What?

You heard what I said. Keep it movin bro. I done had too many emails and I only managed to smash three hoe's this weekend coz mans been dealing with all this nonsense. It's effort bro. I aint even left the manor all day coz I been tryna catch up. Play the game bro and you will get banned. IP address. Permanently. So I suggest you stay focused bruh ya dig? Mans is finna bout to ban the geeks. I'm the standup banman. Feel me?

Too right Stig, some mans been gettin paranoid on here from all the pipe they done hit.

Real talk Didi. You good peoples bro. I done had dudes blowin up over little ish ya dig? There's only one explanation my dude and you done hit the nail on the head. Pipe. Always be pipe. I'm sick of it. Also I'm sick of all you lower-league supporting BNP-voting geeks. GTFOH. Real talk. Go home. Go back to Bermonsey. Geeks.

Could you write it English please?

That's some real talk. You know always get real talk form Stig, ya dig? I done seeing all these fake oss wums here, we in need of more hardoss people like Stig who can be done with these pipe hitting geeks.
Real wreckegnize real!
LAMBO!

Back up bruh. Understand the slanguage or leave the board aight? This board aint for middle class geeks who finna be out playing golf. Nor is it for bnp voters. Or pipe hitters.

This is for them blunt smoking, knowledgeable cats who lace a fat one, poke hoe's, throw some Freddie Gibbs on in the whip and reminisce about Torben Piechnik. If you on some other ish then gtfoh bro. This board aint for you. We some football heads over here bro. In Camberwell they call me the hoodlum version of Motson.

I dig ya bruv

Multiple Scoregasms (U8332) real talk bruh. Real recognise real bruh. Keep it movin my dude. You need a hoe or two? Get at the kid. I get them in bulk bro.

I haven't really noticed to be fair, I've been too busy listening to this new Wu vs Hendrix mixtape

yo blood clot these cats just don't get it, they been hitting it jus a little too much!

Yo pretty fly the kid aint bumped that tape yet. What's it sayin bro? Mans been stuck on this Nick Wiz compilation. Go check that bro if ya dig the 90's. Mans aint really a mashup type of guy but the wu and Hendrix sound cool.

Thanks for the offer bruh! But I do have a shorty right now who I am hitting but if she keep on yapping that mouth I might get at you!

No doubt bro. Keep that girl in check. If she be runnin her mouth you know where I'm at bro. I got mad hoe's ya feel me? Crazy assortment. All types. It's like pick n mix up in my manor bro. Anything goes.

Send me a couple of them cola bottle h0es Stig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No problem bro. I got a couple eggs I'll throw your way too.