I'm getting one of these for self defence. And BBQs.

http://money.cnn.com/2015/08/13/smallbusiness/flamethrowers-public-sale/index.html

"We always have the people who just want (a flamethrower) for fun. Impress the neighbors at the BBQ,"

Awesome marketing dept

Keep a strap on beard which you can attach if there is ever an attack

Hit first, hit hard enough to keep them down.

If they have a weapon, strike through the adams apple, not the face. Then immediately disarm and restrain their arms and hands.

comment by I am No.4 (U19487)
posted 30 minutes ago
Hit first, hit hard enough to keep them down.

If they have a weapon, strike through the adams apple, not the face. Then immediately disarm and restrain their arms and hands.
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Yessir chuck Norris sir.

Now what happens if he shots me before I punch his throat?

Think I'll stick to hiding under the desk

"Now what happens if he shots me before I punch his throat?"

I bend backwards at the waist and watch the bullets pass over my head in slow motion

Maybe you fooking amateurs should try it

comment by I am No.4 (U19487)
posted 3 hours, 14 minutes ago
Hit first, hit hard enough to keep them down.

If they have a weapon, strike through the adams apple, not the face. Then immediately disarm and restrain their arms and hands.
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Big man here is able to deflect bullets with his bare hands

I find saying bad things about them works best. It destroys their confidence and fragile egos. Then I give them a Captain Kirk 'karate chop' when they least expect it.

Sneaky like

If our players want to practice shooting then I won't stop them.

Can't you get a concealed carry permit and carry your own gat!

Whenever in doubt, use a M.O.A.B