comment by Ace (U18814)
posted 9 minutes ago
I agree with the concept of the article - fat people are an abomination, and there's no excuse for it. Give the impact this kind of thing is having on the NHS - and the increased impact it'll have in the future, I propose a fat tax. I've mentioned on here before, but essentially the amount you pay for food is calculated on a sliding scale relevant to you BMI. So, if it's <25 you pay standard rate. If it's >25 you pay more. If it's >30 you pay a bigger levy. If it's >35 you are banned from buying certain foodstuffs. Doctors will be compelled to do 3 monthly BMI/weight checks, and anyone who's overweight and hasn't lost weight gets hit with a big fine, that goes to the NHS.

Now, I realise this would be a administrative nightmare, logistically impracticle and borderline totalitarian. But, for me it's the only way to rid our society of this scourge. If these fat w*nkers wanna be fat, fine, but as far as I'm concerned they isolate themselves from civilisation by doing so. We've managed to make other things shameful, such as paedophillia and smoking, so why not fatness?
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Brilliant idea introducing fat tax. Obesity is the cause of many diseases.

Have you noticed that obese people are nearly always lazy s

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comment by Ace (U18814)
posted 22 seconds ago
comment by groovyduringthewar (U1054)
posted 8 seconds ago
Have you noticed that obese people are nearly always lazys
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I've noticed that they're almost without exception, quite fat.
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They often come in pairs are well

comment by The fackin Gaffer (U6283)
posted 32 seconds ago
comment by Ace (U18814)
posted 22 seconds ago
comment by groovyduringthewar (U1054)
posted 8 seconds ago
Have you noticed that obese people are nearly always lazys
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I've noticed that they're almost without exception, quite fat.
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They often come in pairs are well
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Like both the right and left side each have 2 tlts?

comment by RtM - El Psy Congroo (U1097)
posted 59 seconds ago
comment by The fackin Gaffer (U6283)
posted 32 seconds ago
comment by Ace (U18814)
posted 22 seconds ago
comment by groovyduringthewar (U1054)
posted 8 seconds ago
Have you noticed that obese people are nearly always lazys
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I've noticed that they're almost without exception, quite fat.
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They often come in pairs are well
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Like both the right and left side each have 2 tlts?
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No like couples

comment by The fackin Gaffer (U6283)
posted 44 minutes ago
comment by #4zA (U19575)
posted 4 minutes ago
like planes?
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Or trains
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Automobiles?

Compulsory Liposuction procedures if the fat tax doesn't work

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comment by groovyduringthewar (U1054)
posted 4 minutes ago
Have you noticed that obese people are nearly always lazys
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Majority I'd say are lazy feckers. Also, I have seen chubby people quite active too

comment by Ace (U18814)
posted 23 seconds ago
Failure to comply with the suggested fat tax would be punishable by death, because you can guarantee there will be a smattering of insubordinate fat b*stards that thing morbid obesity is their right. Well not on my watch. Any attempt not to comply, or beat the technology that enforces it, will result in being shot dead in the street by one of the Fat Tax Marshalls I will employ to ensure compliance. Dead fatties will have their blubber used for soap and foodstuff for 3rd world countries, and their heads will become collectors items to be stuffed and put over the fireplace a bit like moose heads used to be.
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comment by Ledley's knee surgeon; Football Manager legend. (U20121)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Ace (U18814)
posted 23 seconds ago
Failure to comply with the suggested fat tax would be punishable by death, because you can guarantee there will be a smattering of insubordinate fat b*stards that thing morbid obesity is their right. Well not on my watch. Any attempt not to comply, or beat the technology that enforces it, will result in being shot dead in the street by one of the Fat Tax Marshalls I will employ to ensure compliance. Dead fatties will have their blubber used for soap and foodstuff for 3rd world countries, and their heads will become collectors items to be stuffed and put over the fireplace a bit like moose heads used to be.
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comment by Conte'nt (U20893)
posted 15 seconds ago
comment by groovyduringthewar (U1054)
posted 4 minutes ago
Have you noticed that obese people are nearly always lazys
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Majority I'd say are lazy feckers. Also, I have seen chubby people quite active too
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Running after the ice cream van

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comment by #4zA (U19575)
posted 1 minute ago
u could mount their heads on spikes at all entrances too McDonalds
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Like Isis ?

comment by Ace (U18814)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by #4zA (U19575)
posted 1 minute ago
u could mount their heads on spikes at all entrances too McDonalds
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Excellent idea, I like the cut of your jib sunshine. Fat Tax Marshalls will be armed with elephant guns and have total authority to shoot to kill, at will. The only way to instill discipline through fear.
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comment by Georgi Neo Wijnaldum (U9135)
posted 5 minutes ago
Compulsory Liposuction procedures if the fat tax doesn't work
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More like compulsory in front of the firing squad

comment by Ace (U18814)
posted 21 seconds ago
Within 12 months the obesity epedemic will be resolved, and all the fat cuunts that moan about it to start will be calling for me to be made a saint. Also, I will have single handedly saved the NHS. When the project is complete, I will turn my attention to how society deals with the problem of midgets.
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Entrance to Hospitals and doctors surgeries should be by law only twenty nine inches wide.

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You can't possibly solve dwarfism, can you ?

Pranks wouldn't be happy if you recommend shooting them in the street.