I never made it home, i am on the bus home now.

Supposed to help a mate move house today, but there is no way I am fit to drive. Tanned a litre bottle of whisky and a good few litres of cider while watching the UFC (feck me that is on late) with my buddy.

Feel more drunk now than last night

Sorry I couldn't make it last night lads. I ended up out my banger.

comment by Mummy - Boring Ride (U10045)
posted 2 minutes ago
Sorry I couldn't make it last night lads. I ended up out my banger.
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Ath


Dyke surely?

Easy mistake.

Here's Mummy with his Mummy on FB.


https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=joel+gray+cabaret&client=safari&hl=en-gb&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjLuI-M9tjJAhVDbhQKHXwBA6UQ_AUIBygB#imgrc=tqhCOzOGxGQCcM%3A

I am definitely on my period

comment by atheist (U2783)
posted 1 hour, 44 minutes ago
comment by Mummy - Boring Ride (U10045)
posted 2 minutes ago
Sorry I couldn't make it last night lads. I ended up out my banger.
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Straight cant

So what's the Ghod gossip? Did he really try to steal a bottle of vodka?

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What was the one-star stats?

Who's chief poo-pooer?

I could hazard a guess....^^

Laudrup some of the lads are from the 5's.

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comment by Curly - Warburton is He wears a 🎩 (U1103)
posted 1 minute ago
Hospital for me tomorrow, just took my bandage of and my fingers looks like a doner kebab
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What about the guy chained to the bed. How do you think his choc starfish looks.

Laudrup some of the lads are mick

comment by Admin1 (U1)
posted 36 seconds ago
comment by Curly - Warburton isHe wears a🎩(U1103)
posted 1 minute ago
Hospital for me tomorrow, just took my bandage of and my fingers looks like a doner kebab
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What about the guy chained to the bed. How do you think his choc starfish looks.
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Tasty.

Curly you ok bud? You were missed yesterday

comment by EBT LAUDERS every bitter tim 👌 The Real Mc... (U9757)
posted 4 minutes ago
Laudrup some of the lads are mick
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Most of them are micks

Sake man.

You fake wan account then get blamed for everythin.

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I need to explain to the missus why my fingers been in her pals kebab

comment by Curly - Warburton is He wears a ... (U1103)
posted 25 minutes ago
The guy chained to the bed lost his wedding ring, might not be the only ring he lost!


I am fine Lauders, cheers mate, just gonna have to explain to the missus on Friday why my finger resembles a kebab
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It usually smells like a kebab

Oh aye.. who won the most filtered and complained about, and those other sort of stats?

Good night as always, god gettin chucked out was quite funny

The Ton awaits .....


Congrats on your win again Keny.