and qualify for a competition you've never won and won't win next season either. Nor would we to be fair.

Both teams have been an utter embarrassment. We certainly don't deserve CL football. You lot have been marginally better and marginal is being kind.

You can't for a fact say that, so just sounds like you're being miserable after your defeat!

Please don't try and compare your team of over achievers with us.

Good luck with the thursday night cup
Cheers

We got to the semi's, you came 3rd in a group of pub teams.

...just in case you forgot and think you're still in it.

Thanks Hammers <3

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No problem, send Bony on loan to us next season.

Only if you promise to keep him.

Are the Rags enjoying the fireworks do you think?

We might have been marginally better but our immediate future looks to be exciting, United's looks anything but, especially if the turtle gets to see out his final 12 months.

Bony would benefit from a change of club but wouldn't fit in with your style tbh.

Would be nice if the striker that West Ham have been talking about was Bony.

Then again I've nothing against West Ham.

Monetarily, we've made around 40 million more than United from the CL this season so as long we get a point from Swansea, it will be more than marginally better.

Distortion of the CL again.

City haven't been able to beat any single top side and still look like getting top 4. We've scored our lowest total in 72 years.

Both teams need a hell of lot of work.

We've done the most important bit already though SE and changed the manager.

The question is if you miss out on top four but win the cup, will you keep yours...?

Even if we dont make top four we will still attract better players than Snubchester United #Pepfactor

You have much better players already. You're still crap.

And we have already dealt with the main reason why...

As you say SE85, we have better players already. Just some tweaks needed not a major overhaul as the so called expert pundits anticipate.

Pelligrini obviously has taken the blame but your team isn't as good as you think.

Kompany is finished. That isn't the manager's fault. Yaya is too. Silva isn't the player he once was. Zabaleta is finished. Kolorov is too.

Your team has got old all at once.

Kolorov never had it Few tweaks and we'll be fine, plus we'll have a manager with some tactical knowledge for once

Has there been an apology from anyone at United for supplying the wrong kind of column inches tomorrow?

You'll improve next season. Would be hard not to. We should too if he get rid of the useless one.

The whole world wants Jose vs Pep vs Wenger vs Conte vs Klopp vs Ranieri vs Koeman vs Bilic.

Can't believe we'll pass at the chance of Jose if we finish 5th.

And Poch too. Forgot him.

The funniest thing is a Swansea win still isn't that far fetched. You lot have been dross away from hone and they have perked up and will want to end season in front of their fans strongly.

Its not even over yet amazingly. City heavy favs obviously but I wouldn't be that shocked if they beat you. Its been that kind of season.

as funny as it would be to beat United on goal difference again, the fact remains both clubs have been pretty shocking this year

the thing that will separate us is the goal difference which proves we have been marginally better, in the sense that we have performed to our best in a handful of games whereas the rags have consistently under performed

not over yet though, just gotta hope Pel can get the boys going on Sunday, theres enough of an incentive for them

Its by no means over but now we only need a point i feel better about it all United getting a point today would have cranked the pressure right up.