there you go, macca.

You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. Beautifully crafted and fair brought a tear to the eye. I had to check the BBC website to check the scores just in case I had missed it 😉

Not sure what everyone else is making of it!

You're Pie aren't you SPH?

I've stuck very penny I own on a 2-1 Forest win with 10 men and a Burke double...

Is this more a case of Bishop's hand squeezing [Rev's] nut's=checkmate?

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Don't go cold on me now! I'm already halfway to Monte Carlo in my head.

That's what was worrying me!

Wo wo wo! What do you mean halfway here? I already sold the house and a couple of kidneys to get here and am currently sitting outside Lewis Hamilton's gaff with a pint waiting for everyone to arrive. Do you mean there's a remote chance that I might not get any company?

No wonder the bookie gave me such generous odds.