because of the new stadium
If Van Persie had seen anything to be optimistic about as far as Arsenal winning the league there's no way he'd have jumped ship to Utd,he knew there was no likelihood of him winning any major honours if he stayed at the Emirates
Nothing has changed there since and it's clearly Wenger that's the problem
Given the same circumstances would mourinho or Ferguson had a barren decade ?

comment by Boris 'Inky' Gibson (U5901)
posted 6 minutes ago
Aren't Sideways and Long the accountants United use to launder their money in the Cayman Islands?
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We use a firm called Cl quarters these days, they're a really good firm, I would recommend them for City but I don't think they meet the qualifying criteria

Paul I think that is slowly being sorted out though, players like Sanchez, Ozil and Mert are winners and (maybe with exception of Ozil) are mentally strong. They have started to build a winning mentality with their back to back FA cups and no longer sell players (which did set them back previously)

Sanchez end of an 3-0 defeat.

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Confused.com

I can't even begin to guess, its like we've walking in on him halfway through a sentence...

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/17252/10070057/alexis-sanchez-slams-uruguay-after-chile-defeat
Forgot to post link. Anyway plenty more 3 goal+ defeats for him to expect.

Haf do you partake in the herbal remedy?