or to join or start a new Discussion

Articles/all comments
These 34 comments are related to an article called:

How Much Is Craig Whyte Actually Worth?

Page 1 of 2

posted on 5/9/11

Who has been linked? Steven Whittaker and Scott Brown, but they have both signed new deals.

I am clutching at straws to hope that Sammy would welcome a move.

posted on 5/9/11

fenerbache bid for cole from west ham last week so they need a striker we live in hope of 3mil bid for sammy!!

posted on 5/9/11

There should be a 'Tress' of Samaras' hair sent to every Turkish club

posted on 5/9/11

no chance if they watched the cream of scottish football on saturday ply there trade

posted on 5/9/11

if you cut Samaras' hair he looses all his footballing powers

posted on 5/9/11

He is allegedly worth around £1billion.

posted on 5/9/11

who has alleged this and how was that figure derived?

comment by Schro (U9373)

posted on 5/9/11

To be honest guys, a Greek signing for a Turkish team would be as likely as Rangers signing a good-looking player. Not in a million years.

posted on 5/9/11

How Much Is Craig Whyte Actually Worth?
----------------------------------------------------------------
Enough to buy Sammy!

The funny thing was, I heard on the radio last week " Rangers have put in a bid for a Greek International Striker". I nearly crashed the car! Only to be bitterly disappointed.

posted on 5/9/11

Seven, Wikipedia

posted on 5/9/11

"He is chairman of a complex maze of interlinked firms from around the world thought to be worth more than one billion pounds." from wiki

Even on there it all sounds a bit impenetrable

posted on 5/9/11

lLizzie will find out how much he is worth, and she will act accordingly.

posted on 5/9/11

http://www.libertycapital.co.uk/Public/index.php

That was a link to one of his company websites, but it is shut-down.

I think he is very rich though.

posted on 5/9/11

I'm sure he is a very wealthy man. My question goes to the history of him and his acquired wealth. It all seems a bit vague and foggy.

comment by Hector (U3606)

posted on 5/9/11

The queen herself owns most of the worlds tax havens, next to her Rangers are compliant.

posted on 5/9/11

Apparently this is the Craig Whyte guide to world business:

Hope this answers all your questions

---------------------------------------------------------

Economic theories explained

SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, then throws the milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new President of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

THE ANDERSEN MODEL: You have two cows. You shred them.

A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'cowkimon' and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad.

IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy....

WELSH CORPORATION: You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.

AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate

posted on 5/9/11

rats juice

comment by Hector (U3606)

posted on 5/9/11

Good god!!!

Juicy posted something humourous...

posted on 5/9/11

Loved the Welsh one!

posted on 5/9/11

them jerries are smart

posted on 5/9/11

t'was a shock Hector!

posted on 5/9/11

And you didn't. Poor shame

posted on 5/9/11

very good rat boy.

posted on 5/9/11

haha brilliant

posted on 5/9/11

Comment deleted by Site Moderator

Page 1 of 2

Sign in if you want to comment