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posted on 30/6/16

I have bad news for you. We voted out of EU so you're not allowed to go unless you get a visa.

posted on 30/6/16

Think yourself as lucky as you are only there 3 nights.

I went there for a fortnight in 1987, I don't know how I got through it. Was ready to come home after 5 days.

As said previously a total bumhole of a resort that's even worse these days.

A down market Blackpool but with sun.

Anyway enjoy.

posted on 30/6/16

2 weeks?!

posted on 30/6/16

Went there with a girlfriend at the time, it was cheap. 😃

posted on 30/6/16

Wow 2 weeks I'm off on a stag do to Magaluf in August for 5 days and i am dreading it

posted on 30/6/16

comment by Komakino (U7809)
posted 1 minute ago
Went there with a girlfriend at the time, it was cheap. 😃
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blimey, what a lucky girl

posted on 30/6/16

Yeah, we didn't last too long after that. Strange.

posted on 30/6/16

benidorm is a shiiiithole.

went there about 4 years ago on a family holiday.

Sticky vicky was there then pulling razor blades from her clunge and oppening beer bottles with her fallulah

Terramitica is a decent theme park, although a week after we'd been some girl fell off a ride and died

posted on 30/6/16

"about 4 years ago on a family holiday."

you tight facker.

posted on 30/6/16

Was there 3 weeks ago on a stag do.
My advice is to stay drunk the whole time you are there

posted on 30/6/16

comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 2 minutes ago
"about 4 years ago on a family holiday."

you tight facker.
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it was with my bro in law and his family. they'd been before and recommended it, was fecking god awful

posted on 30/6/16

comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 3 minutes ago
"about 4 years ago on a family holiday."

you tight facker.
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and it still cost me 2 and a half k

posted on 30/6/16

my mrs is going to Magaluf on a friends birthday do.

she's already been told that if i see her scratching her faaanny getting off the plane then shes straight down the clap clinic

posted on 30/6/16

comment by just plain old Dunc (U11713)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 3 minutes ago
"about 4 years ago on a family holiday."

you tight facker.
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and it still cost me 2 and a half k
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OK... you aren't tight. You're just a mug.

posted on 30/6/16

comment by just plain old Dunc (U11713)
posted 14 seconds ago
my mrs is going to Magaluf on a friends birthday do.

she's already been told that if i see her scratching her faaanny getting off the plane then shes straight down the clap clinic
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so as long as she's not got an std you're ok with it?

posted on 30/6/16

comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 17 seconds ago
comment by just plain old Dunc (U11713)
posted 14 seconds ago
my mrs is going to Magaluf on a friends birthday do.

she's already been told that if i see her scratching her faaanny getting off the plane then shes straight down the clap clinic
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so as long as she's not got an std you're ok with it?
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im not gonna know so.. hey, what can i do

she wouldnt anyway, im the best thing thats ever happened to her

posted on 30/6/16

Blimey

posted on 30/6/16

Might give her a buzz then, found her FB before

posted on 30/6/16

no you didnt

isle of wight was lovely

posted on 30/6/16

I did

Your Friday evening occupation is quite rare in the City you live

posted on 30/6/16

Glad to hear it... did you escape the rain?

posted on 30/6/16

no its not, theres fecking dozens of them

posted on 30/6/16

comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 11 minutes ago
Was there 3 weeks ago on a stag do.
My advice is to stay drunk the whole time you are there
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I intend to......that bad then?!

posted on 30/6/16

comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 4 seconds ago
Glad to hear it... did you escape the rain?
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there was a couple of days where it was bad, but i sill wore shorts and t shirts as it was still about 20 degrees.

there were a few days where it was red hot too which was a bonus.

posted on 30/6/16

comment by Champers - Pow! Right in the kisser (U6859)
posted 1 hour, 10 minutes ago
Went to Benidorm for the first time last September and it's an absolute bumhole of a resort.

Loads of slags though
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