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This should make you laugh
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Let's hear it then ...

I big Texan walks into an Irish bar in Dublin , in his load Texan accent he shouts to the crowded bar patrons " I hear you Irish are hard drinkers" I'll put €500 on the bar and 10 fresh pints of Guinness , whoever drinks them one after another in 5 minutes gets the €500

The bar goes quiet, a few minutes later and old guy sitting in the corner gets up and walks out
Still no takers for the bet

10 minutes later the old guy appears again , he says to the Texan , is your bet still good , he says yea of course it is, they set up the pints and the pile of money , off he goes and he tans every one of the witching the 5 minutes

The Texan says well done there's your money but tell me where did you go earlier

The old guy says I went down to the pub at the bottom of the street, I had to see if I could do it first

OK I'll try again.

What was Quasimodo's favourite song.

It started with a cyst.

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comment by Laudrup (U12366)
posted 4 minutes ago
I big Texan walks into an Irish bar in Dublin , in his load Texan accent he shouts to the crowded bar patrons " I hear you Irish are hard drinkers" I'll put €500 on the bar and 10 fresh pints of Guinness , whoever drinks them one after another in 5 minutes gets the €500

The bar goes quiet, a few minutes later and old guy sitting in the corner gets up and walks out
Still no takers for the bet

10 minutes later the old guy appears again , he says to the Texan , is your bet still good , he says yea of course it is, they set up the pints and the pile of money , off he goes and he tans every one of the witching the 5 minutes

The Texan says well done there's your money but tell me where did you go earlier

The old guy says I went down to the pub at the bottom of the street, I had to see if I could do it first
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I laughed.










Must be 2008 at this stage.

comment by Igor Le Gooooooooooooooal (U1993)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Laudrup (U12366)
posted 4 minutes ago
I big Texan walks into an Irish bar in Dublin , in his load Texan accent he shouts to the crowded bar patrons " I hear you Irish are hard drinkers" I'll put €500 on the bar and 10 fresh pints of Guinness , whoever drinks them one after another in 5 minutes gets the €500

The bar goes quiet, a few minutes later and old guy sitting in the corner gets up and walks out
Still no takers for the bet

10 minutes later the old guy appears again , he says to the Texan , is your bet still good , he says yea of course it is, they set up the pints and the pile of money , off he goes and he tans every one of the witching the 5 minutes

The Texan says well done there's your money but tell me where did you go earlier

The old guy says I went down to the pub at the bottom of the street, I had to see if I could do it first
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I laughed.










Must be 2008 at this stage.
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What?

When I laughed at it.

comment by Igor Le Gooooooooooooooal (U1993)
posted 3 minutes ago
When I laughed at it.
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Why didn't you just say , Iv heard that before

Most people I tell it to haven't heard it, when I heard it it was the first time I'd heard it

Sorry.

I was that man.

x10

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Dam Israelis spoiled them all.

What do a pulse and an 0rgasm have in common?

I don't care if she has either.

The Palestinians are raising money on a go fund me to help Celtic pay off Janko

A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right.

The statistician yells We got 'em

comment by Paulpowersleftfoot (U1037)
posted 8 hours, 9 minutes ago
It didn't
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