I have bad news for you. We voted out of EU so you're not allowed to go unless you get a visa.
Think yourself as lucky as you are only there 3 nights.
I went there for a fortnight in 1987, I don't know how I got through it. Was ready to come home after 5 days.
As said previously a total bumhole of a resort that's even worse these days.
A down market Blackpool but with sun.
Anyway enjoy.
Went there with a girlfriend at the time, it was cheap. 😃
Wow 2 weeks I'm off on a stag do to Magaluf in August for 5 days and i am dreading it
comment by Komakino (U7809)
posted 1 minute ago
Went there with a girlfriend at the time, it was cheap. 😃
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blimey, what a lucky girl
Yeah, we didn't last too long after that. Strange.
benidorm is a shiiiithole.
went there about 4 years ago on a family holiday.
Sticky vicky was there then pulling razor blades from her clunge and oppening beer bottles with her fallulah
Terramitica is a decent theme park, although a week after we'd been some girl fell off a ride and died
"about 4 years ago on a family holiday."
you tight facker.
Was there 3 weeks ago on a stag do.
My advice is to stay drunk the whole time you are there
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 2 minutes ago
"about 4 years ago on a family holiday."
you tight facker.
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it was with my bro in law and his family. they'd been before and recommended it, was fecking god awful
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 3 minutes ago
"about 4 years ago on a family holiday."
you tight facker.
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and it still cost me 2 and a half k
my mrs is going to Magaluf on a friends birthday do.
she's already been told that if i see her scratching her faaanny getting off the plane then shes straight down the clap clinic
comment by just plain old Dunc (U11713)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 3 minutes ago
"about 4 years ago on a family holiday."
you tight facker.
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and it still cost me 2 and a half k
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OK... you aren't tight. You're just a mug.
comment by just plain old Dunc (U11713)
posted 14 seconds ago
my mrs is going to Magaluf on a friends birthday do.
she's already been told that if i see her scratching her faaanny getting off the plane then shes straight down the clap clinic
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so as long as she's not got an std you're ok with it?
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 17 seconds ago
comment by just plain old Dunc (U11713)
posted 14 seconds ago
my mrs is going to Magaluf on a friends birthday do.
she's already been told that if i see her scratching her faaanny getting off the plane then shes straight down the clap clinic
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so as long as she's not got an std you're ok with it?
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im not gonna know so.. hey, what can i do
she wouldnt anyway, im the best thing thats ever happened to her
Might give her a buzz then, found her FB before
no you didnt
isle of wight was lovely
I did
Your Friday evening occupation is quite rare in the City you live
Glad to hear it... did you escape the rain?
no its not, theres fecking dozens of them
comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 11 minutes ago
Was there 3 weeks ago on a stag do.
My advice is to stay drunk the whole time you are there
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I intend to......that bad then?!
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 4 seconds ago
Glad to hear it... did you escape the rain?
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there was a couple of days where it was bad, but i sill wore shorts and t shirts as it was still about 20 degrees.
there were a few days where it was red hot too which was a bonus.
comment by Champers - Pow! Right in the kisser (U6859)
posted 1 hour, 10 minutes ago
Went to Benidorm for the first time last September and it's an absolute bumhole of a resort.
Loads of slags though
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posted on 30/6/16
I have bad news for you. We voted out of EU so you're not allowed to go unless you get a visa.
posted on 30/6/16
Think yourself as lucky as you are only there 3 nights.
I went there for a fortnight in 1987, I don't know how I got through it. Was ready to come home after 5 days.
As said previously a total bumhole of a resort that's even worse these days.
A down market Blackpool but with sun.
Anyway enjoy.
posted on 30/6/16
2 weeks?!
posted on 30/6/16
Went there with a girlfriend at the time, it was cheap. 😃
posted on 30/6/16
Wow 2 weeks I'm off on a stag do to Magaluf in August for 5 days and i am dreading it
posted on 30/6/16
comment by Komakino (U7809)
posted 1 minute ago
Went there with a girlfriend at the time, it was cheap. 😃
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blimey, what a lucky girl
posted on 30/6/16
Yeah, we didn't last too long after that. Strange.
posted on 30/6/16
benidorm is a shiiiithole.
went there about 4 years ago on a family holiday.
Sticky vicky was there then pulling razor blades from her clunge and oppening beer bottles with her fallulah
Terramitica is a decent theme park, although a week after we'd been some girl fell off a ride and died
posted on 30/6/16
"about 4 years ago on a family holiday."
you tight facker.
posted on 30/6/16
Was there 3 weeks ago on a stag do.
My advice is to stay drunk the whole time you are there
posted on 30/6/16
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 2 minutes ago
"about 4 years ago on a family holiday."
you tight facker.
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it was with my bro in law and his family. they'd been before and recommended it, was fecking god awful
posted on 30/6/16
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 3 minutes ago
"about 4 years ago on a family holiday."
you tight facker.
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and it still cost me 2 and a half k
posted on 30/6/16
my mrs is going to Magaluf on a friends birthday do.
she's already been told that if i see her scratching her faaanny getting off the plane then shes straight down the clap clinic
posted on 30/6/16
comment by just plain old Dunc (U11713)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 3 minutes ago
"about 4 years ago on a family holiday."
you tight facker.
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and it still cost me 2 and a half k
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OK... you aren't tight. You're just a mug.
posted on 30/6/16
comment by just plain old Dunc (U11713)
posted 14 seconds ago
my mrs is going to Magaluf on a friends birthday do.
she's already been told that if i see her scratching her faaanny getting off the plane then shes straight down the clap clinic
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so as long as she's not got an std you're ok with it?
posted on 30/6/16
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 17 seconds ago
comment by just plain old Dunc (U11713)
posted 14 seconds ago
my mrs is going to Magaluf on a friends birthday do.
she's already been told that if i see her scratching her faaanny getting off the plane then shes straight down the clap clinic
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so as long as she's not got an std you're ok with it?
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im not gonna know so.. hey, what can i do
she wouldnt anyway, im the best thing thats ever happened to her
posted on 30/6/16
Blimey
posted on 30/6/16
Might give her a buzz then, found her FB before
posted on 30/6/16
no you didnt
isle of wight was lovely
posted on 30/6/16
I did
Your Friday evening occupation is quite rare in the City you live
posted on 30/6/16
Glad to hear it... did you escape the rain?
posted on 30/6/16
no its not, theres fecking dozens of them
posted on 30/6/16
comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 11 minutes ago
Was there 3 weeks ago on a stag do.
My advice is to stay drunk the whole time you are there
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I intend to......that bad then?!
posted on 30/6/16
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 4 seconds ago
Glad to hear it... did you escape the rain?
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there was a couple of days where it was bad, but i sill wore shorts and t shirts as it was still about 20 degrees.
there were a few days where it was red hot too which was a bonus.
posted on 30/6/16
comment by Champers - Pow! Right in the kisser (U6859)
posted 1 hour, 10 minutes ago
Went to Benidorm for the first time last September and it's an absolute bumhole of a resort.
Loads of slags though
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