comment by Boris 'Inky' Gibson (U5901)
posted 28 seconds ago
In that case can you lend me a oner so I can buy some new trainers and have a night on the lash?
I promise I'll pay you back dad.
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send me your bank details, your uncle from kenya, prince kabooga has left you a small inheritance and asked me to pass it on
Oh people who say 'should of, could of, would of'
It's fecking should, could or would have you idiots
I have been described as the Middle Eastern George Clooney tbf
13. Taxi drivers (you're all caaaants) especially black cabbies. Uber are much better
You prefer being charged treble then having your thigh stroked by a drooling asylum seeker then?
Takes all sorts.
comment by Deputy Dunc, dont make me ban your ass (U11713)
posted 45 minutes ago
7. Any fecker not doing 70mph on the motorway
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mudd,
why would that make you angry... surely you'd just overtake them, thats why theres more than one lane you douche
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There is a speed limit for a reason. You should be 10% under at the very least.
Fecking kants
You have been described as the Middle Eastern Rosemary Clooney tbf
comment by Deputy Dunc, dont make me ban your ass (U11713)
posted 45 minutes ago
7. Any fecker not doing 70mph on the motorway
----------
mudd,
why would that make you angry... surely you'd just overtake them, thats why theres more than one lane you douche
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There is a speed limit for a reason. You should be 10% under at the very least.
Fecking kants
--------------
We need Hafi's advice on this one.
Another thing that gets on my nerves is the boys who wear skinny jeans
Wtf is wrong with you?
To quote a better man than me, "I just hate the general public"
"13. Taxi drivers (you're all caaaants) especially black cabbies. "
racist
People who start sentences with "So...."
and those who say "can I get a...." rather than "can I have a...."
cants,... the lot of them
comment by Deputy Dunc, dont make me ban your ass (U11713)
posted 54 minutes ago
7. Any fecker not doing 70mph on the motorway
----------
mudd,
why would that make you angry... surely you'd just overtake them, thats why theres more than one lane you douche
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Try driving on the M6 (J8-J14), there appear to be only 2 lanes (and the speed limit is currently 50mph).
That's what pisses me off. All the twunts who hog the middle lane when the inside lane is empty for as far as the eye can see.
Sometimes I wish I was driving a tank so I could give the feckers a nudge toward the inside lane. They'd soon get the message.
comment by Boris 'Inky' Gibson (U5901)
posted 18 minutes ago
13. Taxi drivers (you're all caaaants) especially black cabbies. Uber are much better
You prefer being charged treble then having your thigh stroked by a drooling asylum seeker then?
Takes all sorts.
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Uber are much cheaper
You must be joking. My sister paid £33 for a 2 mile journey at Christmas.
comment by Boris 'Inky' Gibson (U5901)
posted 2 seconds ago
You must be joking. My sister paid £33 for a 2 mile journey at Christmas.
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presumably it was £3 for the journey and £30 for a quick roll in the backseat?
comment by Boris 'Inky' Gibson (U5901)
posted 1 minute ago
You must be joking. My sister paid £33 for a 2 mile journey at Christmas.
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Doris didn't tell you what she got for that
She could do a lot better than some sweaty groomer who needs a satnav to find out how to get from the Curry Mile to Didsbury Village.
Motivational/inspirational quotes on social media, things like: "Life is not about the number of breaths we take, but the number of moments that take our breath away."
Pass the sick bucket please
Another online annoyance is the click-bait bs "articles" that are all over the place.
"This man found a dog on his drive, what happens next will blow your mind!"
Just f*** off!
Another one is "internet shaming", an adult posts a picture of themselves online then tries to play the victim when 100% of the comments aren't positive, grow up please.
Either take it n the chin or don't post your gym selfies or pictures of your ugly kids online.
Things you hate about modern life
***
Man City and Chelsea?
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Freakng cat videos
Reality TV
People who think they are experts on something just because they did a five minute google search on the subject
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posted on 29/1/16
posted on 29/1/16
comment by Boris 'Inky' Gibson (U5901)
posted 28 seconds ago
In that case can you lend me a oner so I can buy some new trainers and have a night on the lash?
I promise I'll pay you back dad.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
send me your bank details, your uncle from kenya, prince kabooga has left you a small inheritance and asked me to pass it on
posted on 29/1/16
Oh people who say 'should of, could of, would of'
It's fecking should, could or would have you idiots
posted on 29/1/16
I have been described as the Middle Eastern George Clooney tbf
posted on 29/1/16
13. Taxi drivers (you're all caaaants) especially black cabbies. Uber are much better
You prefer being charged treble then having your thigh stroked by a drooling asylum seeker then?
Takes all sorts.
posted on 29/1/16
comment by Deputy Dunc, dont make me ban your ass (U11713)
posted 45 minutes ago
7. Any fecker not doing 70mph on the motorway
----------
mudd,
why would that make you angry... surely you'd just overtake them, thats why theres more than one lane you douche
----------------------------------------------------------------------
There is a speed limit for a reason. You should be 10% under at the very least.
Fecking kants
posted on 29/1/16
You have been described as the Middle Eastern Rosemary Clooney tbf
posted on 29/1/16
top banter
posted on 29/1/16
comment by Deputy Dunc, dont make me ban your ass (U11713)
posted 45 minutes ago
7. Any fecker not doing 70mph on the motorway
----------
mudd,
why would that make you angry... surely you'd just overtake them, thats why theres more than one lane you douche
----------------------------------------------------------------------
There is a speed limit for a reason. You should be 10% under at the very least.
Fecking kants
--------------
We need Hafi's advice on this one.
posted on 29/1/16
Another thing that gets on my nerves is the boys who wear skinny jeans
Wtf is wrong with you?
posted on 29/1/16
To quote a better man than me, "I just hate the general public"
posted on 29/1/16
"13. Taxi drivers (you're all caaaants) especially black cabbies. "
racist
posted on 29/1/16
People who start sentences with "So...."
and those who say "can I get a...." rather than "can I have a...."
cants,... the lot of them
posted on 29/1/16
comment by Deputy Dunc, dont make me ban your ass (U11713)
posted 54 minutes ago
7. Any fecker not doing 70mph on the motorway
----------
mudd,
why would that make you angry... surely you'd just overtake them, thats why theres more than one lane you douche
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Try driving on the M6 (J8-J14), there appear to be only 2 lanes (and the speed limit is currently 50mph).
That's what pisses me off. All the twunts who hog the middle lane when the inside lane is empty for as far as the eye can see.
Sometimes I wish I was driving a tank so I could give the feckers a nudge toward the inside lane. They'd soon get the message.
posted on 29/1/16
comment by Boris 'Inky' Gibson (U5901)
posted 18 minutes ago
13. Taxi drivers (you're all caaaants) especially black cabbies. Uber are much better
You prefer being charged treble then having your thigh stroked by a drooling asylum seeker then?
Takes all sorts.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Uber are much cheaper
posted on 29/1/16
You must be joking. My sister paid £33 for a 2 mile journey at Christmas.
posted on 29/1/16
comment by Boris 'Inky' Gibson (U5901)
posted 2 seconds ago
You must be joking. My sister paid £33 for a 2 mile journey at Christmas.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
presumably it was £3 for the journey and £30 for a quick roll in the backseat?
posted on 29/1/16
comment by Boris 'Inky' Gibson (U5901)
posted 1 minute ago
You must be joking. My sister paid £33 for a 2 mile journey at Christmas.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Doris didn't tell you what she got for that
posted on 29/1/16
She could do a lot better than some sweaty groomer who needs a satnav to find out how to get from the Curry Mile to Didsbury Village.
posted on 29/1/16
Motivational/inspirational quotes on social media, things like: "Life is not about the number of breaths we take, but the number of moments that take our breath away."
Pass the sick bucket please
Another online annoyance is the click-bait bs "articles" that are all over the place.
"This man found a dog on his drive, what happens next will blow your mind!"
Just f*** off!
Another one is "internet shaming", an adult posts a picture of themselves online then tries to play the victim when 100% of the comments aren't positive, grow up please.
Either take it n the chin or don't post your gym selfies or pictures of your ugly kids online.
posted on 29/1/16
people who use facebook
posted on 29/1/16
Things you hate about modern life
***
Man City and Chelsea?
posted on 29/1/16
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posted on 29/1/16
Freakng cat videos
Reality TV
People who think they are experts on something just because they did a five minute google search on the subject
posted on 29/1/16
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
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