After seeing some behind the scenes videos of the players, Lingard seems like a right tube

comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 2 minutes ago
Nel Webb want crap when we bought him Shugs. His crapness was a result of snapping his Achilles tendon playing for England.

He never fully recovered from it.
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Digressing slightly, does anyone ever remember Webb having his shorts pulled down by a supporter at the old Southampton ground when he was about to take a throw-in? I think it was an F.A. Cup replay early 90's.

To be fair to Neil Webb he made one crucial pass that set United on the road to two decades of trophy winning.

For that alone he doesn't get near my hate list.

Didn't really take a shine to Blanc either

Jordi Cruyff.

I didn't like his hair or his face.

Why did we sign him?

comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 10 minutes ago
Nani was one I couldn't be doing with, not a bad footballer, just a complete baby who couldn't take a challenge
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Aww, I always had a soft spot for Nani.

Robin Van Persie. Just never like the guy. I forget who he scored against and ran to LVG to high five him and missed - such an annoying face.

Valencia, Juan Mata, Berba, Richardson, Evans.

Carrick to an extent, since I don't think he's ever taken enough responsibility on the pitch.

Fellaini because he's almost exactly the opposite of what I want a Manchester United midfield player to play like.

Juan Mata because he's too soft, lazy and nice. Also he's not half as good as his fans will tell you he is.

Marcos Rojo because I'm better than him at defending. So are you. He's also a megacunt.

Heinze for wanting to go to Liverpool, but that's more a dislike based on an action, rather never warming to him.


As a rule, I don't mind if a player isn't brilliant, but does there part and has a role to play in the squad. Ashley Young is a good example from our squad right now. Everything you here about him is that he's an absolute professional, first on the training pitch and last off it kind of guy. I want that kind of person around our younger players.

But the absolute no.1 player I never warmed to at UTD is Angel Di Maria. Lots of talent but never wanted to be here and I never wanted him either. Didn't give a toss about the club and didn't appreciate how lucky he was to get the chance. Just wanted to go to Paris to be an overpaid flat track bully in the only side with real money in the country. Softcunt extraordinaire.

Not a United fan but Rojo for me out of the current side. His face annoys me something extreme and being an Argie doesn't help matters.

Hon mentions:

Phil "Gurner" Jones
Ashley Young
Rooney but only because he's waaaay past it
I like Martial but his face and it's one expression is a bit irritating

comment by RJCanty (U17308)
posted 7 seconds ago
Not a United fan but Rojo for me out of the current side. His face annoys me something extreme and being an Argie doesn't help matters.

Hon mentions:

Phil "Gurner" Jones
Ashley Young
Rooney but only because he's waaaay past it
I like Martial but his face and it's one expression is a bit irritating
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Anthony "I can't tell what taste this is" Martial. I like him.

Can't warm to Lingard's huge nose. The cup final winning goal thing is a plus though.

Fellaini, Poborsky, Blanc.

comment by Mumbai Mkhitaryan (U3867)
posted 9 minutes ago
Can't warm to Lingard's huge nose. The cup final winning goal thing is a plus though.
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Anybody think he looks like the tennis player Heather Watson?

As a player obviously he can't be faulted BUT what used to annoy me was when someone would score and the others would gather around to celebrate only to see Rio with his ugly mug springing on to the lot of them screaming at the crowed.

Smalling looks like a gimp as well but in that regards he's only replacing Rio.

comment by Serge Muhmenthaler (U15867)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Mumbai Mkhitaryan (U3867)
posted 9 minutes ago
Can't warm to Lingard's huge nose. The cup final winning goal thing is a plus though.
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Anybody think he looks like the tennis player Heather Watson?
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Brilliant

From another team Mr Me would come tops, although Joey Barton comes close.

VC
If you're talking other teams, how about Dennis Wise, Iaun Dowie. Both have a face you'd like to punch, and in Dowie's case, looks like a lot of people did.

*Iain Dowie

comment by Serge Muhmenthaler (U15867)
posted 2 hours, 36 minutes ago
Heinze
Tevez
Rojo
Di Maria
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Rojo at the moment.

Nani is a player who frustrated me, as did the endless excuses that some of our supporters made, and still make, for him, ridiculously inconsistent from game-to-game and during the same game, he literally had one good season with us.

Never got the Jones hype either, people who should know better were making some unbelievable comments about him (Duncan Edwards, Baresi...), there was also this weird opinion in the media that he was a good right back and was good going forward, he's probably worse there than he is at centre back.

One from back in the day was Barthez, didn't like him as a keeper before we signed him, I thought he was too small and took unnecessary risks...then we brought him.

For non United Harry Kane, I just don't like him, not sure why....

Doesn't help that his tongue seems to be a bit fat for his mouth.

Neil Webb was fat and I don't like fat people.